Scamland and Vax Fax Schmlax

I'm sure Scamland will get around to scams involving the assordid 'vaxxes' touted by Fauxci, Bill Gates, cnn and the dems.

And it'll look a lot like the rest of their scams.

Until then, the scam version of the United Nations -- little different from the real one -- takes yet another run at my scambaiting character:

You have been compensated with the sum of 3.9 million dollars in this
united nation the payment will be issue into atm visa card and send to
you from the santander bank we need your address and your whatsapp
number

Fill the followings with your details;

1. Your Name:
2. Country :
3. Age and Sex:
4. Occupation :
5. Mobile Telephone:
6. Delivery Address:
7. Id Card Identification

Thanks
Mrs. Bill Chantal  

Uh huh.

My pet rock, Element, decided that she hasn't pissed off enough pro-vaxxers out there yet, and took a a pet rock 'hand' in fixing that with an edit:

From: Gender Neutral-Non-binary Genitalless Mrs. Bill Chantal Lawrence <ramlatmuhammed7@gmail.com>
Sent: Sunday, August 22, 2021 12:28 AM
Subject: WELCOME TO EUNUCHED NATIONS WHERE ALL THINGS ARE HORNSWOGGLE

 

You have been constipated with a dose of COVID vaccine produced by

Pziffle & Johnson, the moderna equivalent of Exlax of the brain by the

Eunuched Nations in conflagration with the World Hellth Organs and

Dr. Fauxci's Phenonmenal Phuckups (Bill Gates, flounder).  

You poor bastard/beeyotch.

Once you've been vaxxed, we'll send you an inauthentic passport that

says nothing relevant; it's just pretty (we worked hard on making it

pretty).  

Fill the followings with your details;

1. Your Name:
2. Country:

2a. Your Next of Kin:
3. Age and Last Time You Had Sex:
4. What the Sex was had with:

5. Mobile Telephone:

5a. Immobile Telephone:

6. Delivery Address:

6a. If you prefer pants to a dress:

7. Id Card Identification:

(please use your own)

Thanks
Gender Neutral-Non-binary Genitalless Mrs. Bill Chantal Lawrence

"Ken dolls are no longer alone in being gender-embarrassed"

The originating scammer didn't see any reason to follow up Element's edit, but one of the recipients of the edit did:

r u for real????   

As real as these bear feet.  Why do you ask?

That appears to have answered their question...
 

UN Gets Lip Service From Plunger Lips

The only sounds that come out of that yap are discordant, ignorant and wholly without useful purpose, reason or logic.

Small wonder she's always mad.

Scammers love to use the UN -- another wholly without useful purpose, etc leftist organization -- as a vehicle for their scams.

They'd probably get better mileage out of an exploding Ford Pinto.

Here's a gander at their latest effort to give my scambaiting character the business:

UNITED NATIONS FACT-FINDING AND SPECIAL DUTIES ON COMPENSATION FUND

Head Office: Manhattan New York, NY 10017, United States Of America. 

We hereby advise our partners, members of diplomatic corporations and all International Organization, We the United Nation Debt and Foreign Assets Committee and the Financial Intelligence Unit, World Bank endorsed the Bank Central Asia to recover unpaid debts related to unsuccessful contracts and grant compensation funds owing to beneficiaries and companies across the global world.

Statistics and facts gathered from our human resource database indicate you are next in line to receive your fund this second quarter of 2021.

Therefore we have accredited the Bank Central Asia to recover the unpaid debt valued US$9,200,000 to ensure justice is done to beneficiaries and companies across the global world.

You are informed to contact the accredited bank below for more clarification and due processes.

Contact Person:

Mr. Andreas Rahmat Reinhard

Foreign Remittance Department

Bank Central Asia - Indonesia Jakarta

Email: bankcentralasiahalobcaxxx@gmail.com

Thank you for your cooperation.

Best Regards,

Ms. Kate Gilmore

United Nations High Commission

Head of Human Right Resources   

They don't manage any more credibility now than in the past, but they do keep trying.

This is as close to helping them with their craft as I'm inclined to provide:

UNITED NATIONS FIND GENITAL WARTS ON THEIR TONGUE AFTER FACT-FINDING MAXINE WATERS

MaDhatter New York, NY 10017, North American of Incontinents 

We hereby advise our partners, members of diplomatic corporations and all International Organization, We the woild, we are the childrun, we are living in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine.  We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine.

  Having did so we designed a rather bad acting school for online scammers called the United Nation Dunce and Foreign Asslips Committee and the Financial Lack-of-Intelligence Eunuch.  We have not been endorsed by the World Bank, Bank Central Asia, Bank of Bangkok, Bank of Fawg, or any other river or creek bank to recover unpaid debts related to unsuccessful contracts and grant compensation funds owing to beneficiaries and companies across the global world.

