A Little More Yakety Yak

You're right...that's not a yak.

Neither did the scammer intend to involve anything akin to a yak in this email, as you'll obviously note:

Sir.
In accordance to my religious persuasion, I felt expedient to write and inform you on the wicked conspiracy hatched by the duo of
Elizabeth Paul,Diplomat Mathew Paul  and Mrs.Jenifer William of the Ministry of Finance and some of the Finance Ministry staffs with numerous fake names to divert your money to their designated account in Europe.

From my position as a lowly clerk in this office, I discovered that
they moved the fund from Africa to London, UK and then moved it last
week to Banco Italiano in ITALY. Today I found out through the Central
computer database that they are about to re-route back your fund to a
security company in USA. With this, I felt that it is important for me
to alert you on this development.  They are still using your name and
contract/inheritance identification number as the beneficiary but they
have changed the account co-ordinate and this is the reason they are
frustrating you by asking for endless fees in other to buy time pending
on when they will transfer your funds to their designated account in
Cayman Islands.

I have the reference number of the transaction and also I have the
number of the official who is directly in charge at the SECURITY
COMPANY . Your payment is supposed to go through the UK credit control
financial clearing house before final lodge into the security company
there in USA. All the data about your claim profile are within my
reach. I do not need gratification from you either in cash or kind. I
can never be a part of evil.

Please respect my discretion in this matter, you can send an email to
me so that I can give you the reference number and the name and
contact information of the officials of the security company in USA. I
repeat, please do not expose my person, it is not easy to get jobs
around here and I cannot contend with these powerful individuals
because they can eliminate me just like that. You can reach me through
my private email:  abbassibnsadimin@gmail.com

God bless you.  


What I want to know is, how did that bastard know that I'd just sneezed seconds before he ended the email that way?

Mebbe they ARE surveilling me, which would explain the aluminum hat my pet rock, Seymour, is wearing, to "ward off electronic surveillance".

"Am NOT!!!"

At any rate, the edit here threw my scammer for a bit of a loop-de-loop:

> Subject: the truth about your yak
> To:
>
> Sir.
> In accordance to my religious persuasion, I felt expedient to write
> and inform you on the wicked conspiracy hatched by myself, Mrs
>Jones, Diplomat Mathew Paul and a Siberian yak herder named Gogol
> with International Bovine Molesters, Inc, with cameos by Bill and
> Hellary Clinton, Al Sharpton, Chris Matthews and a card board cut
> out of Sandra Fluke fallating a fire hydrant while helping Bill Clinton
> recruit female intern genital humidors in Europe and Georgetown.
>
> From my position as the mastermind of this wickedness, I discovered that
> if a yak from Siberia were moved to Minnesota, they wouldn't notice the
> change in dialect, demeanor or the presence/absence of borsht.  It was
> further determined that in ITALY, yaks are oblivious to pizza and jokes
> about Mussolini.

> Today I found out through the Central computer database that my
> co-conspirators have collected a large file of pictures of Hellary in a
> 6XXXL butt thong, whipping an inflatable dummy of Barack Obola
> and screaming "wait until I get into that office, you Kenyan BASTARD!"

> With this, I felt that it is important for me to alert you on this development.
> It might get weirder shortly.

> They are still using your name when ordering dildos from Acme Sex Toys
> Company and billing them to some poor bastard named Wiley Coyote.
> For this reason, I am confessing this wicked conspiracy and desolving
> my participation in it.  I just want to go back to dressing like a transgendered
> penguin and peeing where they do while doing the macaroni in a gay bar
> in Iraq.  I might get a gig in the Cayman Islands.
>
> Even though I'm the low life Third World plunger lipped goat poking
> suck egg mule that dreamt this whole perverse scheme up -- including the
> "Goats Gone Wild" video at an islamofascist transgender bar in Teheran --
> I can never be a part of evil, unless it pays really good.
>
> Please totally doubt my discretion in this matter. I didn't say it
> before so I repeat, please do not expose my person, it is not easy to get jobs
> around here as a transgendered yak fallator and I cannot contend with these
> photos of what Hellary looks like in a 6XXXL butt thong. You can reach me through
> my private email: abbassibnsadimin@gmail.com
>
> Whatever's wrong with me, you're worse if you reply.

> Abbas Sadimin
> PS:  I included Hellary's butt thong picture so you KNOW....  

This apparently flummoxed the scammer:

what is this you mean?  

I mean, that's one big ass to jam into a 6XXXL butt thong, but Hellary seems to be getting away with it.  

My scammer had nothing further to say about his effort to give me the business.  Or yaks.  Or Hellary's butt thong.

