Scammers And Epstein

Yeah it's a little dated, but even scammers don't buy that Epstein kilt hisself.

But they still expect me and my scam-wizened pet rocks to buy what THEY'RE trying to sell.

Like this little gem from the country of Benin:

Dear Beloved in Christ,

Permit me to share with you, my desire to go into Godly business
partnership with you.

I am Mrs. Maureen Greaves, married to Late Alan Greaves (PhD} who
worked with ( Total S.A.) the French Multinational Integrated Oil and
Gas Company and one of the five "Super major" oil companies in the
world as their Africa drilling rig supplier for 17 years before his
death On Christmas Eve 2013. Before his death we were both devout born
again Christian; lay-preacher and former social worker and my late
husband Alan Greaves; was an organist at the church for 40 years,
before his was attacked and beaten with a pickaxes on his way to pray
at Midnight Mass at St Saviour's Church in Sheffield and he died in
hospital three days later as you can confirm this link as stated
below:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2529286/A-year-murder-organists-widow-breaks-vigil.html

A year after his murder, organist Alan Graves' widow breaks down at vigil | Daily Mail Online Alan Graves, 68 (inset) was beaten with a pickaxe on his way to play Midnight Mass in St Saviour's Church in Sheffield. His widow Maureen, 64 (left) wept at a memorial service in the church a year ... www.dailymail.co.uk

.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of ($15.5M) with a
bank in Cotonou Benin where he worked for 17 years last as the (Total
S.A.) Africa drilling rig supplier. I am contacting you because of the
recent report from my Doctor told me that I have some weeks to live
due to cardiac and kidney failure problem, having known my condition,
I seek your concept and permission to present you to the bank as my
late husband foreign investors to retrieve the fund and utilize for
establishing an orphanages home for the poor and needy, and also
propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is
maintained.

Contact me immediately on my private email:
(Mrsmuareengreaves@writeme.com) Hoping to receive your response
immediately.

Thanks and Remain blessed in the Lord.
l remain yours sister in Christ.
Mrs. Maureen Greaves Church Army evangelist)

Yup...bought that.  Even with the unnoticed (by the scammer) change of name.

I don't think that the scammer bought much of my edit of her email in return:

From: Mrs. Maureen Greaves <zhangisabelle07@gmail.com>
Sent: Saturday, November 6, 2021 3:13 PM
Subject: Dear Take A Letter Maria in Pizza Crust With Yeast Infection

 

Dear Take A Letter Maria in Pizza Crust With Yeast Infection

Permit me to share with you, my desire to go into an unholy

alliance with anything demonic, depraved, perverted and

demagogic.

In short, I want a job in the #fjb regime.

I am Mrs. Maureen Greaves, gender neutral non-binary 

octosexual anthropoid, formerly mated to Late Alan Greaves (pHd} who
worked with the French pedophilia ring Kids 'Fer Us and one of the five 

"Super major" sources of child trafficking operating out of the basement

of maligNANCY Pelosi's San Crapcisco personion.

Then the dumb sh*t went whistle blower, causing him to go Epstein

On Christmas Eve 2020 due to COVID after his plane crashed into

a meat grinder. Before his death I am reliably informed that he

fouled himself just like #fjb did at the Vatican.

I've spent the past 40 years transplanting other species genitals into

six year olds, just to see if Pfizer would grant me a contract.  I did get

a fan letter from Dr. Anthony Fauxci, but nothing else.

Before I underwent multiple sex changes and had a thorough mental

breakdown as a result, I deposited the sum of ($15.50) with a
bank in Cotonou Benin.  Thanks to interest rates there, I now have

a total of $13.59 in that account. I should have invested in 

The Clapper.

I am contacting you because of the recent report from my Doctor 

that told me that I have some weeks of further genital reassignment

surgeries because my piranha genitals just ate my ovaries and are

preparing to go after other vital functions.  

I seek your concept and permission to present you to the bank as my
psychoanalyst to prove once and for all that I deserve an appointment 

to the Navy just like Rachel Levine got.

