Thursday, June 14, 2018

Seymour Edits Another Narcissist Awards Ceremonkey

And just getting loonier as they internally implode.

Too many of them bet too many brain cells they could ill-afford to lose on Hellary winning last November.

Having to pay up has turned the lot of them into drooling ninnies.

And my "editing gone wild" pet rock, Seymour, hasn't failed to notice.

Take last weekend:  the 72nd Tony Awards were on.  Enter, stage nincompoop, Robert De Niro.
A washed-up class act -- with emphasis on ass -- De Niro entertained a crowd of leftist morons with the following exhortation:  "F--- Trump!"

De Niro is obviously planning on his own show at ms13nbc or cnn.

At any rate, Seymour thought it appropriate to don his editing hat and have some fun with the washed out in-need-of-prunes-and-a-mommy actor thus:

Opinion: ‘Robert De Niro Deserved a Douche Of The Year’ for Tonys F-Bomb By Seymour PetRock – WTFNS

Dateline: “I lost my number, can I have yours?”


Los Angeles Slimes contributor Vagina Heifer believes the dilapidated Robert De Niro deserves a Pulitzer prize for dropping an F-bomb at the Tony Awards Sunday night, adding that the outburst from the aging Hollyweird flyweight was just what the ceremony needed to send it into a death spiral along with cnn and ms13nbc.

“I can’t stop thinking about how ill-thought-out, sandpoundingly stupid editorials like that last night are blowing what little is left of our credibility out of the water, and underscoring our utter lack of civility, integrity and ethics with such childish impudence,'” she tweeted Monday morning. “It so fits us, the generation of Why-T-F Didn't Hellary broomstick to victory. We are the satire of ‘abnorms.’ I’d say Robert De Niro deserved a Pulitzer for being one of our leading douches.”

Heifer, who has also been a regular cancerous butt polyp in the New York Slimes, Schlate and Mired over the years, has long been critical of Trump in her writing. (She plainly isn't aware that Pulitzers go to mostly print journalists, let alone that she's proven herself time and again to be a total ignorant twat waffle.)


Her take was not surprising from the largely fake media response to an eagerly expected moment provided by De Nincompoop from yet another discredited narcissist awards ceremony Sunday evening.

“I’m gonna say one thing, ‘F– Trump!'” said the actor, pumping his fists on stage at Radio City Moron Hall, just before fouling his Depends and forgetting what he was there for.


The moment earned De Nitwit a standing ovation from the sanitation workers in New York City. CBS censors reluctantly managed to bleep the moment from the U.S. Airwaves after they saw what happened on South Park in the brown note episode, but an uncensored clip from Australian television went viral and caused Bela Pelosi to blow another botox seal while trying to polygrip her teeth back in late Sunday night.


You'll be spared watching it below.

In a statement after the show, CBS dumsplained the incident.

“Mr. Douche..er..De Nimrod’s comments were unscripted but not unexpected,” said the company.  “The offensive language was most regretfully deleted from the broadcast, but we're counting on YouBoob to run widdit.”

The line was classuck De Nincompoopo, who has made no secret of his disdain for the defeat last November of the criminally corrupt broom rider, by the billionaire real estate developer now in the White House.

In recent months the dilapidated actor has added to his pathetic, declining bona faux by taking up the role of “Robert DaAss Muell” on Saturday Night Outlived. In the past, De Nipplehead has also referred to Trump as such things as prove that De Ninny has the intellect of a door knob.


Seymour is happy to pass on any chances of a Pulitzer on this one.

"Am NOT!!!  PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!"

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