ACOWSASS Is Back

 A funny meme for some, a real therapy-triggering nightmare for AOC.

But I digress.

The African regional vehicle oft-used for scams -- ECOWAS -- is back, along with their latest effort to give me the business:

Dear Beneficiary,

We are ECOWAS and we work for you.  I am newly appointed Assistant Administrator, Director, United Nations Development Programmer’s Regional Bureau for Africa, in the previous search  of all unpaid  long waiting beneficiaries payments and contractors files dump in my desk, that supposedly have their funds paid  even before now, But during my investigations last week I noticed that this your payment  worth US$16.5 Million Sixteen     Million Five Hundred  Thousand United States Dollars,   supposed to be transferred to you for a very long time I  also  notice your payment file was manipulated by few ex-workers that wanted to pirate your  funds to offshore account in Rabo bank Netherlands

But I succeeded with my position in the office to put a stop to this ongoing transfer to the Europe offshore account  Rabobank Netherlands  now I want to know first and famous if you are still alive because during my verification in the transfer documents shows that you have (pass on to ghost) but I was not still convinced to that report in the transfer files, that was reason I search deeply to get more information I have in the file about you being the real beneficiary of this funds.

Can you immediately  reconfirmed back to the approved office for this payment by sending your current details to them so that I can see what next I will do to make sure your payment gets to the right beneficiary of this funds

             Therefore provide this detail to this office and person below 

Contact  Office:      United Nations Development Programme’s Regional Bureau for Africa

Contact person:      Mr. James Ofuotu 

Email address:       ofujames777@gmail.com   

Right.

My editing gone wild pet rocks, Seymour and Element, decided that they'd take a pass on an edit here.  Instead, they insisted that my deactivated Amazon Alexa, try her hand at doing an edit of a scammer email.

All in all, I don't think she did that bad:

From: ACOWSASS EUNUCH OFFICE <barr.alexdondike@gmail.com>
Sent: Friday, November 26, 2021 10:06 AM
Subject: Dear COVID VARIANT CARRIER

 

Dear COVID VARIANT CARRIER

I am newly appointed Ass Administrator, Directum, Eunuched Nations Development of New COVID Variants Bureau for Africa.  Yes, that's a thing here.

We are helping Dr. Frankenputz Fauxci and his odios colleagues at the NIH, CDC, DNC and CNN keep the COVID scare alive by announcing new variants to the Chink virus:  today we have COVID-21 OMIPUTZ variant, and we're working hard with the Chinks on an even scarier version, COVID-22 FJB variant, which people in large gatherings in the USA are already chanting about at sporting events and other venues.

We're doing our best to join the fearmongerers on accounta cuz we want your money.

Our voodoo beeyotch doctor, Cowballa Harrliss, is working on a vax for the former variant that's guaranteed to limit the size of the third and fourth eyeball that grows on your ass after taking that vax (contact lens for those are also in development). 

 For the latter -- the more brain atrophying FJB variant -- we of ACOWSASS along with Bill Gates and George Soros are working hard to get you to pay as little attention to that as possumbull.  Signs that you may have it include slaughtering your words, pooping your pants when with the Pope, falling down on stairs, walking off in the middle of press conferences to pee on potted plants, falling asleep in public and imagining that you had 81 million voters supporting your run for US Senate in the state of Confusion.

I noticed that this variant has been moving between Washeduptown, DC, and a romper room bunker in Delaware a lot.  I also notice you fouled yourself again while reading who Ghislaine Maxwell has spilled the beans on having visited Epstein Isle.

But I succeeded with my position in the office to avoid being added to Hellary's "staged suicide list" by transferring the entire national budget of Benin to her Clinton Global Crimepaign in the form of carbon footprint offsets that even aoc wet herself in excitement over.

Hope she doesn't investigate Etsy to see how easy making up sh*t like this is.

People at Rabobank Netherlands bank and sports bettors in Vegas along with me want to know first and famous if you are still alive because during my verification of the single digit IQs at cnn, a document was found that shows that you have pass on to ghostly road apple thing that haunts Mr. Ed, but I was not still convinced to that report.

Can you immediately reconfirmed back from you th'yah to me h'yah that you are not ghostly road apple haunting Mr. Ed, and that you are ready for your vax to subject you to the disclaimers yet to be published regarding possumbull side, frontal and assend effects to be expected from vax for COVID-21 FJB variant?  

             Therefore provide this detail to this office and person below
Contact Office:      Eunuched Nations Development of New COVID Variants Bureau for Africa

Contact person:      Mr. James Ofuotu 

Email address:       ofujames777@gmail.com
 
ACOWSASS:  doing to Africa what dnc and cnn are doing to America as malignantly as possumbull.

I expect that the silence meeting this edit suggests that Seymour and Element have a partner in 'edits gone wild' going forward, which in 2022 will probably prove useful.

Auto Bet On More Variants

The "fourteen days to flatten the curve" just keep growing.

So does the abject BS behind it.

I was recently amused to hear a report locally that about a dozen zoo animals at the Denver (CO) Zoo had tested positive for the COVID 19 virus.

Lions and tigers.  Bears were not mentioned.

Oh my.

The story indicated that the animals displayed symptoms like coughing and sneezing.

None wound up on ventilators and none died.

There was no mention of vaccine mandates.  And I don't reckon they took well to the swab test.

My pet rock, Seymour, suddenly went *TOING* and asked if I'd heard that at a car dealership locally, a percentage of the vehicles had come down with CARVID 19, causing great consternation in news rooms hereabouts.

I had to admit that I'd missed that one.

At any rate, Seymour thought it'd be useful to publish his claim on one of my social media sites.

The results?  An interesting back 'n forth between Seymour and a commenter from the state of Georgia:

Just heard a news story that over a dozen animals at the Denver Zoo tested positive for COVID 19. All recovered without a vaccine. Next up: 57 of 200 autos at a car dealership in Denver tested positive for CARVID 19. Symptoms include wheezing, coughing and backfiring when started. One Ford Pinto and two Yugos did not recover. 

cnn is warning about an outbreak of the GM Variant CARVID 19 virus...

Your post has grave consequences. I have questions. Is this a pandemic or an epidemic? Will foreign oil cure the innards of the cars? Will domestic gasoline be able to clear out those fuel injectors in time? The Air Filter has now become an all important protective device. Furthermore a diaper must be put on all exhaust pipes to stop the spread of the CARVID-19 Virus. Thank you for informing us all of this deadly outbreak. Your contribution is invaluable.

It seems to fall in the autos-no-longer-immune cartegory. Domestic vs foreign oil dependzoil on the grade. All cars will be required to wear masks over their grills.

 Consumer Retorts will shortly publish a survey of the Top and Bottom 10 Vehicle brands most and least likely to suffer ejectile dysfunction in their fuel systems as a result of CARVID 19 exposure.

 Remember, we're all in this together...unless it's a smart car.

Damn I forgot about the ejectile dysfunction. Maybe Pfizer can make a Viagas additive.

It's out for bid between Pennzoil, Castroil, Immobile 1 and Oliveoil, if Popeye signs on.

Regarding Pfizer, their efforts at an auto version of Viagra met some difficulties when, in field tests on used cars, it operated more like Niagra, showing significant fall off in performance. Your car's results may vary...

Not sure who'll pick up Seymour's post and run with it as a news story, but I can tell you that cnn and ms13nbc are stupid enough to do so.