Seymour Edits Another Narcissist Awards Ceremonkey

And just getting loonier as they internally implode.

Too many of them bet too many brain cells they could ill-afford to lose on Hellary winning last November.

Having to pay up has turned the lot of them into drooling ninnies.

And my "editing gone wild" pet rock, Seymour, hasn't failed to notice.

Take last weekend:  the 72nd Tony Awards were on.  Enter, stage nincompoop, Robert De Niro.
A washed-up class act -- with emphasis on ass -- De Niro entertained a crowd of leftist morons with the following exhortation:  "F--- Trump!"

De Niro is obviously planning on his own show at ms13nbc or cnn.

At any rate, Seymour thought it appropriate to don his editing hat and have some fun with the washed out in-need-of-prunes-and-a-mommy actor thus:

Opinion: ‘Robert De Niro Deserved a Douche Of The Year’ for Tonys F-Bomb By Seymour PetRock – WTFNS

Dateline: “I lost my number, can I have yours?”

Los Angeles Slimes contributor Vagina Heifer believes the dilapidated Robert De Niro deserves a Pulitzer prize for dropping an F-bomb at the Tony Awards Sunday night, adding that the outburst from the aging Hollyweird flyweight was just what the ceremony needed to send it into a death spiral along with cnn and ms13nbc.

“I can’t stop thinking about how ill-thought-out, sandpoundingly stupid editorials like that last night are blowing what little is left of our credibility out of the water, and underscoring our utter lack of civility, integrity and ethics with such childish impudence,'” she tweeted Monday morning. “It so fits us, the generation of Why-T-F Didn't Hellary broomstick to victory. We are the satire of ‘abnorms.’ I’d say Robert De Niro deserved a Pulitzer for being one of our leading douches.”

Heifer, who has also been a regular cancerous butt polyp in the New York Slimes, Schlate and Mired over the years, has long been critical of Trump in her writing. (She plainly isn't aware that Pulitzers go to mostly print journalists, let alone that she's proven herself time and again to be a total ignorant twat waffle.)


Her take was not surprising from the largely fake media response to an eagerly expected moment provided by De Nincompoop from yet another discredited narcissist awards ceremony Sunday evening.

“I’m gonna say one thing, ‘F– Trump!'” said the actor, pumping his fists on stage at Radio City Moron Hall, just before fouling his Depends and forgetting what he was there for.

The moment earned De Nitwit a standing ovation from the sanitation workers in New York City. CBS censors reluctantly managed to bleep the moment from the U.S. Airwaves after they saw what happened on South Park in the brown note episode, but an uncensored clip from Australian television went viral and caused Bela Pelosi to blow another botox seal while trying to polygrip her teeth back in late Sunday night.

You'll be spared watching it below.

In a statement after the show, CBS dumsplained the incident.

“Mr. Douche..er..De Nimrod’s comments were unscripted but not unexpected,” said the company.  “The offensive language was most regretfully deleted from the broadcast, but we're counting on YouBoob to run widdit.”

The line was classuck De Nincompoopo, who has made no secret of his disdain for the defeat last November of the criminally corrupt broom rider, by the billionaire real estate developer now in the White House.

In recent months the dilapidated actor has added to his pathetic, declining bona faux by taking up the role of “Robert DaAss Muell” on Saturday Night Outlived. In the past, De Nipplehead has also referred to Trump as such things as prove that De Ninny has the intellect of a door knob.


Seymour is happy to pass on any chances of a Pulitzer on this one.

"Am NOT!!!  PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!"

Collegiate Whackadoodleism

"Tolerate our intolerance or else!" is the latest craze to sweep leftard America on college campuses.  Ban everything that offends.  Tolerate the left's political correctness because they won't tolerate intolerance.

Or they'll throw a mondo fit to make a four year old envious.