Contact me immediately on my private email:
(Mrsmuareengreaves@writeme.com) Hoping to receive your response
immediately.

Thanks and Remain blessed by a flying waffle iron.
l remain yours sister in crisis.
Mrs. Maureen Greaves, Church of Goat Heat Baphomets, DNC branch)

I reckon the lack of response to this edit suggests that the scammer doesn't want to get crossways with Hellary...or groped by #fjb.

Scam Like An Egyptian

Yawp.

My character -- more than one of them -- were contacted by a Mrs Suzanne Mubarak, claiming to be the wife of deposed Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak.

Read about it h'yar:


Please read and get back to me!!!

This mail may not be surprising to you if you have been following current events in the international media with reference to the recent protest in Egypt.I am Mrs. Suzanne Mubarak, the wife of Deposed Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak who is seriously ill where he had retreated after giving up power on February 11.Ever since the turn out of events and even prior to the protest,I have been thrown into a state of antagonism, confusion,humiliation, frustration and hopelessness by the present military leadership of the Egyptian Liberation Organization.I have even been subjected to physical and psychological torture.As a woman that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence with everybody in the country at the moment.

You must have heard over the media reports and the Internet on the discovery of some fund in my husband secret bank account and companies and the allegations of some huge sums of money deposited by my husband in my name of which I have refuses to disclose or give up to the corrupt Egyptian Government. In fact the total sum allegedly discovered by the Government so far is in the tune of about $6.5 Billion Dollars.And they are not relenting on their effort to make me and my sons(Gamal & Alaa Mubarak) poor for life. As you know, the Moslem community has no regards for women, more importantly when the woman is from a Christian background, hence my desire for a foreign assistance.

I have the sum of 62.5USD(Sixty-Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) with a financial firm in Europe whose name I can not disclose for now for security reasons until we open up communication. I shall be grateful if you could receive this fund into your bank account for safe keeping and any Investment opportunity.

This arrangement will be known to you and I alone and all our correspondence should be strictly on email alone because our government has tapped all our lines and are monitoring all my moves.In view of the above, if you are willing to assist for our mutual benefits, you shall be compensated with 20% of the funds after the completion and transfer of fund to your possession.

Please note that this is a golden opportunity that comes once in life time and more so, if you are honest, I am going to entrust more funds in your care as this is one of the legacy we keep for our children.In case you don't accept please do not let me out to the security and international media as I am giving you this information in total trust and confidence I will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith.

Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Suzanne Mubarak  


Being surprised by anything that comes in email is a rarity for me these days; the surprise I think comes in what she read when I had my one character edit and return her email to her and a hundred or so of her friends and colleagues:


To: mrsmubarak00034@gmx.us
Subject:Please read and get back at me!!!  

On Sunday, December 18, 2016 3:12 PM, Mrs. Suzanne Mubarak <mrssuzannemubarak@vfemail.net> wrote:

This mail will be surprising to you whether you follow South Park or not.  I am Mrs. Suzanne Mubarak, the wife of Deposed Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak, and yes, asshats, we both walk like Egyptians.  I've been cursing the Bangles for years about that. 

 

 

Ever since the turn out of events and even prior to an irrelevant episode indirectly about us on The Kardashians, I have been thrown into a state of antagonism, confusion,humiliation, frustration and hopelessness by Michael Mooron's insistence that I don't vote the way the Erectoral College says I should...but I refused to vote for hellary.  Instead, I voted for Vox the Wonder Yak.

 

 

  Since then, I have even been subjected to physical and psychological torture from college powder puffs who fill my Twatter account with illegible rants about constipated mathematicians that worked it out with a pencil and WTF accusations of my having ruined Toledo.  .As a woman that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence with everybody in the country at the moment because it's obvious to me that Toledo sucked a long time before this.

You must have heard over the media reports and the Internet that I have shut down my Twatter account because it's so full of ignoramuses from Berkeley with dozens of face piercings crying about human caused global hedge funding of tyrannosaurs dickheads that look like Anthony Weiner and text like John Podesta, all puffy lipped.

