Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Hory Cow

Now HERE is a quick thinking scammer for you.

Read his opening salvo:

Have a nice day!  
This is Andy from ShangKun Co.,Ltd,
We are one of leading manufacturer of INFLATABLE TOYS in China.
With ISO9001:2008,ISO14001:2004 and TS16949:2009 certified.the 200 staffs, 20 years experience, this is how we keep good quality, competitive price,best service and rapid distribution for you.
We are looking forward to receiving your inquiry.If you are interested in other products, please let us know freely. 
Best regards.
Add???No.699 Chouzhou North Road ,YiWu City,322000,ZheJiang Province, China.
"Andy" cracks me up:  'he' has sent me the same emails before, marketing toilets, plumbing supplies, fencing materials, etc...and now he's doing INFLATABLE TOYS.  So let's test ol' "Andy" thus:
Do you have inflatable Hellary Clinton sex toys?  
Danged if ol' "Andy" ain't up to the challenge:

Dear Jack.
Thanks for you reply,
Yes.we supply inflatable Hellary Clinton sex toys.please check our website for reference:http://www.roserealdoll.com/
To make an order, you only need to tell me the Item No. as well as quantity of each you would like by email, then I will check about the best price.
Any questions.Looking forward to hearing from you.
Best regards,
My pet rock, Seymour, is face palming like never before (and it'd be something to see, if I could show it)...but I'm cracking up.
Perhaps "Andy" would be interested in a job with my faux company, Bonco, UnInc, makers of PHFFFT Asure, the pest removing BUGA-BOOM and the Cyclonic Harvester...or maybe he already has one.

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Blogger Sandee said...

Here's a person that has no idea who Hellery is. Bless is heart.

Have a fabulous day, Mike. My best to Seymour and Element. ☺

07 November, 2017 07:52  

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