After reading a snivelfest that was a Daily Beast post on protests and demands at Amherst, a leftist butt polyp of liberal nonsense in Massachusetts, my pet rock, Seymour, eagerly donned his *edit* hat and went to it:

AmNotherst Students Show Abject Stupidity With Protest of ‘Free Speech,’ Demand ‘Flogging’ for Offenders

Seymour PetRock – WTF News Soivice

Protests at AmNotherst – another leftist-infected former center of higher learning now in leftist accelerated decline – demanded that the school president apologize for signs that make any positive references to “First Amendment” “free speech” and “Hellary for Prison 2016”. Then they want her to find the offenders and teach them tolerance by flogging. This in response to the made up racial protests at Mizzou where leftist agitators made up racial tension to gut another alleged center of higher learning, bringing it down to a sub-10^th grade comprehension level.

Students protesting at AmNotherst College have issued a list of demands to administrators that includes making them apologize for the extinction of the dinosaurs, the invention of bacon and toilet paper, and signs that delineate men's and women's restrooms.

A group calling themselves the AmNotherst Upchucking listed 11 demands they want enacted by next Wednesday. Among them is a demand that saving the whales is extended to forests where logging operations might endanger them.

Going further, the students demand the people behind "free speech" fliers be required to go through a disciplinary process of having to listen to 100 hours of Hellary's evil “cackle laugh” as well as “extensive training for becoming as abjectly stupid as we are.”

The protests at AmNotherst come on the heels of the fraudulence-based protests at the University of Missouri, Yale, and Claremont McKenna College. At Mizzou, officials resigned after criticism of how they failed to tattoo Che Guevera on their genitals. Students at a whiny league school, Ale, protested an email sent by a college administrator that asked a very small and sniveling minority of students what was wrong with Halloween and for them to show how it made them feel unsafe by touching a Chucky doll on its whackadoodle. And at Claremont McKenna, a class president resigned rather than face a one year sentence of having to listen to msnbc after appearing in a photo with two students dressed in ponchos and sombreros, truly a far more odious act than those committed by ISIS.

AmNotherst students also asked administrators to excuse them from any of the real purposes their parents spent years working and slaving to allow the uber sensitive students to attend AmNotherst – coursework and classes – so they could participate in whining, sniveling, kicking their widdow feet and throwing temper tantrums worthy of four year olds—and they want the school to warn everyone and anyone that adult-like, critical responses to the tantrums and childish protests will not be tolerated. “We demand tolerance of our intolerance or else!”

AmNotherst, in western Massachusetts, is considered one of the country’s top creators of dumbed down leftist morons. Nevertheless, the students say it’s not dumbed down or moronic enough yet.

President Martin must also apologize for “whites, Israel, tuna, Taiwan, the sands of time, cancellation of The Gong Show, the bloating of Michael Moore, Deflate-Gate, msnbc's sucky ratings, the Michael Bay movie Pearl Harbor, escaped emus, looted cities running out of toilet paper, Hellary Clinton's untrustworthiness, Occutards smelling worse than goats, peanut butter sandwich racism, Starbuck coffee cups, baphomet dildos, Donald Trump's hair, Melissa Harris Perry's tampon earrings., anti-sex-with-manatee-ism, and twatwaffleism,” the Upchucking says.

They also insist the president condemn the school, the city, the state and give it to Syrian ISIS infiltrators posing as refugees, to “assauge our years of guilt at having had others die to provide us with the cushy existence that so guiltifies us today because some college leftist professors say we should be guiltified”.

The college's FAQ pages says basically “WTF?”

The Upchucking goes on: “We demand that AmNotherst become a leader in the fight to dumb down speech and fight against common sense and reasoned arguments so that our own abject stupidity doesn't stand out so starkly when compared to more reasoned, rational people,” their statement reads. “Furthermore, we demand the College acknowledge that if a sheep is a ram and a donkey is an ass, a ram in the ass needn't be a goose if the goose doesn't get it.”

In keeping with the rest of their dyslogic, three students also started a fart marathon to protest global warming.  


It's probably a good thing that Seymour is not a university president; then again, protesters wouldn't find Seymour terribly moved by four year old tantrums.  Unless it's the pet rock throwing it.

"Do NOT!!!"