 

 

  In the meantime, it has been reported on faux news sites like cnn, msnbc, abc, nbc and cbs that I was a final runner up at auditions for intern genital humidors for Bill Clinton when he was sure that the helldebeast would get him back into the Oral Orifice.  Brian Williams even asserted that he was with me when our yellow submarine came under sniper fire in Bosnia. 

I have never been to Bosnia in any kind of submarine, let alone with Brian Williams, who was at the time really doing a mockumentary on Anthony Weiner and pud pulling sexting during a weekend at Bernie's.

And if THAT isn't enough, Kurt Eisenschnauzerface from Newsweak keeps claiming that I have about $6.5 Billion Dollars that Hellary misappropriated while the Suckretary of State and that I intend to use it to bring illegal Syrian islamofascist cameldorks by the thousands to Kaliforlornia in time to vote on their seceding from the USA in 2018, so we can run Hellary for president against a cardboard cut out of Ahnold Schwarzenwanker. 

 

 

There might be some truth to that, since we look forward to watching her lose again.  Damn me to Rachal Madcow, but it's fun watching Hellary psychologically implode every time she loses.

Because of this Whiny League schools across the Northeast are not relenting on their effort to make me and my sons (Gamal & Alaa Mubarak) Mariah careys for life, performing at the Glockenspiel Theatre in downtown Vaduz, Liechtenstein through 2030.  Tickets will be available at Ticketmaster once someone gets the word there. 

As you know -- and Barack Insane Obola ignores -- the Moslem community has more regard for goats than women, hence my desire for a foreign assistance to arrange to make me a judge on Dancing With The Stars.

If you can't arrange that, perhaps you can get me on something like Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, The Gong Show, Mama's Family...get me something that will get me some YouBoob exposure so I can start a GoF***Me page like Jill Frankenstein did.  

 This arrangement will be known to you and I alone and all our correspondence should be strictly on email alone so long as it doesn't find its way onto Anthony Weiner's laptop or Hellary Clinton's email server, 'cuz then the Russians, Wikileaks and Piers Moron will know all about us and Chris Berman will make fun of us "going all...the...WAY..." on ESPN.

Please note that this is a fecal opportunity that comes once in life time if one is lucky enough to only have it come or breath hard once.  If you are honestly gullible, I am going to enjoy the sh*t out of this.  But dammit, please do not let me out to the security and international media by telling someone connected to the Russians, Wikileaks or the DNC about this.

 Mrs. Suzanne Mubarak
aka  Camilla the stripteasing Camel on the Islamofascist Entertainment Network

"Dirka Dirka!!!"

 

Mrs. Suzanne Mubarak -- after reading this -- decided that certain kinds of foreign "help" were better than others...and she'd wait for the others  ;-)

 

Geology Laughs At "Settled" Talking Points

My pet rock, Seymour, gets a kick out of those who not only believe that human-caused global warming is real, but the really whackadoodle ones that think those rightly skeptical of their claims should be thrown in jail.

My pet rock will never make a gudt little submissive dumbed down leftist.

So naturally, when Seymour saw a story about how a panel of so-called climate scientists rated current candidates for president on their climate change stances, it came as a no-brainer "DUH" that the rating put hellary highest on their list.

Anything to prop up a fraud.

Thus, Seymour just hadda do a bit of editing:

WTFNS DEFLECT: On climate science, most DNC talking points are abject fail

By Seymour PetRock

WASHINGTON (WTFNS) — When it comes to climate science, the chosen panel of 'climate scientists' prove that they are solidly in the pocket of the agw fraud club when it comes to donning clown outfits and rating presidential candidates on the fraud of climate change.

At the request of a lamestream servile mediocre service -- one frequently knowd to be in the pockets of the Left -- a nebulous assortment of leftist committed leftist climate fraud proponents using crummy core sub standards graded for DNC talking points inaccuracy what a dozen top candidates said in debates, interviews and tweets, using a 0 to total idiot scale.

