UN Gets Lip Service From Plunger Lips

The only sounds that come out of that yap are discordant, ignorant and wholly without useful purpose, reason or logic.

Small wonder she's always mad.

Scammers love to use the UN -- another wholly without useful purpose, etc leftist organization -- as a vehicle for their scams.

They'd probably get better mileage out of an exploding Ford Pinto.

Here's a gander at their latest effort to give my scambaiting character the business:

UNITED NATIONS FACT-FINDING AND SPECIAL DUTIES ON COMPENSATION FUND

Head Office: Manhattan New York, NY 10017, United States Of America. 

We hereby advise our partners, members of diplomatic corporations and all International Organization, We the United Nation Debt and Foreign Assets Committee and the Financial Intelligence Unit, World Bank endorsed the Bank Central Asia to recover unpaid debts related to unsuccessful contracts and grant compensation funds owing to beneficiaries and companies across the global world.

Statistics and facts gathered from our human resource database indicate you are next in line to receive your fund this second quarter of 2021.

Therefore we have accredited the Bank Central Asia to recover the unpaid debt valued US$9,200,000 to ensure justice is done to beneficiaries and companies across the global world.

You are informed to contact the accredited bank below for more clarification and due processes.

Contact Person:

Mr. Andreas Rahmat Reinhard

Foreign Remittance Department

Bank Central Asia - Indonesia Jakarta

Email: bankcentralasiahalobcaxxx@gmail.com

Thank you for your cooperation.

Best Regards,

Ms. Kate Gilmore

United Nations High Commission

Head of Human Right Resources   

They don't manage any more credibility now than in the past, but they do keep trying.

This is as close to helping them with their craft as I'm inclined to provide:

UNITED NATIONS FIND GENITAL WARTS ON THEIR TONGUE AFTER FACT-FINDING MAXINE WATERS

MaDhatter New York, NY 10017, North American of Incontinents 

We hereby advise our partners, members of diplomatic corporations and all International Organization, We the woild, we are the childrun, we are living in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine.  We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine.

  Having did so we designed a rather bad acting school for online scammers called the United Nation Dunce and Foreign Asslips Committee and the Financial Lack-of-Intelligence Eunuch.  We have not been endorsed by the World Bank, Bank Central Asia, Bank of Bangkok, Bank of Fawg, or any other river or creek bank to recover unpaid debts related to unsuccessful contracts and grant compensation funds owing to beneficiaries and companies across the global world.

We tried and got no takers.  F**k.

Statistics and facts gathered from our human racehorses database indicate you are next in line to receive a gender reassignment from the CDC (Centers of Dumbass Control) this second quarter of 2021.

Therefore we have accredited the Bank of Uranus to recover the unrealized debt valued US $.95 to ensure justice is soived up with a side of egg rolls to benefisheraries and companies across the global world, which always gets Flat Earthers filing lawsuits against us for saving it's a globe and not a table top.

Stupid f**ks don't know sh*t about cats, do they?

You are informed to contact the buck-toothed, plunger-lipped nincompoop below for more obfuscation and due bai due bai due processes that work about as well as masturbating snails.

Contact Twerp:

Mr. Andreas Rahmat Reinhard

United Nation Dunce and Foreign Asslips Committee

Bank of Uranus - Indonesia Jakarta branch

Email: bankcentralasiahalobcaxxx@gmail.com

Thank you for your abject ignorance.

Best Regards,

Ms. Kate Gilmore

United Nations High Commissionette

Head of Human Racehorses

 

IMPORTANT NOTICE REGARDING THIS ELECTRONIC MESSAGE:

This message may contain privileged or confidential information before it is run through an intellect shredder. If you are not the intended recipient of this email, please assume that you are anyway.  Sooner or later we'd a gotten around to you.  Notify us at once if you need this translated into Azerbaijani, Klingon, Rafsanjani or New Yawhk Speak so that we may correct our record if we ever find a replacement needle for the phonogiraffe.  We are reliably informed that such might be available at a pawn shop in Burundi.  

I was and wasn't surprised to draw this response from the scammer:

what does this mean?   

It means that the blue light special from your Burundi pawnshop being pedaled by Plunger Lips Waters has expired and now cannot be consecrated by a goat head baphomet or any other African pagan symbol.  Your results may vary, but not on Uranus.

 After that reply, the scammer and his UN were no longer interested in the seeking of meaning.