We tried and got no takers.  F**k.

Statistics and facts gathered from our human racehorses database indicate you are next in line to receive a gender reassignment from the CDC (Centers of Dumbass Control) this second quarter of 2021.

Therefore we have accredited the Bank of Uranus to recover the unrealized debt valued US $.95 to ensure justice is soived up with a side of egg rolls to benefisheraries and companies across the global world, which always gets Flat Earthers filing lawsuits against us for saving it's a globe and not a table top.

Stupid f**ks don't know sh*t about cats, do they?

You are informed to contact the buck-toothed, plunger-lipped nincompoop below for more obfuscation and due bai due bai due processes that work about as well as masturbating snails.

Contact Twerp:

Mr. Andreas Rahmat Reinhard

United Nation Dunce and Foreign Asslips Committee

Bank of Uranus - Indonesia Jakarta branch

Email: bankcentralasiahalobcaxxx@gmail.com

Thank you for your abject ignorance.

Best Regards,

Ms. Kate Gilmore

United Nations High Commissionette

Head of Human Racehorses

 

IMPORTANT NOTICE REGARDING THIS ELECTRONIC MESSAGE:

This message may contain privileged or confidential information before it is run through an intellect shredder. If you are not the intended recipient of this email, please assume that you are anyway.  Sooner or later we'd a gotten around to you.  Notify us at once if you need this translated into Azerbaijani, Klingon, Rafsanjani or New Yawhk Speak so that we may correct our record if we ever find a replacement needle for the phonogiraffe.  We are reliably informed that such might be available at a pawn shop in Burundi.  

I was and wasn't surprised to draw this response from the scammer:

what does this mean?   

It means that the blue light special from your Burundi pawnshop being pedaled by Plunger Lips Waters has expired and now cannot be consecrated by a goat head baphomet or any other African pagan symbol.  Your results may vary, but not on Uranus.

 After that reply, the scammer and his UN were no longer interested in the seeking of meaning.

Alexa Has A Gender Crisis At the UN

Amazon's Alexa didn't get the memo.

Nor probably did anyone else on the operational end of Scam Land.

But a few of them are now.

It all starts with this:


 From the office of United Nations Secretary General.
                Address: 760 United Nations Plaza New York, NY 10017 USA

Attention Beneficiary.

 Am wishing you a happy prosperous new year!

This is to inform you that i have been wondering why the 10 abandoned
payment files in my office have not receive there compensation fund of
$7 Million Dollars which was approved by United Nation since 2013 till
date.

After my investigation, i found your name and email address attached
to one of the payment files as unclaimed beneficiary which i have
contact the FBI to know if they have any information why you are still
unpaid,  the FBI director confirmed to me today that you have paid
thousands of dollars to the past administration and scammers which
they are trying to assist you to receive your fund.

Please i want you to wipe away your tears now and give me your trust
by deleting all contacts and communications with any office that
claims to hold your fund but be rest assured that you will receive
this $7 million dollars in less than 48 hours once you follow my
guidelines.

I António Guterres the UN Secretary General will personally handle
this Transaction and ensure you receive your fund.

Please reconfirm the below information to me now so that i will start
the process on how you will receive your fund.

Your Name......
Your Address.....
Your Phone Number.......
Your Age......
Your Occupation.......

Awaiting for your response so that i will facilitate the release of
your fund immediately.

Regards
António Guterres
UN Secretary General  


A faked email from a useless international arrganization that fails to impress.  Who'd a thunk it?

My pet rocks and scambaiting character, among others.

My one pet rock, Seymour, has always had a peculiar fear and fascination with artificial intelligence devices like Amazon's Alexa.  He wanted me to get him one for Christmas, but after I convinced him that Alexa would be reporting him to the DNC on a regular basis, he changed his usually -set in stone- mind.

But he didn't forget the exchange when it came to edit-time:


From the orifice of the Eunuched Nations Suckretary Genital
                Address: 760 United Nations Plaza New York, NY 10017 USA

Attention.

This is to inform you that i have been wondering what my gender

designation is supposed to be after seeing my new title.  I never got

the memo about when that changed.  Can anybody tell me?  Asking

for a friend.  None of those morons at the dem debate last night was

able to answer how a fauxIndian can promise everything free without
earning her name Lieawatha.

 After my investigation, i found that the Eunuchversity of Kaliforlornia,

Berkeley crybabies safe zone, has an area cordoned off for gender

confused eunuchs like myself wherein one can seek help to come

up with a new gender pronoun.

 

 

I need to find one, since my Alexa

doesn't understand me when I try to use WTF as my new gender

pronoun.  For that matter, why is Alexa a female?  It's a mechanical

device with AI, no genitals and sometimes resembles a dildo.  Mebbe

Amazon.com can fix that with upcoming models.

