Where Scam Charity Begins And Ends

This is certainly where fraudulent charity begins, no question.

Back in April of this year, my character got a very bland email from a Zhe Wang that read as follows:

"He Pick You For Charity"

Please respond for more informations.  


So my character responded thus at the time: 

What do you mean, he "picked" me? What am I, a nose?

That response apparently put a bit of kibosh on a quick furtherance of the scammer's plan.  But only for a few months, as this was received in early August:


GOOD MORNING DEAR BELOVED

HOW ARE YOU DOING ND YOUR AMAZING FAMILY'S, ITS BEEN A WHILE I LAST HEARD FROM YOU. I HAVE NOT BEEN AROUND BECAUSE I MADE A TRIP IN RESPECT OF MY CHARITABLE BUILDING THAT IS GOING ON IN HUNG KONG  AND I CAME BACK JUST 3DAYS AGO AND I PLACE A CALL TO MY PAYOUT BANK AND THEY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAVE NOT BEEN IN CONTACT WITH THEM REGARDING YOUR DONATION FUNDS I DONATED TO YOU . I WAS SURPRISE BECAUSE I HAVE ALWAYS TOLD YOU TO KEEP IN TOUCH AT ALL TIME  BUT YOU DID NON OF THAT. 

PLEASE NOTE THAT I HAVE DECIDED AND I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE BANK TO SEND YOU A CERTIFIED BANK CHQUE  THAT YOU CAN BE ABLE TO CASH ANY WHERE IN YOUR COUNTRY. THIS DONATION AND PROJECT HAVE TAKE TOO LONG THEN I EXPECTED THAT IS WHY I WANT THIS TI BE SPEED ENOUGH THIS TIME AND THIS WILL AT LIST BE OK FOR YOU AND EASY AS WELL. 

BELOW IS THE COURIER COMPANY THAT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR DELIVERY TO YOU DOOR STEP AND NOTE THAT THE SENDING FEE IS ON YOU JUST AS I WAS TOLD BY THE BANK PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO CONTACT THEM ASAP BECAUSE IT HAS BE SENT YESTERDAY WITH THE SAID ADDRESS THAT YOU SENT TO ME BEFORE. THANK YOU AND WHEN YOU RECEIVE PLEASE DO KEEP ME POSTED THANK YOU.    

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KIND REGARD 

MS. ZHE WANG   


The scammer must have been desperate if they had to go back to April to attempt to elicit a follow up response from my character.

Far be it from my character, however, to disappoint:

What's so amazing about my famdamily?

- my parents fart the Name Game in c sharp

- after a trip to Bali, my oldest sister now shrinks heads -- toilets -- in case Tinkerbell needs a dunny

- after a trip to a sod farm, my youngest sister thinks sodomy is lawn building

- after a trip to the DNC, my older brother is convinced that Medusa lives, was elected to Congress by Floridians, and explains what happened to Anthony Weiner

- after a visit to cnn, my youngest brother thinks Donald Trump won the election because of cyber hacking from Uranus

We don't yet have our own "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" unreality show on the Bilderburgs Backchannel on cabal, but we're working on it.   

 

I reckon this will get a reply in the first quarter of 2018, if the scammer is still desperate...

Antelope FAIL

No, the hospital isn't trying to scam my character.  But someone wants me to believe that an email address from said hospital is.

*Note to Amber Miller:  you been hacked.  Just sayin'..*

Here's the ploy which has nothing to do with the hospital at all:

Amber Miller <Amber.Miller@avhospital.org>

   

 Amber Miller (Amber.Miller@avhospital.org) wrote:

 

compliments of the day to you
with no doubt God have favor
you. Ms. Zhe Wang picked you
please do send an email to
312253zhewang@gmail.com<mailto:312253zhewang@gmail.com>
for more info... stay blees!

*********** Notice Regarding Privacy and Confidentiality ************
The information transmitted is intended only for the person or entity
to which it is addressed and may contain confidential and/or
privileged material.  Any review, retransmission, dissemination or
other use of, or taking of any action in reliance upon, this
information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient
is prohibited.  If you received this in error, please contact the
sender and delete the material from any computer.
Antelope Valley Hospital reserves the right to monitor and review
the content of all e-mail communications sent and/or received by
its employees.
**********************************************************

 

If this WAS from Amber Miller, I would hope that she writes better diagnoses and prescriptions than this.  Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.....I rectum it ain't from Amber Miller of said hospital. 

 

And it probably isn't even from Mrs Zhe Wang.

 

Be that as it ain't, my edit took it even further from wherever it wanted to be going:

 

 

From: Amber Miller <Amber.Miller@avhospital.org>
Sent: Thursday, June 1, 2017 2:48 PM
To: Amber Miller
Subject: FYI FOR THOSE WITH OMG AND ATTENDING WTF THEREFROM

 

condiments of the day to you; today it's chopped onions.

 With no doubt the deity of choice we follow h'yarbouts -- a goat head baphomet that doubles as a dildo for large farm animals -- have favored  you in glorious covfefe on this day of days. Ms. Zhe Wang picked you and would be pleased to pick your nose as well so to please her and all of

her peculiarities thereby please do send an email to  312253zhewang@gmail.com   <mail to:   312253zhewang@gmail.com>  for more info that is sure to cause painful rectal itch and convulsive sphcinter failure in the cnn studios ... stay blees and don't forget to pull the butt floss out once in a while so you don't wind up with a thong in your heart.  iheart radio won't play that.

 *********** Notice Regarding Privy Confidentiality ************

 The information as transmitted is intended only for the person or entity
using the biological waste transferrence facility wherein this information

was etched into a stall wall so that users herein could read and be lured

by curiosity or abject stupidity to respond. 

It is clearly privy material, and it may contain confidential and/or
covfefe material.  Any review, retransmission, dissemination or
other use of, or taking of any action in reliance upon, this
information by persons or entities other than those using this

specific privy is prohibited, but damned if we have any idea how

we gonna regulate that.  Maybe with a hash tag or sumpin. 

 

 

If you was in the next privy over, and saw it in the mirror you

slipped underneath to spy on the person using the privy wherein

this message was etched, you are one sick bastard...which makes

you one of us.  That be the case, please contact the sender and

sign up for our hiring covfefe special running all the month of June

and probably the next month too.  

 

  Antelope Valley Hospital's email musta got hacked and they have no

friggin' ideer what any of this is about, or how a deer wound up

in an antelope hospital.  You just can't get good help in the danged

triage anymore.  

 

 

Galapagos Tortoise farts...not mentioned in the Paris

Climate Accordion but prolly shoulda orta been... are ignored along with the

whole piece of crapazoid thang.  Your results will vary if you're looking

for a colostomy.  We do 'em different on antelope.
 **********************************************************

 

My pet rock, Seymour, was disappointed that no reply was received from either Amber Miller or Zhe Wang.  He was curious if the horspital did pet rock colonoscopies.

 

"Was NOT!!!  PHFFFFFFT!!!"