Not Playing Well With Others

Sometimes...ya just gotta.

This was one of them times.

Calista Gibson thinks that the well-worn internet scam of "I'm dying and I want you to inherit this" will get her somewhere:


Hello,

I know it will be a great surprise reading from me today but consider this a divine intervention. My name is Mrs. Calista Gibson, a widow from United States of America. I am presently writing you from my sickbed because i have been fighting cancer and the doctor says i have a few weeks left.

I want to entrust my money $8.5 Million dollars to your care for charity purposes and crave your indulgence as a concerned individual to help use my money for charity and also assist the poor with less privileged in the society so reply to my private email ( gibsoncalista365@att.net ) for more information as I'm not always online due to my health and my late husband's brother wants me dead so that he will claim all my late husband and i worked for.

I will tell you more about myself and what you need to do with the money once your receive it. Give me your word that you will not betray my trust so that i furnish you with more details about the Charity Funds. Please reply now as my health is pretty bad, It’s urgent and very important you keep this email confidential.

Have a blessed day and do not forget to pray for me.

Bless you.
Mrs. Calista Gibson.  


Lo and behold, not only was I not buying...I was having a bad day and wasn't playing, either:


Well, hurry up and die already.  I'm missing my Outer Limits marathon on the Sci-Fi Channel.  


Lil' Miss Dying-to-Scam wasn't willing to let it go at that:


Thank you for response, You do not have to be skeptic as this is not a scam, it`s absolutely a blessing from God. I do believe that putting smiles on the face of other people by reaching out to some individuals, the less privileged around the world and charity organizations in some other parts of the world is the right thing to do. I understand your thought you believe that i wasn't for real, But you are wrong. I told you that am not a scam and you and i want you to do your best to assist me to conclude the transaction. I would be at the background to feed you with every information as regards this project that would facilitate and enhance the procedures to achieving success of this proposal. All i want you to know before we finally proceed is that you are to commit your time, sincerity and confront yourself as my next of kin to the security company while i would feed you with the necessary details needed to ensure the claim goes out smoothly. On this note, I want to reassure you that the procedure to be adopted in processing and effecting the transaction is fully official and legal.

This proposal should not be regarded as a means to extort money from you neither is it a fraudulent concept that would put you into insecurity; hence you should remove your mind from every sense of disbelief, you will not regret but rejoice. I would be at the background to advice you on what to do for us to proceed and achieve our goal which is claiming the funds successfully. As an insider, I can assure you that once you have comply with me, the security company would now be under legal obligation to release the $8.5 Million dollars to you. Be informed that for this deal to succeed, we have to keep it confidential just for my safety in order words what i am trying to say is that the transaction demand utmost confidentiality until the aim which is claiming the funds is achieved. If all i have just explained is clear to you and you are willing to proceed, then i will be expecting a return mail from you. I hope to hear from you soonest. My sincere greetings to you and your family.  


Okay, Lil' Missie:


Who said anything about a skeptic?  I just don't f***ing believe you.  I consider your antecedence dubious at best.  I consider your chosen template stale and constidated (you'll probably never see what I just did there).  You're not as credible as a wet fart.  And if this email is a blessing from Gawd, man, did I really piss Him off in this or a previous life.  


Lil' Missie still ain't ready to quit:


Thank you for response, really Jack you do not have to be bitter and insulting to my person.  You must believe this is not a scam, it`s absolutely a blessing from God. I do believe that putting smiles on the face of other people by reaching out to some individuals, the less privileged around the world and charity organizations in some other parts of the world is the right thing to do. I understand your thought you believe that i wasn't for real, But you are wrong. I told you that am not a scam and you and i want you to do your best to assist me to conclude the transaction.  Believe in miracles.  


What, does your fly-infested internet cafe handler there have a cattle prod poked up your ass, ready to trigger it if you don't get a bite?    If so, have your moronic, shock-happy internet handler read this over your shoulder:  HEY, F**KSTICK, YOUR EMPLOYEE IS TRYING, BUT YOU GAVE HER LOUSY, WELL-TRAVELED MATERIAL TO WORK WITH, AND IT AIN'T GETTING IT DONE.  TAKE YOUR CATTLE PROD AND STICK IT UP YOUR OWN ASS...CUZ IT'S YOUR FAULT THIS AIN'T MAKING IT.  


