Hory Cow

Now HERE is a quick thinking scammer for you.

Read his opening salvo:

Hello.

Have a nice day!  

This is Andy from ShangKun Co.,Ltd,

We are one of leading manufacturer of INFLATABLE TOYS in China.

 

With ISO9001:2008,ISO14001:2004 and TS16949:2009 certified.the 200 staffs, 20 years experience, this is how we keep good quality, competitive price,best service and rapid distribution for you.

We are looking forward to receiving your inquiry.If you are interested in other products, please let us know freely. 

Best regards.

Andy

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TEL???0086-0579-85118359

FAX???0086-0579-85118359            

SKYPE???zjshangkun  

Email:zjshangkun@gmail.com

Add???No.699 Chouzhou North Road ,YiWu City,322000,ZheJiang Province, China.

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"Andy" cracks me up:  'he' has sent me the same emails before, marketing toilets, plumbing supplies, fencing materials, etc...and now he's doing INFLATABLE TOYS.  So let's test ol' "Andy" thus:

 

 

Do you have inflatable Hellary Clinton sex toys?  

 

 

Danged if ol' "Andy" ain't up to the challenge:

 

 

Dear Jack.

 

Thanks for you reply,

Yes.we supply inflatable Hellary Clinton sex toys.please check our website for reference:http://www.roserealdoll.com/

To make an order, you only need to tell me the Item No. as well as quantity of each you would like by email, then I will check about the best price.

Any questions.Looking forward to hearing from you.

Best regards,

Andy  

 

 

My pet rock, Seymour, is face palming like never before (and it'd be something to see, if I could show it)...but I'm cracking up.

 

 

Perhaps "Andy" would be interested in a job with my faux company, Bonco, UnInc, makers of PHFFFT Asure, the pest removing BUGA-BOOM and the Cyclonic Harvester...or maybe he already has one.

 

 

 

Online Job Scam Deflates On Edit

The scammer wasn't ready for this.  Or anything else that followed or swallowed.

Ack.

Some idiot purporting to be a Mike Murdock has been emailing scam attempts of all sorts of angles for 2-3 years now.  I've certainly seen my share of them.

And like Al, they all suck.

Here's the purported Murdock's latest gambit:


Li & Fung Limited (Chinese: ??????) is a global trading group, based in HongKong, that supplies high-volume, time-sensitive consumer goods. Garments  make up around two-thirds of the Li & Fung business which also covers the sourcing of hard goods such as fashion accessories, furnishings, gifts,  handicrafts, home products, promotional merchandise, toys, sporting goods and travel goods.

As a supply chain manager across many producers and countries, Li &Fung provides
product design and development, raw material and factory sourcing, production
planning and management, quality assurance and export documentation to shipping
consolidation.

We need a company representative that will be helping us to secure payments from
our customers in your country, You will be receiving check or cash payments from
our customers and adhere to company instructions. You will be paid 4,120 dollars
monthly with other company benefits after 3 months of work confirmation. It
doesn't matter if you working right now because this job will only takes you 2
hours per week.  Kindly get back to us with the required information to get
started. 


Like everything else from the purported Mr. Murdock, a rickshaw load of rice paddy 'night soil'.

It takes a bit of a different look, however, when edited just a tad:

From: Lie & Phuk UnLimited <test@erskineevents.com>
Sent: Wednesday, May 31, 2017 10:23 PM
Subject: OFFER OR ONNER

 

Li & Fung Limited (Chinese: ??????) is a global trading group, based in HongKong. 

We're not them. 

We are Lie & Phuk Unlimited, a neighborhood smut shop, also based in Hong Kong, but we intend to go global with your help.

The former specialize in selling sh*t like high-volume time-sensitive consumer goods. Garments
make up around two-thirds of the Li & Fung business which also covers the sourcing of hard goods such as fashion accessories, furnishings, gifts, handicrafts, home products, promotional merchandise, toys, sporting goods and travel goods.

Here at Lie & Phuk Unlimited, we specialize in dildos and inflatable sex toys that replicate

people.  We're still running a 105% off on our Hellary Clinton collection, since she didn't

win and only a small yak herd imported from Siberia seems to have much interest in

mounting an inflatable version of her. 

 

 

And our Nancy Bela Pelosi collection only seems to generate sales at haunted houses in October.

As a supply chain manager across many producers and countries, Li &Fung provides
product design and development, raw material and factory sourcing, production
planning and management, quality assurance and export documentation to shipping
consolidation.

Lie & Phuk Unlimited spends as little as possible on materials and sh*t like that.  We're

all about profit, baby.  We need a company representative that will be helping us to

expand our operations from the neighborhood to a global reach.  We'll even market

our crap to nearby planets, so long as they come git what we got.

If you agree to work for us at Lie & Phuk, we'll live down to our name by promising

to receive to you a check or cash payments from our customers and adhere to

company instructions. You will be paid 4,120 dollars monthly with other company

benefits after 3 months of work confirmation.

But you have to work like a broke dick dawg for the first three months before you

get anything.  Kindly get back to us with the required information to get shafted..er..
started.


Name:________Last name:_________________

Physical Address: _____________City:_________________

State:___________Zip code:________________________

Country: ________________Cell Phone Number:__________

Age:___________Nationality_______________________

Marital Status:_______________Sex:_________________

Occupation:_________________
What are you wearing:__________________ Is It See-Thru:_________________

*Please make sure you telephone # has a really kinky message on it -- I will need to call
you when everything is in place and kinky voice mail helps me get off.

*If you are interested please e mail the application form to me for approval VIA email below.

Email: abbeybakcustomercare@lizhenhua.net

Mike Murdock (still trying to get this scam to work from two-three years ago..meh)

The purported Murdock usually ignores me when one of my characters does this to his offer to give me the business; this time he simply couldn't hep hisself:


what is wrong with you???  


Burrito farts.  What's wrong with you???  


That was apparently all the repartee the purported Murdock had time for.  Guess he doesn't like burrito farts.


 

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