Or they'll throw a mondo fit to make a four year old envious.
After reading a snivelfest that was a Daily Beast post on protests and demands at Amherst, a leftist butt polyp of liberal nonsense in Massachusetts, my pet rock, Seymour, eagerly donned his *edit* hat and went to it:
AmNotherst Students Show Abject Stupidity With Protest of ‘Free Speech,’ Demand ‘Flogging’ for OffendersSeymour PetRock – WTF News Soivice
Protests at AmNotherst – another leftist-infected former center of higher learning now in leftist accelerated decline – demanded that the school president apologize for signs that make any positive references to “First Amendment” “free speech” and “Hellary for Prison 2016”. Then they want her to find the offenders and teach them tolerance by flogging. This in response to the made up racial protests at Mizzou where leftist agitators made up racial tension to gut another alleged center of higher learning, bringing it down to a sub-10th grade comprehension level.
Students protesting at AmNotherst College have issued a list of demands to administrators that includes making them apologize for the extinction of the dinosaurs, the invention of bacon and toilet paper, and signs that delineate men's and women's restrooms.
A group calling themselves the AmNotherst Upchucking listed 11 demands they want enacted by next Wednesday. Among them is a demand that saving the whales is extended to forests where logging operations might endanger them.
Going further, the students demand the people behind "free speech" fliers be required to go through a disciplinary process of having to listen to 100 hours of Hellary's evil “cackle laugh” as well as “extensive training for becoming as abjectly stupid as we are.”
The protests at AmNotherst come on the heels of the fraudulence-based protests at the University of Missouri, Yale, and Claremont McKenna College. At Mizzou, officials resigned after criticism of how they failed to tattoo Che Guevera on their genitals. Students at a whiny league school, Ale, protested an email sent by a college administrator that asked a very small and sniveling minority of students what was wrong with Halloween and for them to show how it made them feel unsafe by touching a Chucky doll on its whackadoodle. And at Claremont McKenna, a class president resigned rather than face a one year sentence of having to listen to msnbc after appearing in a photo with two students dressed in ponchos and sombreros, truly a far more odious act than those committed by ISIS.
AmNotherst students also asked administrators to excuse them from any of the real purposes their parents spent years working and slaving to allow the uber sensitive students to attend AmNotherst – coursework and classes – so they could participate in whining, sniveling, kicking their widdow feet and throwing temper tantrums worthy of four year olds—and they want the school to warn everyone and anyone that adult-like, critical responses to the tantrums and childish protests will not be tolerated. “We demand tolerance of our intolerance or else!”
AmNotherst, in western Massachusetts, is considered one of the country’s top creators of dumbed down leftist morons. Nevertheless, the students say it’s not dumbed down or moronic enough yet.
President Martin must also apologize for “whites, Israel, tuna, Taiwan, the sands of time, cancellation of The Gong Show, the bloating of Michael Moore, Deflate-Gate, msnbc's sucky ratings, the Michael Bay movie Pearl Harbor, escaped emus, looted cities running out of toilet paper, Hellary Clinton's untrustworthiness, Occutards smelling worse than goats, peanut butter sandwich racism, Starbuck coffee cups, baphomet dildos, Donald Trump's hair, Melissa Harris Perry's tampon earrings., anti-sex-with-manatee-ism, and twatwaffleism,” the Upchucking says.
They also insist the president condemn the school, the city, the state and give it to Syrian ISIS infiltrators posing as refugees, to “assauge our years of guilt at having had others die to provide us with the cushy existence that so guiltifies us today because some college leftist professors say we should be guiltified”.
The college's FAQ pages says basically “WTF?”
The Upchucking goes on: “We demand that AmNotherst become a leader in the fight to dumb down speech and fight against common sense and reasoned arguments so that our own abject stupidity doesn't stand out so starkly when compared to more reasoned, rational people,” their statement reads. “Furthermore, we demand the College acknowledge that if a sheep is a ram and a donkey is an ass, a ram in the ass needn't be a goose if the goose doesn't get it.”
In keeping with the rest of their dyslogic, three students also started a fart marathon to protest global warming.
It's probably a good thing that Seymour is not a university president; then again, protesters wouldn't find Seymour terribly moved by four year old tantrums. Unless it's the pet rock throwing it.
Labels: Amherst protests, Amherst Uprising nonsense, college protests, editing for fun and liberal annoyance, leftist dumbed down intolerance. Seymour the editing gone wild pet rock, Mizzou made up protests