Siri has the same problem.  Might it not have been a problem if

someone had fed Wheaties to either?  After seeing what Wheaties

did to Bruce Jenner, never mind.

Please i want you to wipe away your tears now -- you should never

be laughing at me as hard as you are -- and give me your trust
by deleting all contacts and communications with any office,

orifice or AI-bearing device that lacks genitals and answers to the

simplest of questions about how department store mannequins

achieve self-gratification.  I'd like to see one Alexa or Siri that

answers that without an artificial face palm.

I António Guterres the EN Suckretary Genital is emailing you to

answer me these things soonest.  Once you have answered me

in a manure that I can make some degree of use of, i will start
the process on how you will receive succor from a sh*t house

wombat, displaced by Antifa riots in Portland:

Your Name......
Your Address.....
Your Phone Number.......
Your Age......
Your Occupation.......

Awaiting for your response so that i will find further ways, means

and questions to totally f**k with my Alexa device.

Regards
António Guterres
EN Suckretary Genital  

 

The originating scammer saw no point in following up after receiving that edit as a reply. 

 

Amazon.com may have just put my character and pet rocks on a "don't gitta buy Alexa" list, however.

 

A New Year, A New Edit

A cat facing a plateful of broccoli never reckoned on this.  Even less so did the screaming blonde.

Welcome to 2020.  This begins this blog's 21st year of messing with email scammers.

Yeah, surprises me too.  But it keeps my pet rocks entertained.

We begin the new year with another UN scam, one wherein the scammer tried to mix the scam with the Bible.
That's quite a scam in and of itself, mixing the unmixable.  But eh:


3 Whitehall Court,
London,
SW1A 2EL
United Kingdom
Tel: + 44 209 766 3454
Fax: + 44 207 001 1381
General enquiries: info@un.org.uk
Membership: membership@una.org.uk
Customer care........... unceffoff@gmail.com

Attention Beneficiary

Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the
secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3
days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is
to the tune of $10.5million due to past corrupt Governmental Officials
who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and
some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an
attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your
end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.for more
information do get back to us.

The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations
and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate
to the current government to Map out ways in Paying this shortlisted
Fund beneficiary.

However,As soon as you Confirm the receipt of this message,Do get back
to us with the following details.

1 Full Name
2 Full Address
3 Telephone Number

Waiting for your swift Respond.

Sign by the Management
Antonio Guterres  

A reply not designed to further communication:


What does this have to do with Taylor Swift?  

Communications was however furthered, and by a scammer that can't read for diddly:

We received your email and the Contents of your email is well noted
and understood and we also wish to sympathize with you over the
tragedy of Scam that had befell you in your effort and Attempt of
trying to receive your Fund.

Investigations reveals that Your Fund is real and %100 guaranteed but
you had been passing through stress and difficulties to receive your
Fund because you had been passing through the wrong and corrupt hands.

The United Nations handles Multi Millions Transactions on daily basis
world wide because it is part of our policies but people had been
impersonating us without our knowledge and you should not blame us
Much because if you had fallen Victim of Scam,It was without our
knowledge.

Meanwhile,To enable you stay Focused in receiving Your Fund,You Must
exercise the following qualities.

1 You Must learn not to count on your previous experiences of Scam
because that alone will discourage you
2 You Must Learn to trust and be confidence in our ability of
effecting your Payment
3 You Must be Sincere and Follow our Instruction
4 You should know that parties can not work together except there is trust.
5 You Must know that we are the only Agency assigned to handle your Payment
6 You Should learn to forward Scam and impersonation letters to us for
investigations.

However,You should know that due process Must be followed to ensure
that you receive your Fund hence your Money can not make us rich or
Poor.

You are hereby advised to choose from the below Payment Options,How
you would want to receive your Payment

1 Bank To Bank Transfer
2 Bank Draft.

As soon as we hear back from you,Directives and requirements needed to
proceed with be given to you.

Finally,If there is anything that is weakening or discouraging you
from proceeding with the Transaction,Please let s know than keeping
silent out of Ignorance.


Waiting for your swift Respond.

Sign by the Management
Antonio Guterres  


Okay, fine:


Taylor Swift is responding for me?

Peculiar how that's going to happen; don't know the waif.  

 

 

The comprehension on that end takes a peculiar, religious toin at Albuquerque:

 

 

I am writing you if not even for the Purpose of the Transaction but
also for the purpose of spreading and sharing the gospel of Christ
with you and I will be most delighted if you also permit me to do some.

As an Adult,I want to believe you Must have seen people around
you,Young and old die,Have you ever asked yourself where are they,Have
you once thought within yourself,What of,If it is you,Have you ever
asked to know the purpose of God for creating you and making you to
still live even when people younger than you die,people righteous.

