Online Job Scam Deflates On Edit
Ack.
Some idiot purporting to be a Mike Murdock has been emailing scam attempts of all sorts of angles for 2-3 years now. I've certainly seen my share of them.
And like Al, they all suck.
Here's the purported Murdock's latest gambit:
Li & Fung Limited (Chinese: ??????) is a global trading group, based in HongKong, that supplies high-volume, time-sensitive consumer goods. Garments make up around two-thirds of the Li & Fung business which also covers the sourcing of hard goods such as fashion accessories, furnishings, gifts, handicrafts, home products, promotional merchandise, toys, sporting goods and travel goods.
As a supply chain manager across many producers and countries, Li &Fung provides
product design and development, raw material and factory sourcing, production
planning and management, quality assurance and export documentation to shipping
consolidation.
We need a company representative that will be helping us to secure payments from
our customers in your country, You will be receiving check or cash payments from
our customers and adhere to company instructions. You will be paid 4,120 dollars
monthly with other company benefits after 3 months of work confirmation. It
doesn't matter if you working right now because this job will only takes you 2
hours per week. Kindly get back to us with the required information to get
started.
Like everything else from the purported Mr. Murdock, a rickshaw load of rice paddy 'night soil'.
It takes a bit of a different look, however, when edited just a tad:
Sent: Wednesday, May 31, 2017 10:23 PM
Subject: OFFER OR ONNER
make up around two-thirds of the Li & Fung business which also covers the sourcing of hard goods such as fashion accessories, furnishings, gifts, handicrafts, home products, promotional merchandise, toys, sporting goods and travel goods.
Here at Lie & Phuk Unlimited, we specialize in dildos and inflatable sex toys that replicate
product design and development, raw material and factory sourcing, production
planning and management, quality assurance and export documentation to shipping
consolidation.
Lie & Phuk Unlimited spends as little as possible on materials and sh*t like that. We're
started.
Name:________Last name:_________________
Physical Address: _____________City:_________________
State:___________Zip code:________________________
Country: ________________Cell Phone Number:__________
Age:___________Nationality_______________________
Marital Status:_______________Sex:_________________
Occupation:_________________
What are you wearing:__________________ Is It See-Thru:_________________
*Please make sure you telephone # has a really kinky message on it -- I will need to call
you when everything is in place and kinky voice mail helps me get off.
*If you are interested please e mail the application form to me for approval VIA email below.
Email: abbeybakcustomercare@lizhenhua.net
Mike Murdock (still trying to get this scam to work from two-three years ago..meh)
The purported Murdock usually ignores me when one of my characters does this to his offer to give me the business; this time he simply couldn't hep hisself:
what is wrong with you???
Burrito farts. What's wrong with you???
That was apparently all the repartee the purported Murdock had time for. Guess he doesn't like burrito farts.
Labels: editing email scams for fun and scammer annoyance, Hillary inflatable sex toy, Li & Fung scams, Mike Murdock scams, online job scam
1 Comments:
You need to put Maxine Waters in the mix with the other nutso demoncrats. Just saying.
I also want to know what's wrong with you. I mean that in the nicest way.
Have a fabulous day, Mike. My best to Seymour and Element. ☺
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