Engendered

Occasionally my scam-baiting character gets invites to "international" conferences.

Apparently the scammers have adopted the DNC-approved non-gender identity thing for whom they invite to what:


On behalf of the International Women’s Healthcare Foundation (IWHF), I
am pleased to invite you to attend the upcoming International global
conference on Child care & Youth empowerment, HIV/AIDS Nutrition and
Dietetics, holding from 9th to 14th December 2019 in Dallas, Texas,
United States.

The organizing committee sponsors are responsible for participant’s
visa processing for those who requires visa to United States. Free
round-trip air tickets will be provided by the organization. We shall
send you more information for registration processing immediately we
receive your response of interest.

If interested Please contact the conference secretariat for more
information and registration for participation at: [
iwhf_info@secretary.net ]. We look forward to your swift response.


Warm Regards,
Sharon R. Pontius, M.D., M.H.SC.
Staff Member & Program Coordinator.  


The scam, of course, is advanced fees that have to be paid to attend this non-existent conference.  Sounds pretty much like something only democraps would cook up.

And that made the edit exceptionally easy:


Subject: Conference For Gender Crisis Initiation Invitation

 

Dear Sir/Madam/55 Other Choices, mostly mental health issues,

On behalf of the International Gender Identity Crisis Initiation Foundation (WTFamI), I am pleased to invite you to attend the

upcoming International/interstellar conference on How To Cornfuse

Anyone With What The Flying Fish Fiddlesticks Their Gender Is, holding from 9th to 14th

December 2019 in San Crapcisco, Kaliforlornia, United States.

 The organizing committee sponsors are responsible for participant’s
illegal border crossing for those who want to be escorted illegally into

the US by a democrap running for president who has no clue about

the rule of law and could care less.  They'll care even less if you are

male, female, octosexual orthopod or just a freak of self-made nature.

Free everything -- round-trip air tickets, lodging, food, medical care,

pleasure enemas, whatever the frankfurter appeals to you -- will be provided

by the DNC. We shall send you more information for registration

processing immediately we receive your response of interest.

Attendees will learn how they were wrongly informed of their gender

from birth, and will be indoctrinated in how to choose what they

want to be from 57 choices (two regular, two alternative, fifty-three mental defectual

options), as well as how to sue their parents, antecedents,

Fox News, George Washington and God for having misled them

about what they've been all this time.

 If interested -- if you're a snowflake who finds offense at whatever

the DNC or cnn/ms13nbc tell you to be offended by, then you

can't help but be interested in this, because it contains Bernie's

favorite misleading word, FREE -- please contact the conference

suckretariat for more information and registration for participation at:
iwhf_info@secretary.net 

We look forward to your sandpoundingly ignorant response.

Regards,
Sharon R. Fallatio, pHd, BFR, OMG, FUBAR, STD
Staph Member & Pogrom Coordinator.

International Gender Identity Crisis Initiation

Foundation (WTFamI)

A DNC/Jeffrey Epstein Affiliate   

 

 

My character was not surprised to hear nothing further from the originating scammer.

 

He might yet hear from one of the fifty-three mental health issues...

Suddenly, Scammers LOVE Themselves Conferences

This seems to be a recent trend in email themes my characters have been receiving.  Take this one -- sure sounds credible and thoroughly professional -- to be held in South Africa at the end of this month (I'll not bore you with the whole email, just a flavor):

International Financial Reporting Standards (IFRS)     142 Catherine Street, Fountainbleau Randburg tel: 011 057 6001

