Belief System FAIL

For some, it's all in the belief system being employed that matters.

For others -- especially scammers -- it's all about ad hoc hellary hokum.

Jeffrey Epstein knows about that.

For those neither atheist or agnostic, they might understand where this particular scammer is attempting to come from:


Dearly beloved,

It is now up to you:  God has a purpose for directing me to contact you to work together in helping the needy ,this is a charity venture inspired by God which will bless you as you go by his ways, i'm donating the sum of $47.5 Million unitedt states Dollars into this charity venture through you and you are to get 20% for your efforts, futher instructions will be given to you once i get your response

Stay Blessed
Scott Colimore  


My pet rock, Seymour, shied away from editing this one, not wanting to upset the Great Disposer of Events.  My other pet rock, Element, went along.  That left it to my character, Jack N. Ewehoff, to chance a lightning bolt from above:


Which God?  


A simple question...and it got a simple answer:


What? 


Which God?  Surely you don't think that in this diverse world there is only one according to the DNC and CNN?  Do you reference the God of the Bible?  Or that exemplified by an empty Coke bottle to an African tribe?


I am not understand what you mean.  


Surely you can grasp that there are no absolutes in a world of 57 gender choices?   So it stands to reason that the Hindus follow a God.  The Buddhists follow and out-of-shape God.  The environmentalist whackos follow and scream about a tree stump Gawd.  Lest we forget the Wiccans, Hybrids, Huskerdoos, Rafanjarnians, Obliques, Excavationalists, Flat Earthers, Tastes Great vs Less Fillingists, Paper vs Plasticists, Non-Triggered Safe Zoneists, Constipationalists, et alists....so you see, there's a God for everyone, except agnostics who aren't sure and atheists who believe in nothing but the power of a fart in an elevator.  So surely you can see why I ask which God?  And yes, I called you surely.  


will you help me with this project or not?  


I will, just as soon as you explain which God sent you to me.  If it's a God that I sponsor, He gets a referral fee.

...from the silence that ensued, I can deduce that it wasn't a God that I had any referral fee agreement with...



 

Where Scam Charity Begins And Ends

This is certainly where fraudulent charity begins, no question.

Back in April of this year, my character got a very bland email from a Zhe Wang that read as follows:

"He Pick You For Charity"

Please respond for more informations.  


So my character responded thus at the time: 

What do you mean, he "picked" me? What am I, a nose?

That response apparently put a bit of kibosh on a quick furtherance of the scammer's plan.  But only for a few months, as this was received in early August:


GOOD MORNING DEAR BELOVED

HOW ARE YOU DOING ND YOUR AMAZING FAMILY'S, ITS BEEN A WHILE I LAST HEARD FROM YOU. I HAVE NOT BEEN AROUND BECAUSE I MADE A TRIP IN RESPECT OF MY CHARITABLE BUILDING THAT IS GOING ON IN HUNG KONG  AND I CAME BACK JUST 3DAYS AGO AND I PLACE A CALL TO MY PAYOUT BANK AND THEY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAVE NOT BEEN IN CONTACT WITH THEM REGARDING YOUR DONATION FUNDS I DONATED TO YOU . I WAS SURPRISE BECAUSE I HAVE ALWAYS TOLD YOU TO KEEP IN TOUCH AT ALL TIME  BUT YOU DID NON OF THAT. 

PLEASE NOTE THAT I HAVE DECIDED AND I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE BANK TO SEND YOU A CERTIFIED BANK CHQUE  THAT YOU CAN BE ABLE TO CASH ANY WHERE IN YOUR COUNTRY. THIS DONATION AND PROJECT HAVE TAKE TOO LONG THEN I EXPECTED THAT IS WHY I WANT THIS TI BE SPEED ENOUGH THIS TIME AND THIS WILL AT LIST BE OK FOR YOU AND EASY AS WELL. 

BELOW IS THE COURIER COMPANY THAT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR DELIVERY TO YOU DOOR STEP AND NOTE THAT THE SENDING FEE IS ON YOU JUST AS I WAS TOLD BY THE BANK PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO CONTACT THEM ASAP BECAUSE IT HAS BE SENT YESTERDAY WITH THE SAID ADDRESS THAT YOU SENT TO ME BEFORE. THANK YOU AND WHEN YOU RECEIVE PLEASE DO KEEP ME POSTED THANK YOU.    

( Tara Courier Services Ltd.)

                     PHONE
CANADA /USA: +1 778-401-2768
EUROPE: +447087627094
AFRICA: +27810728890

                   CONTACT EMAILScontact.taracourierservice.ltd@gmail.com

accountholmesexpressdelivery@fengv.com  

              { WORK DAYS AND TIME}

Monday -Tuesday   8am-6pm

Wednesday-Thursday 8am-6pm

Friday - Saturday       10am-4pm 

KIND REGARD 

MS. ZHE WANG   


The scammer must have been desperate if they had to go back to April to attempt to elicit a follow up response from my character.

Far be it from my character, however, to disappoint:

What's so amazing about my famdamily?

- my parents fart the Name Game in c sharp

- after a trip to Bali, my oldest sister now shrinks heads -- toilets -- in case Tinkerbell needs a dunny

- after a trip to a sod farm, my youngest sister thinks sodomy is lawn building

- after a trip to the DNC, my older brother is convinced that Medusa lives, was elected to Congress by Floridians, and explains what happened to Anthony Weiner

- after a visit to cnn, my youngest brother thinks Donald Trump won the election because of cyber hacking from Uranus

We don't yet have our own "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" unreality show on the Bilderburgs Backchannel on cabal, but we're working on it.   

 

I reckon this will get a reply in the first quarter of 2018, if the scammer is still desperate...