I'm sure Hellary's stupor volunteers would have something to say about it, if they hadn't already blocked me  ;-)

Hacking Hellary Can't Recall

Anywhere you don't want to be...

 

Here we go again...another scammer left a comment on one of these h'yar blog posts, touting how he was in big financial trouble until he got hisself an ATM card that could hack into any ATM in the world for maximum daily withdrawals.

 

 

Yup.

 

 

Here's what his ploy looked like:

 

 

Anthony Steve has left a new comment on your post "A Scammer Ain't A Scammer If He Say So":

I am Mr Shown K William from Portugal, I want to share my testimony on how i got the blank ATM card. I was so wrecked that my company fired me simply because i did not obliged to their terms, so they hacked into my system and phone and makes it so difficult to get any other job, i did all i could but things kept getting worse by the day that i couldn't afford my 3 kids fees and pay light bills. I owe so many people trying to borrow money to survive because my old company couldn't allow me get another job and they did all they could to destroy my life just for declining to amongst their evil deeds. haven’t given up i kept searching for job online when i came across the testimony of a lady called Vanessa regarding how she got the blank ATM card. Due to my present state, i had to get in touch with Hacking organization and i was told the procedures and along with their terms which i agreed to abide and i was told that the Blank card will be deliver to me without any further delay and i hold on to their words and to my greatest surprise, i received an ATM card worth $4.5million Usd.

All Thanks to the{karl.atmhackingmeching43@gmail.com}.You can also contact him on his Tel: +2348168257144      

At least...that's what it LOOKED LIKE. 

 

 

Not no mores.

 

 

Here's how it went back to the scammer and an odious assortment of his colleagues:

 

 

Fallopian Tubes Don't Fix An Old TV

 

 

I am knowd as Mr Shown K William from Portugal, NY.  I want to share my testy monkey with anyone who calls themselves a simian whisperer.  I was so wrecked after a meth and Ripple party at my company "jihad like it's Iran" day and the bastards fired me because my decorative suicide vest actually blowd up (it was a simulated blowd up, but I think I used too much simulated gun powder and it was...well, it sucked).  Now my genitals are rain upon the plain in Spain simply because i did not obliged to their terms, so small carnivores are carrying away all my whackadoodle bits and pieces, and makes it so difficult to get any other job, i did all i could but things kept getting worse by the day that i couldn't take a leak or masturbate with my stuffed Galapagos dildo to pay light bills. I owe so many people trying to take leaks and masturbate for me because my old company posted my blowing off my genitals on YouBoob and that further doesn't allow me get another job as an underwear model for JC Penneys and they did all they could to destroy what my stupid simulated decoration didn't.  

 

I kept searching for job online when i came across the testimony of a lady called Hellary Rodehard PutawayWet Clinton regarding how she gets away with all kinds of crimes simply by saying "I can't recall" and cackling like a methed up duck.  

 

 

Due to my present state -- NY -- i had to get in touch with Demoncrap National Committee Hacking organization and they send me a picture of Debbil Washingmachine Putz and that did it...I was hacking like a projectile vomiter.  Honestly -- see what I just did there -- I'm not sure what I'm doing is the same as a scam out of Nigeria is trying to do with hacking, but WTF, I blowd my genitals all over Spain and all I have to live for now is Silly Putty replacement parts...and flatulence.  To my greatest surprise, i received an inflatable Hellary Rodehard PutawayWet Clinton "cackles like a methed up duck" doll that can't recall it needs to stay inflated while I read the instructions.  

 
All Thanks to the{karl.atmhackingmeching43@gmail.com

} a real demoncrap twatwaffle who is smuggling camels into the USA for Barack Insane Obola to do unspeakable things with.  You can also contact him on his Tel: +2348168257144   

 

 

I'm sure that I continue to wrack up *dagnabbits* with Hellary's Stupor Volunsteers...and now I can add some with obola mental midget supporters, too:





Operation WTF

As one can tell here, some operations don't work.

And they don't go any better in Scam Land.

Take this one from Serah Ibrahim Coulibaly, allegedly from the Ivory Coast:


Dear Sir/Madam,

My Name is Miss Serah Ibrahim Coulibaly 25 year old female from
the Republic of Ivory Coast, West Africa, I'm the Daughter of Late
Chief Sgt. Ibrahim Coulibaly (a.k.a General IB ). My late Father was a
well known as Ivory Coast military leader, He died on Wednesday 27 April
2011,  following a fight with the Republican Forces of Ivory Coast
(FRCI).