Good day The Knowledge of IFRS is now a standard entry level requirement for all finance professionals. Is no longer a nice to have – it is a necessity! The global acceptance of IFRS as a basis for financial reporting for both publically traded entities and other entities of public interest, such as state ­owned entities, non-profit entities, creates a demand for highly trained financial professionals to implement such standards and principles. Join us for this interactive and highly informative workshop scheduled for 30June -3July 2015 at Randburg Towers Conference Centre, Johannesburg South Africa Register Now! Few Seats Available! R 15,999.00 per Delegate    It goes on in almost excruciating detail to talk about what the conference is about and what the conference will cover, etc, etc, yada yada.  And of course, because it came to an email address of mine that receives about 90% scam emails, it finds itself treated accordingly:  edited.   Here's what that edit went down as:   Interassonal Fiscal Rape Standards (IFRS)     142 Catherine Street, Fountainbleau Randburg tel: 011 057 6001   Good day before this arrive The Knowledge of IFRS is now a standard entry level requirement for all good trained fly infested internet scammers. Is no longer a nice to have – it is a necessity! The global repugnance to IFRS as a basis for fiscal rape of assets by internet café scammers creates a demand for highly trained lowlife scumbags of dubious antecedence wholly lacking in standards and principles. Join us for this illicit and highly ignored by authoritah workshop scheduled for 30 June -3 July 2015 at Randburg Towers Conference Centre, Johannesburg South Africa Register Now! Sh**load of Seats Available! R 15,999.00 per Delegate (which is why sh**load of seats is available). Course Overview The aim of IFRS is to ensure that our scammers maximize their rape and pillage of the fiscal assets of our intended victims (aka, whoever receives and responds naively to our email solicitations).   This interactive training will help our scammers master the form and components of financial assets pillaging prepared under IFRS. Lecture sessions are supplemented by active sessions with severe beatings to attendees who fail practical application exercises during the seminar.  They so named will have their genitals eaten by piranha.   The course will cover the following key areas in interassonal financial pillaging: Introduction to IFRSs Content of IFRS Outhouse Pits Financial instruments: Why you can't play a C note in E flat Reducing scam discovery with all sorts of diversions like "is your fly open?"  Revenue from any source:  even cheating two kids with a lemonade stand is new requirement (IFRS 15) In- depth discussion on How To Identify Scambaiters (bastards)  Practical illustrations using models stolen from Russian and American Porn star photos Our New Total Lack Of standards for 2015 Don't Finger Your Butt While Scamming Assets -- where and on what Liabilities -- which lies work, which don't Financial Pillage Income Taxes -- we laugh at them like Al sharpton Revenue Recognition (if it's money we steal it) Foreign Currency Issues -- most of it ain't worth a sh** Objectives of the programme Understand how to scam people Apply our complete lack of principles in an online scam context Produce and interpret scam victim opportunities Make more money being a shiftless, dishonest piece of shi** Assess respondents to detect scambaiters (bastards) Provide a fiscal buttf**king to whomever, when and wherever Understand the requirements for IFRS financial scams Analyse and interpret IFRS financial scam opportunities Apply newly applicable IFRS amendments whenever we find one that works Be prepared to have your ass kicked by Ogun if you don't produce Receive information on the latest scam ideas and angles in IFRS in order to plan ahead Become familiar with internet sources  (guest books) to maintain up-to-date scam victim email addresses Understand the progress to date on the lack of standards to IFRS throughout the world Who should attend? This course is suitable for any lowlife piece of useless shit who hates the idea of working legitimately for a living.  Examples of some of the roles that will benefit from this course are:         * Third World Scumbags Leftist Scumbags Democrap National Committee Scumbags Super Volunteers of Hitlary Rodehard Clinton the staff at msnbc and cnn Obola regime Scumbags   Course Outline   Day 1 Introduction to IFRS Scamology 101 How To Lie How To Cheat Standards: Why We Don't Have Any Interpretations: We Don't Need No Stinking Interpretations The IFRS framework: fraud, fraud and more fraud Applying the hierarchy of interassonal standards to others, not us Current status of global warming on Uranus Update on NEW IFRS 13 War On Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches How to research and stay up to date on IFRS  Case study: The Abacha Scam Template Scenarios   Day 2   IFRS 15 – Revenue from anyone by any means       How Inheritance Scams Credit Card Scams Business Scams Mystery Shopper Scams ATM card Scams Dying inheritance Scams Intimidation Scams from FBI, Interpol, IRS Dating Scams Craigslist/Ebay Scams Other Scams Common challenges experienced by scammers Case Study:  The Charles Soludo Scam Template Scenarios Day 3   Scam Employee benefits Meet Quotas: No Daily Beatings Free access to Muhammad's Sodomy House of Camels Post-employment benefits – what we'll do to you if you quit us Scenarios  Day 4 A recap of the first 3 Days for the survivors Pygmy buffet Common challenges experienced by scammers   End of the Workshop Facilitator Ms.Lize TerreBlanche Highest qualifications: She was sodomized by a goat herd and still won our coveted Scammer Of The Month Award 15 months in a row  Receive a Free Tour Of A Lagos Fly-Infested Internet Café and visit the only flush toilet outhouse in Nigeria!     For Registration and other Training arrangements call on the detail below Tel: 011 057 6001/ 011 051 4586   Fax: 0862 637 253 Email: info@bmktraining.co.za    http://www.bmktraining.co.za/   IF YOU NO LONGER WISH TO RECEIVE EMAILS FROM US We'll KEEP SENDING THEM ANYWAY YOU STUPID ASSHAT     Whaddaya think?  Do you think the scammers will sign up for the faux conference (and get scammed by some hidden registration fees not herein referenced), or want to sign up for the edited version?