To try to eliminate possible truth interfering in the intended poll outcome, the candidates' comments were prominently displayed so the talking points raters would know not to upset the cackling hen or her inane crimepaign who stood ready to screech “sexist!” in an evil cackling hen cadence if the results didn't offset her high negatives in untrustworthiness. Also, the so called “scientists” who did the grading were chosen by a cage full of hamsters with no wheel and very pissed off about it.

A former suckretary of state for isis, as intended, had the highest “sticking to the talking points” average score at 194, being very careful to stick to crummy core math substandards in the rating. Three of the talking points panel did not assign the wallpaper candidate a score, saying his statements were in English, which they could not grade, instead of crummy core lingo, which they could because the simpering moron that ruins the DNC said it was okay.

Two used circumference reasoning to skip grading the largest of the Republicans and most – wanting to not be called “sexist” without realizing that it's okay to be sexist to a Republican – did the same for the "not woman enough" woman running that ain't the cackling untrustworthy hen. As the DNC and the cackling hen's crimepaign intended, the most intellectual opposition candidate had the lowest score. All purple hat wearing alien waffle irons put that one at the bottom of the class ahead of the inflatable inventer of global warming fraud -- which leaked and squeaked throughout the process.

Speaking about the candidate the DNC wanted most denigrated, "This individual understands less about how DNC talking points are preventing Guam from tipping over and the tortured science therein (and the cackling hen's emails) than we do," Munchell Obola, a Pinhead State University liberal farts professor, wrote of one opposition candidate's statements. "That sort of intelligence does not fit our talking points and can't be allowed to ruin the cackling hen's coronation."

The dinosaur from a small northeastern state, looking 87, had the lowest score among the Democraps, dinged for an unfortunate fact exposure when he admitted that human-caused global warming was a fraud.  Another opposition candidate was artificially scored the highest among Republicans, because one grader gave him a perfect 100 and thought he was the metrosexual version of the cackling hen.

For the other Republicans – accurately reporting that global climate change is cyclical and solar/geologically driven – bad grades were dictated by a talking points meme from the abject moronic regime mouthpiece, in between her hash tagging that ISIS needs $15 living wage jobs at McDonalds to stop acting like high school junior varsity types.

Two raters gave her an “eh” mention for a roll in the backseat of a Yugo on a moonless night.

Said the talking points that the raters were ordered to apply, “We are going to make America a harder place to create jobs in order to pursue policies that will do absolute damage to capitalism and entrepreneurism, because the Fauxtus wants America to be brought down to a level with Somalia...except for Hawaii, where Fauxtus plans to retire to." Hence, the cackling hen gets an artificially inflated rating to match those inflated pants suits, and all the Republicans – except for the metrosexual dude – get dinged because otherwise the DNC chairpoison will go Jar Jar Binks pms on the panel.

In an “oops” moment of straying from the talking points, one panelist said, "I would not say that the planet will become uninhabitable. That argument is as idiotic as we collectively here are. But I'm getting paid to prop up the oversized pants suit – and in that pants suit, you can see why she needs propping up – so that's what I'm going to say”.

The rather off-the-wall unreality TV star candidate brought out some of the more colorful and terse critiques. The Bloom County experiment on methane with Bill the Cat earlier this year brought out more.  A strong egg/sulfuric fart that cleared the panel's room for 30 minutes, brought out still more.

A former president of the American Association for the Advancement of Demoncrap Junk Science, called the leading Republican candidate's mocking-of-climate-fraud comments "factual, so I must decree it nonsense to avoid pissing off the cackling hen," while Aunti Enema, a climate person of dubious intellect at the University of Phulovit said, "the storm trooper helmeted, pompadour toupeed cat in the diaper does not appear to have any commitment to flatulence regulation."

In the interests of disclosure --  a word that brought objections from the cackling hen's crimepaign -- the panel bought by the DNC for this rigged rating were Dopey, Sneezy, Icky, Yukky, Putz, Howard, Fine, Howard, Doofus, Dork and Leghumper from assorted Whiny League centers of lower ed but with good standing in the fraud-laced agw community where talking points nincompoops are desperately sought after.  