That gets Lil' Missie -- or whomever -- off the template:


what is wrong with you  I am not scam.  


What is wrong with me?  Nothing that a moronic email scam from a plunger-lipped twat omelet like you can knock off course.  But thanks for trying.  Next contestant on The Scam Is Wrong...Maxipad Waters, COME ON DOWN!  

That finally got the message across.  Or it has them searching the internet for a twat omelet and where they can get one...

Stupid Waters Run On...And On...And On...

I realize that this photo is tough to stomach.

My pet rock, Seymour, agrees.

So when he saw that Waters made intemperate statements on the weekend, advocating harassment basically anywhere/anytime against Trump Administration folks -- and then tried walking it back and lying about it when publically spanked -- it was more than Seymour's "editing gone wild" persona could resist:


Reprehensible Maxine Waters Urges Harassment..And Then Lies About It

By Seymour PetRock – WTFNS

Never one to avoid stepping in crap and then inserting the soiled foot in her mouth, CA Reprehensible Maxine Waters (Dumbass) urged resisters to target anyone in the Trump Administration with harassment in the wake of episodes of just that against Sarah Sanders and Kirstjen Nielsen.

In a Newsweak article on June 24, the very Reprehensible Waters said members of the Trump administration should expect continued harassment at restaurants and in public if they keep defending his "zero tolerance" immigration policy that led to thousands of migrant children being detained away from their parents. A policy in play during the Obola regime, a fact that Waters loves to gloss over.

The Kaliforlornia Democrap shrieked Saturday at a low information rally in Los Angeles and later on ms13nbc about how her people will continue to personally target President Trump's defenders in public spaces.  Waters told ms13nbc Saturday that members of Trump's Cabinet should not be able to cry foul or play the victim, even while the same policy was in place when Obola was president and Waters was all too willing to ignore it then. 
"I have no sympathy for these people that voted against our trying to turn America into Venezuela" Waters said.

"For these members of his Cabinet who remain and try to defend him, they're not going to be able to go to a restaurant, they're not going to be able to stop at a gas station, they're not going to be able to shop at a department store. The people are going to turn on them, they're going to protest, they're going to absolutely harass them until they decide that they're going to tell the president, 'We don't want America Great again, we want to be Venezuela" Waters said. 
Waters gave a practiced false narrative to a Los Angeles rally of low information muttonheads on Saturday and sent a message to Trump's supporters. "You think we're rallying now, you ain't seen nothing yet," she exclaimed. "Already you have members of your Cabinet being booed out of restaurants. Who have protesters taking up at your house chanting, 'No peace, no sheep.'"

She continued without realizing how stupid she was sounding, "Let's make sure we show up wherever we have to show up, and if you see anybody from that Cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create a crowd and you push back on them and you tell them they're not welcome anymore, anywhere." Waters concluded to barking seals bussed in to boost the crowd.

"History is not going to be kind to the previous administration, so we have to smear the current one with everything we can to deflect history from what Obola did," she added. 
What came as no surprise, President Trump responded with calling Waters, accurately, a “dubious person of low IQ”.  This – along with some surprising censure from her own party (because they saw the way public opinion was breaking on this, and it wasn't in their favor), led Waters to put on a crocodile tears display Monday on ms13nbc as she used “the children” to deflect away from the harassment comments she made over the weekend. On ms13nbc.  “I did not call for harm for anybody. The president lied again,” Waters lied.
Before even a low-informationed talking points ms13nbc bot could accidentally do the right thing and question her further, she then turned to “the children.”
“But let’s not talk about that. Let’s focus on the children. Not the ones that Planned Parenthood slaughters in windrows...that I support. No...maybe we better not talk about that either. Let's talk about...puppy videos,” Waters said, moving away from the controversy over her comments.
Waters then burst into tears after finding out there were no puppy videos readily available at ms13nbc, because PETA considered them exploitative.
“They don’t really say that about puppy videos, do they?” Waters said of PETA between faked sniffles.  

This will probably not get Seymour one of his coveted Pulitzers, but it will get "that look" if anyone from the Waters putrid camp gets around to reading it.