The Next Panic?

Looks a tad malevolent, doesn't it?

It's a hornet.  Reputedly an giant Asian 'killer' or 'murder' hornet.

Yes....Asian.

Wasn't Chinese Wuhan COVID enough for one year?

Guess not.

These hornets are alleged to have entered the USA via Washington State, the same democrap-run/ruined state that had one of the first Chinese Wuhan coronavirus cases in the USA.

Figures.

The hornets apparently attack honey bee populations, beheading and just generally not playing nice with the particular bee that's essential in the food chain for us humanoid types.

And hornets being hornets, they don't cotton much to people, either.

So they're bad juju.

Now I know what you're thinking...punk:  if the Chinese Wuhan bad bat virus doesn't get Trump for the dems, they've set up their next panic, just waiting on cnn to start the hysteria with their single-minded "get Trump" reporting.

Can't say as I blame you for thinking that. It fits their total lack of character.

Granted, we did go through a mild "OMG" phase when African killer bees arrived in the USA, apparently bent on wiping out honey bees and us too.

Fortunately, enough is known about the hornets that authorities locally are going after them with a vengeance.  Too bad they don't treat Antifa the same way, but I digress.

Of course, there's an easier way to go about eradicating this scourge:

See the nice lady with the mini-gun?  Well, she's demonstrating a product by this blog's writer's parody company, Bonco.  And here's a brief rundown on just how it can save us all from cnn's next fake news panic-mongering:

She is, of course, demonstrating the AI-controlled and directed Buga-BOOM by Bonco, that fires pellets the size of sand granules at a rate of 6000 rounds per minute and will take any flying *thing* out at ranges up to 500 yards (along with any man-made structures). 

For the first 100 orders free kevlar sheeting for all in-and-out buildings is provided (installation not included). Be the first on YOUR BLOCK to be ready willing and able to handle the Chinese Wuhan Hornets* in apocalyptic fashion! 

Operators are standing by at six foot intervals for your call...1-900-BUGBOOM...except where that's an actual number. Restrictions apply but are written in Azerbaijani script that Google Translate can't. You may want to read the Disclaimer, if you can find it. 

*for all we know, they're from an especially pissed off nest out of Newark that had their Great Wall visit curtailed by the Wuhan stuff that at least the hornets do blame the democraps for...

So what else will 2020 potentially bring us to further the democrap's maligNANCY talking points of "no matter who it hurts, GET TRUMP"?  Watch cnn for one...the worst network in the history of television will be at the fore with the next ploy.

And when ANYONE attempts to utter a defense of cnn:

Drone On

My pet rock is getting a bit wiggy about drones.

"Am NOT!!!"

Seymour saw a story about a Kentucky man that defended the airspace over his property from a neighbor's drone -- possibly spying on his sun bathing teen daughter, or looking at property a door or two over, depending on who you believe -- by blowing it out of the sky.  Which got him arrested:

 
More and more so-called enthusiasts are sending drones into the sky. This means that more and more normal humans are becoming enthusiastic about shooting them out of the sky.

Especially, as in the case of William H. Merideth, the drone is hovering over your house.

Merideth, 47, lives in Hillview, Kentucky. As WDRB-TV reports, a neighbor heard gunshots and called the police. Merideth allegedly told the police that a drone was hovering over his house, where his teen daughter (he has two) was sunbathing. So he pulled out his gun and gave it a merry death.

The drone's owner, police say, said he was flying it to take pictures of a neighboring house.

However, Merideth told WRDB: "Well, I came out and it was down by the neighbor's house, about 10 feet off the ground, looking under their canopy that they've got under their back yard. I went and got my shotgun and I said, 'I'm not going to do anything unless it's directly over my property.'"  

Well, it did and he did.  *BANG*  Dead drone.

My pet rock is perfectly content with that.

"Damn RIGHT!"

Except that now, Seymour sees a drone about anywhere he looks.

For example, a dragon fly had landed on the railing on the patio, and Seymour shrieks "DRONE!"

*BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZER*

"PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!"

Then Seymour imagined that he saw a Mothra-looking drone outside the window that had a curious resemblance to something more odious and vile:

Odious and vile, yes; drone, *BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZER*

"PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!"

So Seymour thinks I'm not taking drones seriously enough.  Probably not.  Even after Seymour shows me a chart that is purportedly a USAF drone identification chart:

The bottom line is that my pet rock demands that I do "something" about defending the homestead against drones.

*Sigh*

Which brings to mind a product by my parody company Bonco, UnInc, makers of such things as the Abdominationizer, Phffft Asure, and.....the insect repelling BugaBOOM.

"That's the ticket!!!"

Seymour never reads the fine print on this stuff.

"Do too...PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!"

So Seymour thinks that I should set up a BugaBOOM on my patio for the next time that a drone like this picks a moment to happen by:

...Seymour picked the wrong drone...

..eh..closer to a real droll drone...anyway, when one of these happens by, the fully automated insect (now drone) repelling BugaBOOM by Bonco goes to work:

..leaving nun-thing to chance ("oh BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"), or much else standing nearby:

Which would probably result in a new leftist rant about gun control and demands that I surrender the insect (and now drone) repelling BugaBOOM by Bonco.

Good luck widdat, kiddies.

I guess my pet rock is right:  I'm not taking drones very seriously.

"PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!"