Seymour still insists that these edits will get him a Pulitzer.  I'm working on getting him a Pull My Fanger.


"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

Planned Abhorrenthood Gets A Role In Email Editing

My pet rock, Seymour, doesn't think much of the Left.  Probably because there's not much thinking that goes on over there.

But email scammers fit right in with the Left.

So the pet rock's latest edit took that into account.

Here's a scam from an online orphanage, written by a person or persons of Third World education...aka in a leftist dumbed down public skool:

power house Orphanage is a non- governmental, non-profit organisation established to provide shelter, clothing, emotional care and hope for a better future for the less privileged children in our society. We have been doing this for years but now we are very low in finesse. This children are staving, some are dripping out from school. We need your support You can help us by Sponsoring a Child� Education, Donating, Volunteering and Celebrating Special days with us With dozens of children to care for, we appreciate receiving donations in cash or kind. For more INFO. Email us:orphanagehomepowerhouse@gmail.com .... May God bless you as u help this little ones.  

 

 

Yes, it arrived just as you see it there.  Probably a Berkeley college stupent's pHd thesis.

 

Well, the pet rock thought some leftist themes fit well with this edit:

 

 

Planned Abhorrenthood Organage is a governmental, for-profit disorganisation established to provide parts is parts for the less privileged employees of Planned Abhorrenthood in our leftist dysfunctional society that want to be able to afford lamborlinguinis or some other pricey, undeserved sh*t. We have been doing this for years but now we are very low in finesse as noted by those damned undercover videos that outted us. msnbc and the demoncraps still support us because they value money and votes over human lives.  We demand your support You can help us by Sponsoring an overweight, honesty-challenged female candidate for president that can't run an email server but wants to ruin a country.  Celebrating Special days with us With dozens of Ferguson looters highly recommended by Al Sharpton.  we appreciate receiving donations of cash or body parts...the latter we sell to the highest bidder. For more INFO. Email us:  orphanagehomepowerhouse@gmail.com  .... May Margaret Sanger damn your prodigy if you don't vote for hellary.  

 

 

My pet rock is convinced that he has *followers* at the DNC.  I would agree, though not for the same reasons that Seymour thinks.  Meanwhile, back at Scam Central, the dumbed down yutz that sent the original scam was amazingly confused by what the pet rock done to his/her/its scam:


hello what the meaning of this  


Oh goodie...more dialogue:


you tell me....you sent it.  


that not what we send it  


well that what I got it.  What you think you send it? 


Danged if he didn't try to 'splain:


i am Evangelist barry mark by name and i run powerhouse Orphanagehome all by myself. A non-governmental organization (NGO) here in NIGERIA. In the facility we have 147 children. The facility has eight dormitory rooms to house the 147 children.There are 40 staff to care
for them 24 hours a day, seven days a week.  Most of the children enter the Orphanage because their parents either live on the street or are deceased.  The children mostly come from NIGERIA with a few being from SOUTH AFRICA.   

And he ends it thus:

Thank you for taking your time to look into our condition, we will appreciate it if you could help us, sir we are very sorry we currently do not have website as we have not gathered enough funds to do that, but our details you can find below sir.

joy barry Orphanage Home.
Contact Number: +234-81-862-77716
Address: 12,royal road benin . Edo state. Nigeria

Thank you for taking time to read this email and helping us

You can make donations to us through Western Union Transfer(W.U.T) with
these details:

NAME: barry mark
COUNTRY:Nigeria
TEXT QUESTION:God is
TEXT ANSWER:With us

After payment you are to send us this details:

Your Name you used in Donating:
Your Location;
MTCN:
Text Question:
Text Answer:
Amount Donated:
Sender's Phone number:  


See how the name of the orphanage changed?  Now a little internet research determined that there is a Joy Orphanage in Nigeria...and "barry mark" ain't any part of it.

