Thursday, August 26, 2021

Scamland and Vax Fax Schmlax

I'm sure Scamland will get around to scams involving the assordid 'vaxxes' touted by Fauxci, Bill Gates, cnn and the dems.

And it'll look a lot like the rest of their scams.

Until then, the scam version of the United Nations -- little different from the real one -- takes yet another run at my scambaiting character:

You have been compensated with the sum of 3.9 million dollars in this
united nation the payment will be issue into atm visa card and send to
you from the santander bank we need your address and your whatsapp
number

Fill the followings with your details;

1. Your Name:
2. Country :
3. Age and Sex:
4. Occupation :
5. Mobile Telephone:
6. Delivery Address:
7. Id Card Identification

Thanks
Mrs. Bill Chantal  

Uh huh.

My pet rock, Element, decided that she hasn't pissed off enough pro-vaxxers out there yet, and took a a pet rock 'hand' in fixing that with an edit:

From: Gender Neutral-Non-binary Genitalless Mrs. Bill Chantal Lawrence <ramlatmuhammed7@gmail.com>
Sent: Sunday, August 22, 2021 12:28 AM
Subject: WELCOME TO EUNUCHED NATIONS WHERE ALL THINGS ARE HORNSWOGGLE
 
You have been constipated with a dose of COVID vaccine produced by
Pziffle & Johnson, the moderna equivalent of Exlax of the brain by the
Eunuched Nations in conflagration with the World Hellth Organs and
Dr. Fauxci's Phenonmenal Phuckups (Bill Gates, flounder).  
You poor bastard/beeyotch.
Once you've been vaxxed, we'll send you an inauthentic passport that
says nothing relevant; it's just pretty (we worked hard on making it
pretty).  

Fill the followings with your details;

1. Your Name:
2. Country:
2a. Your Next of Kin:
3. Age and Last Time You Had Sex:
4. What the Sex was had with:
5. Mobile Telephone:
5a. Immobile Telephone:
6. Delivery Address:
6a. If you prefer pants to a dress:

7. Id Card Identification:
(please use your own)

Thanks
Gender Neutral-Non-binary Genitalless Mrs. Bill Chantal Lawrence
"Ken dolls are no longer alone in being gender-embarrassed"


The originating scammer didn't see any reason to follow up Element's edit, but one of the recipients of the edit did:

r u for real????   


As real as these bear feet.  Why do you ask?

That appears to have answered their question...
 

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1 Comments:

Blogger Sandee said...

We haven't been jabbed. Now there's talk that the folks that got jabbed are more likely to get covid than the ones that didn't get jabbed. Scary stuff.

Love all the graphics as always.

Have a fabulous day, Mike. My best to Seymour and Element. ♥

26 August, 2021 11:40  

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