What Dems Run, Dems Ruin in Reality and Memes

What dems run, they ruin.

Period.

Seattle.  Portland.  Shotcago.  Deadtroit.  NYpity.  Kaliforlornia.  The list goes on.

Anywhere run by the Left, is run into the ditch.  And the Left wants to run/ruin the whole country thus.

The memesters haven't failed to notice:

What Kind of Centre?

This one even had rodents face-palming.

Have you ever heard of the St. Ethelburga Centre for Reconciliation and Peace, located in London, UK?

Neither had I.

But now, thanks to scammers, we have:


St Ethelburga's Centre for Reconciliation and Peace
Address: 78 Bishopsgate, London EC2N 4AG, UK
Phone: +44 120 423 4528
Email:center4peace2000@gmail.com 

Dear Beneficiary, 

The attention of this Humanitarian Center has been drawn to issues
of deceit and lack of human respect melted out to beneficiaries
trying to make claim of their funds {Lottery wining, Inheritance
Payment and contract award completed} from several countries
specially Africa regions for many years now. 
Due to several reports/complains from beneficiaries due to the way

they have been treated and even after so much expenses yet they are
unable to receive their funds from this governments and agencies
in charge of the payment. This Center for Reconciliation and Peace
has taken it upon itself to ensure that all persons, companies or
entities are treated with respect and receive what is rightfully
theirs. 

After representative deliberation, we have received a long list of
beneficiaries due to be paid an accrued interest of US$2.8M. This
was approved to ensure that persons, companies and entities that
have made so many expenses in the past use this approved sum of
US$2.8M to recover from expenses in the recent past before their
principal sum is approved for payment.
 I am happy to inform you that your name appears on this list and

we need you as a beneficiary to reconfirm the following details to
enable us work with you directly for the release of US$2.8M to you.
 
1, Your Full Names, 2. Your Full Address,
3. Your direct phone number,
4, a copy of your identification if possible. 

This will enable us work with you in all honesty and ensure that
your current situation is lifted because of several expenses you
have made in the past that made you lose money to criminals and
scammers. As a Reconciliation and Peace center, we assure you that
you will be treated with all honesty and transparent payment process. 
 We look forward to hearing from you.
 Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Carlos N. Banks
St Ethelburga's Centre for Reconciliation and Peace  


I have no doubt that they do look forward to hearing from someone.  I'm just not so sure that they were looking forward to hearing from my pet rock, Element, after this edit:


From: St Ethelburga's Centre for Reconciliation With Sex-Crazed Weasels <center4peace@notice.org>
Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2020 11:33 PM
Subject: Your Reconciliation With Sex-Crazed Weasels

 

 

Address: 78 Bishopsgate, London EC2N 4AG, UK

Phone: +44 120 423 4528

Email:center4peace2000@gmail.com 

Don't Assume That All Is As It Appears, 

The attention of this horknanimous Center has been drawn to issues

of deceit and lack of human respect melted out to the Benadryl-addicted

trying to make claim of their senses after less than five minutes exposure

to cnn and ms13nbc for many years now.

 

It's not even that long trying to listen to anything from MaligNANCY

Pelosi.

This Center for Reconciliation with sex-crazed weasels

has taken it upon itself to ensure that anyone that thinks

there are 58 genders, complete with accompanying pronouns,

are treated with electro-shocks and mind-bending hallucinogens

that help make them good democraps.

 

After representative deliberation, we have received a long list of

persons not yet violated by sex-crazed weasels.  This list was

approved to ensure that persons, companies and entities that

have long abandoned common sense, have a place to go and

be molested in a manure that only democraps can appreciate.

 

I am happy to inform you that your name appears on this list and

we need you soonest because we showd your picture to a room

full of sex-crazed weasels, and their reaction was everything one

would expect at an Antifa riot in Portland.  So send us:

 

1, Your Full Names, 2. Your Full Address,

3. Your direct phone number,

4, a copy of your identification if possible.

 

This will enable us to prep the weasels for your coming and

their breathing hard, which in the end will alter your current

situation in a manure that makes you willing to vote for even

Lieawatha, if the weasels tell you she's 1/1024th electable.

As a Reconciliation center for sex-crazed weasels, we assure you that

you will be treated with all the disrespect Antifa and the DNC is

getting ever more knowd for.