I wish to contact you personally for urgent assistance, and long term
relationship with business investment in your Country, I feel quite
safe dealing with you in this important issue, I am in search of
reliable person who will stand as my Foreign Trustee over the transfer
of my inheritance funds ($17.1, Million,us, Dollars) Seventeen Million
One Hundred Thousand
United States Dollar with Bank Of Africa in Burkina Faso and I am the
next of kin,

My currently life is very unbearable I am in pain and several pressure
which is beyond my control since the death of my parents. I am
pleading with you to come and save me out from this mess that has
been fall on me I need your maximum support to transfer the above funds
to your account,

I had discussed with the bank managing Director to make withdrawal of
the total money for me to start a new life, But the Bank Managing Director
whom I met in person told me that my father's instruction in his
(deposit will) was the funds would only be released to me when I
present a Foreign Trustee who would help me and invest the money
overseas for proper management, as I have no idea over international business,

With due respect I had writing this long message to seek your
assistance for the following reasons below :

1. To stand as my Foreign Trustee for the funds.

2. After the transfer of the money, you will locate a good school for
me to continue my studies in the Western World,

3. To invest the money in profitable business in your country for
future and better life,

As it stands, I am ready to offer you 25% of the total money for your
kind assistance,

Please all my communications with you should be through my private
email address for confidential purposes, upon your response I will
give you the bank contact information and my late father’s deposit
certificate, and other details of the funds which you will use as my
TRUSTEE to apply for the Immediate transfer of the mentioned funds to
your bank account.

I will appreciate your urgent response through this my private Email
Address,

Thanks and God bless you

Miss. Serah Ibrahim Coulibaly   


About as convincing as hellary's Benghazi liefest.

So with a little edit, let's see if this heps 'her' out any:


On Thursday, October 29, 2015 10:15 AM, Serah Ibrahim Coulibaly <bdlrytq@gmail.com> wrote:

Yo Dawg,

My Name is Miss Serah Ibrahim Coulibaly 25 year old former male from the Republic of Ivory Coast, West Africa.  I was the son of Late Chief of Staph & Strep Ibrahim Coulibaly (a.k.a General IB ). My late Father was a well known as Ivory Coast military leader, He died on Wednesday 27 April 2011,  following a training exercise while cleaning a grenade with the pin out.

Hate when that happens.

I wish to contact you personally for urgent assistance...see, before I contact you, I had suffered much trauma over my late father's accident while cleaning a live grenade with pin out, and after two years of therapy I was shamed into thinking that I was really a woman, like Caitlyn Jenner.  So I had all the *stuff* done to go from beta male to ceti alpha fauxmale.

Too late did I read that when Bruce Jenner became Caitlyn Jenner, he/she kept the tallywacker attached...just in case.

Hate when that happens, too.

I am in search of reliable person who will arrange for me to see a really good groinological sturgeon for the purpose of unremoving a penis.  Ray Jessop did a really snappy song about this on American Idol, and it made me want to be an Oscar Meyer instead of an Olivia NoDongjohn.

Though I did kinda like her in Geese when John Revolta got down on her.  She'd a been okay in whipped cream, too.

My currently life is very unbearable I am in pain and several pressure which is beyond my control since that grenade accident, followed by that suckass therapist that convinced me I could make $1000 a night as a fauxmale.  My five o'clock shadow, groinological scar and one still attached missed testy (cuz the sturgeon missed it) pretty much scotched that.  I am pleading with you to come and save me out from this mess that has been fall on me I need your maximum support to get to your country where there HAS to be a doctor who can unremove my penilogical heritage, even if it will have to be a substitute model from Hormel or Oscar Meyer.

 
With due respect I had writing this long message to seek your assistance for the following reasons below :

1. To find me a quantifried sturgeon that specialize in groinologicals.

2. After it's done, you will locate a good leftard school for me where I'll be celebated as a hero on msnbc, along with painful rectal itch and hellary.

3. To hook me up with a good dating service where genitals with stitches aren't considered Halloween disguises.

As it stands, I am ready to offer you six goats, three pigs and a wildebeest named Wanda for your kind assistance,

Please all my communications with you should be through my private email address for confidential purposes; I don't want NOW to find out I want to change back, and The View's fount of wisdom -- Warthawg Goldbrick -- will make more fun of me than she does Donald Tramp, the guy that wears a pompadour on top of a stormtrumper helmet as a hair ball spewing cat in Bloom County, wherever that is.  

I will appreciate your urgent response through this my primate Email Address:  serahcoulibaly@gmail.com

Thanks and don't tell Caitlyn about this either, 

Miss. Serah Ibrahim Coulibaly soon to be Bruce Jenner Coulibaly  

 

 

This didn't get me a  reply from the scammer, but I reckon it'll get me another *arrrrgh* from hellary's stupor volunteers...