Still, I wasn't done widdem:

I has a few questions to ax you:

1.  Most of your organs are from Nigeria and a few from South Africa; how do the South Africans get there? 

2.  You said you run Powerhouse Organage by yourself then at the end you call it Joy Barry Organage.  Which is it?

3.  Are you affiliated with Planned Abhorrenthood?

4.  Why are there no Somalis, Beninians or Senegalese there?  Are you biased against them?

5.  You didn't say how much of a donation you wanted.

6.  What will my donation do for one organ?  Sally Struthers always told us what our donation would do.  Will you?  

 

beloved this is a africa union ,,, some children flew to south Africa because of lack of funds. 

my it was my mmum name that is joy .. she is dead now  beloved try and help us the children really need your help  


You didn't answer my key question...are you affiliated with Planned Abhorrenthood?  

who is this?  


It's a zombified collection of leftist ghouls that sell baby parts for profit.  Kinda fits in with any cannibal inclinations you may have, eh?  


And that was finally all it took to shut down another line of scam communications  ;-)  They must not like planned abhorrenthood, either.

 

 

 

 

 

Seymour's Devilish Edit

My pet rock, Seymour, loves South Park.

So when he read an article that seemed a parody of a South Park parody -- one about demon animals hailing Satan at Christmas -- he went into "editing pet rock gone wild" mode, and had a field day with the unveiling of a satanic statue in Deadtroit:

Satanic Temple finds perfect place for satanic sculpture unveiling: Deadtroit

By Seymour PetRock -- WTF News Soivice

 

DEADTROIT (WTFNS) - A Satanic collection of devil-may-cares unveiled a controversial bronze Baphoman sculpture in Deadtroit, a “perfect location” after 50 plus years of leftist control has sent the place to the devil.

Due to God being booed at the last demoncrap convention, the group figured that Deadtroit was the place to start. They figure that unveiling of its 9-foot-tall monument will go over acceptably too in Seattle, San Freakcisco, nyc, DC (in front of the Demoncrap National Committee Hall of Devil Worship) and Shotcago.

The upcoming sorta paraphrasing reprise of a South Park parody unveiled the one-ton likeness of a mix of demoncrap politicians just before 11:30 p.m. local time as supporters cheered, "hellary, hellary." Some of the heathens in attendance rushed to loot stuff, only to find Deadtroit is pretty much void of lootable places now.

The statue of a winged Baphoman – combining features from leading demoncraps – with body parts bought from Panned Parenthood, the head of the DNC chairpoison, and race/gender neutral with the Marie Barf hashtag “#DemoncrapLiesDon'tMatter”, resembled a design the group previously tried to get as the new demoncrap party icon. A nearby statue of a boy was removed because of the politically correct demand by feminincompoops to not have a 'negative male influence' diminish the display.  The feminincompoops are also demanding that it becalled a "baphowomyn".

Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner's cat, Booger, barked its approval.  Or was just trying to moo up a hairball forcefully. 

Jacked Upp, director of the Deadtroit chapter of the Demoncrap National Committee, said temple members planned to transport the sculpture to the Fauxtus home town, soon as they figure out where in Hell it is.

The Temple had unsuccessfully applied to have the statue appointed as hellary's running mate, but realized that because her crimepaign is starting to go to the devil, perhaps that declaration may have to be changed to 'Burnie' Sanders or Fauxcahontas.

On Saturday, the presentation of Baphowomyn in Deadtroit drew applause and adulation from msnbc, wherein the entire staph repeatedly wet themselves in satanic orgasms of joy that they got the statue name politically corrected. It was noted that the Satanic Temple previously tried to display the statue only to fear a backlash from their allies in ISIS scuttled the plan.

"We're sure our friends in ISIS are okay with this now, because Marie Barf is getting them jobs," said Al Barfton over a bullhorn that could be heard at cnn. A souse with msnbc reports that Brian Williams will relate his mission flown over Teheran with the Baphowomyn during the Iran-Iraq War in 1986 where he landed with hellary under sniper fire from the vast Fox News conspiracy. The fact that Fox News didn't begin until 1996 was dismissed by msnbc as being misconstrued dependency on what one's definition of “is” is.  


Seymour isn't thinking about a Pulitzer with this one; he thinks he'll need protection from the DNC.

Don't we all.