 

We look forward to hearing from you.

 

Gender-neutralized and non-binaried Mizz Carlos N. Banks

St Ethelburga's Centre for Reconciliation with Sex-Crazed Weasels

 

So far, no replies from any of the named/pictured degenerates.  Not even from the Clintons, for having made fun of sex-crazed weasels...like Bill.

More Lack of Intelligence From The Usual Sources

My character is amused by notification emails from scammers that bill themselves as 'intelligence agencies'.

I suspect that half of them are on the House Unintelligence Committee...the half that run and ruined it under ol' Full of Schiff.

Nonetheless, these scammers seek that which all scammers seek:  the contents of my character's wallet.

If they'd ask the same question that Capital One does -- "what's in YOUR wallet?" -- they'd know better than to bother my character.

Needless to say, the education never stops.

Here's a brief snippet of the latest "intelligence agency" to try my character on in a battle of wits:

Office of the Director of National Intelligence <dniofffice@t-online.de>

Sat 12/7/2019 8:25 PM

 

Attn: beneficiary,

This is to bring to your attention that we have obtained a classified
document showing that you are dealing with scammers and impostors. We have
tracked your transactions and found out that you are dealing with scammers
in Africa and all over the world. We are aware of your numerous dealings
within and outside the country, most recently the email and phone
communications between you and some people claiming to be Bankers,
Diplomats, delivery Agents, from Middle East, Europe and Africa and with
some collaborators here in the United States.  You are hereby warned, to
put a stop to all your transactions with all these people and so many more
organizations such as UNITED NATIONS, EUROPEAN UNION, IMF, Bank of
AMERICA, JP Morgan Chase Bank, Wells Fargo Bank, Interpol, EFCC, World
Bank, Barclays Bank, Royal Bank of Scotland, British High Commission
E.T.C.

We are working round the clock to get hold of these individuals who in one
way or the other, masterminds the use of banks, courier service and
embassies while posing as the real persons to extort money from their
victims. You are WARNED to STOP further communication either by phone or
email to any of these people
posing as an agent. And we urge you to forward any email you receive to
this office for verification and approval before you reply them.

We have looked into the various claims and found out that TRULY you have
unclaimed funds indeed, most of wish initially originated from lottery
winnings and donations by sick individuals. Your payment files from
different banks; NatWest Bank of London, Central Bank of Nigeria and Benin
Republic, Bank of America, Africa Development bank, UBA bank, E.T.C were
compiled and submitted to my desk for review.. The total sum owed you is
the tune of $28,850,000.00 Twenty Eight Million Eight Hundred and Fifty
Thousand United States Dollars. As a matter of fact, this $28,850,000.00
is the ONLY funds that the government has approved and made available for
your immediate action.  

 

It went on for several more turgid paragiraffes that eventually revealed that my character could have his $28 million with a simple fee payment of $850 to some clown in Nigeria.  And that this whole process was "highly confidential".

 

Not hard to see why.

 

After careful deliberation on the matter, I decided to give my 'editing gone wild' pet rocks a day off from this chore, and had my character handle it.  Overall, I think he did...what he usually does:

 

 

From: Office of the Director of Desperately Seeking Any Working Intelligence <dniofffice@t-online.de>
Sent: Saturday, December 7, 2019 10:54 AM
Subject: Run For Your Lives, There's A Lobster Loose!*

Attn:

This is to bring to your attention that we have obtained a classified
document showing that you are sitting at your computer in a thong,

eating Cheesy-Poofs and singing songs about how Kyle's mom on South

Park is a bitch.

Classy.

We have tracked your antecedence and found out that you are the 7th son

of the 7th son, 'splaining why you're such a strange and special R-tard.

And when it comes to dealing with scammers in Africa and all over the world.

We are aware of your numerous dealings within and outside the country, most

recently the email and phone communications between you and some stuffed

sock puppet people claiming to be Bankers, Diplomats, refugees, delivery Agents,

atturkeys, UN genital suckretaries, genitals in the army, and big-eyed Swedish

broads from Newark. We further developed that this assortment of assordid

is from Middle East, Europe and Africa and with some collaborators here in the

United States House of Reprehensible Democraps. You are hereby warned to
put a stop to all your transactions with all these people and so many more
organizations such as UNITED NATIONS, EUROPEAN UNION, IMF, Bank of
AMERICA, JP Morgan Chase Bank, Wells Fargo Bank, Interpol, EFCC, World
Bank, Barclays Bank, Royal Bank of Scotland, British High Commission.
FBI, E.T.C., RPO, NOW, LATER, OMG and WTF.