Heaven is real and hell is real,The Law of Nature truly exist  and I
would like us to know the reason God sacrificed his only begotten son
to die for our Sin,

Sir,I will be happy,If you will also welcome me preaching to you.

Concerning this Transaction,It is real and is an
Inheritance/Compensation Payment and I am assigned as a United Nation
Agent to handle the Transaction of your behalf.

Firstly,You Must indicate,either to receive the Payment through Bank
To Bank Transfer,Through ATM Card or through Bank Draft.I look forward
to hear from you.

Please do not forget to always read your bible and pray and I will be
happy,If you will welcome the idea of also sharing the bible with me.

Waiting for your swift Respond.

Sign by the Management
Antonio Guterres  

 

 

The scammer wants something biblical?  Okay, I am up to making up something:

 

 

Perhaps I could share with you one of my favorite biblical passages from the book of Isezy'all 5-5:

And the Lord asked thus if a sheep is a ram and a donkey is an ass, then why for why is a ram in the ass a goose?  And if not perplexing enough, the Lord furthered with "why does Noel gots an 'L' in it?"

How's that?  

 

 

Someone on that end is starting to figure out something:

 

 

that is blasphemy.  how dare you!  

 

 

"How dare I?"  I didn't know I was communicating with that climate-moron in Norway:

 

 

How easily I dare!  How's by you?  

 

 

That seemed to end the to-and-fro with the scammer, but I simply couldn't leave it at that.  An edit of the scammer's last long-winded reply was in order:

 

 

From: Eunuched nations <unceffoff@gmail.com>
Sent: Wednesday, November 27, 2019 12:26 PM
To: Jacksome Whackoff <jacksomewhackoff69@twatmail.com>
Subject: Urchins Are Impotent...It's Puberty, Y'all

 

3 Whitehall Snort,
London,
SW1A 2EL
Eunuched Kingdumb
Tel: + 44 209 766 3454
Fax: + 44 207 001 1381
Genital enquiries: info@un.org.uk
Gender switching: membership@una.org.uk
Customer Soivice that don't care........... unceffoff@gmail.com

Attention.  At ease.

I am writing you if not even for the porpoise of the transgender but
also for the porpoise of spreading and sharing the gossamer of finalypus
with you and I will be most delighted if you also permit me to do some

bunghole fingering of my own.

As an Adult of dubious antecedence, I want to believe you Must have seen

people who need people are the silliest people in the world...if they latch onto

someone like you. 

Have you ever asked yourself is it good to be fish with the hollandaise?

What of it if it is you? Have you ever sought grammar checks of the prose

you are creating from a fly-infested internet cafe in some Third World

craphole?  Did you ever wonder about a deity that would allow the

creation of a Rubix cube?

How dare you fart and rob Greta Thunberg of her childhood.  We eat

cows on account of this.

Heaven is real and hell is real.  The Gong Show was real until cancelled.

If the networks cancelled Heaven or Hell tomorrow, would you choose

Newark?  And if so, as which?

The Law of Nature truly exist, and democraps tend toward being

violations of every natural law of Nature.  Epstein didn't kill himself,

and Adam Schiff violates crustaceans.

Sir/Ma'am/gender-neutral non-binary octosexual orthopod/et al, I will

be happy if you, having digested this to now, will also welcome me preaching

to you in assorted languages that abound on the planet Uranus, a place where

the DNC keeps their heads buried.

Concerning this transaction, it is surreal, imaginational and the natural

equivalent of a cancerous butt polyp.  And I am assigned as a Eunuched Nation
reprehensible to mishandle the transaction of your behalf.

Firstly, you must achieve the ability to fart the Bohemian Rhapsody song in

c-sharp.  You must indicate whether you are hairy fingerer or cosmic muffin.

You must be able to explain how that you are a fluke of the universe, you

have no right to be here, and whether you know it or not, the universe is

laughing behind your back.  You must indicate through Azerbaijani braille

your choice of paper or plastic, tastes great or less filling, anal or oral sex

with a tree stump.  Once you've so chosen, I look forward to hear from you.

Please do not forget to always read your junk email and pray and I will be
there, being sodomized by an animated bassalope from Bloom County.

That is, if you will welcome the idea of also sharing a fallopian tube

with my local militia mortar company, who've found the cardboard tubes

from toilet paper to be wholly inadequate to the porpoise.

Waiting for your terrible swift sword to split a tofurkey from hat to belt.

Sign of the Management:  Gorkus.  That's two buzzards colliding in mid-air.
Antonio Guterres  

 

 

That seems to have ended any kind of discussion about anything with Antonio Guterres.

 

Yes, it's 2020.  And nothing's changed in Scamland.