We are working round the clock to dig up Bill Haley and the Comets

for purposes even we don't understand, but Doctor Demento might.

In the Greenwich mean time, You are WARNED to STOP further communication

either by phone, email, snail mail, telegiraffe or telepathy to any of these people
posing as a department store mannequin with no genitals. And we urge you to

forward any dessert snacks you have to us for verification and approval.

We're hongry, not the European country kind.

We have looked into the various claims and found out that painful rectal

itch is only a TRUE THANG on original versions of Saturday Night Live,

so stop making voodoo dolls and trying to inflict this upon others with

butt pins. Really.

We are the ONLY SCAMMERS YOU'LL EVER NEED. And to prove it,

we have through different banks such as Nitwit Bank of London, Central Bank

of Nigeria and Benin Repugnant, Bank of Fawg, Africa Disarray bank, WTF bank,

E.T.C who were ordered to submit to auditions for review. The reviewing panel

consisted of washed up entertainers and politicians that would hit a giant *GONG*

if the audition was a total face-planting FAIL. Which 99.5% were.

The money we say that you're owed from the banks we ultimately choose to

use in this scheme allegedly have millions of outdated currencies that collectively

don't amount to weasel spit. What there is will be under the supervision of the

Genital Mismanager MR. UCHE IKKY.

You'll find he's well-named.

The choice of this template was made during the genital assembly of African

heads for African Heads of States at Addis Ababa, 22 January 2019. The

summit was tagged "More Reasons Hellary Lost In 2016". It was at this summit

that most of our time was spent trying to figure out how flushing toilets came

to be known as "heads", and just how the danged things worked.

During our meeting with commodes it was agreed that the only charges to
be paid upfront in order to effect this scheme is $850.00, so you are
advice to work together with the bank's genital manager MR. UCHE IKKY to
ensure we get paid, you don't, and neener neener phfffffffffffffft! 

Again, that's fees of $850.00. You pay us. What you get in retoin is the

satisfaction of knowing you dun something comparable to having sex

with a tree stump.

You are to contact UCHE IKKY soonest if not soonerer by email/phone

with whatever information he asks for. If you have virgin stuffed animals,

he'll probably ask about those too. He's a real perv, that IKKY. Just don't

tell him we said so.

UCHE IKKY
Genital Manager
United Bank for African Fawg (UBAF)
New York branch orifice
1 Rockefeller Plaza, New York,
NY 10020, USA
Phone: (347) 990 1357
ubanewyorkbranch@mail2banker.com

You are again, WARNED to STOP further communication either by drums or

smoke signals with any other person or group because that's cultural

appropriation, and it triggers democrap snowflakes at the DNC and on

the House Lack-of-Intelligence committee. And we urge you to forward

any uneaten ambassadors you know personally to this office 'cuz we ain't

et one in a while and we're hongry.

 

Whatever this message contains is for you alone DO NOT share or forward
this mail to any individual, because there are so many democrap (criminals)
out there, they will try to take away OUR scam and make it their own. That

will make things difficult for us. So don't be a schmuck and do that.

John Sherman
Assistant Twatwaffle,
Chief IUD Officer (HUH?)
Office of the Director of Desperately Seeking Any Working Intelligence Washington, DC 20511
Send edible correspondents to: DNI02OFFICIAL@OUTLOOK.COM  


Yup...the response to this edit was *crickets*.  It doesn't seem possible, but some of the scammers out there are starting to finally get it.

Boardumb

Scammers are so much like the DNC these days; the worst of whatever they can be.

 

 

Yet another effort by scammers to represent themselves as the Federal Reserve with another 'bonanza' for my character:

 

 

This is to officially inform you that Bank Federal Reserve Board
New York Branch has concluded in the meeting today over your long
overdue contract payment and agreed that your payment worth  of
US$10.500,000.00 will be transferred directly into your preferred
Bank account without any delay from any office.

However, you are further advised to know that all arrangement has been
completed for the immediate transfer of your fund, you have to reply
back to us as soon as possible with the below DATA’ to enable the Federal
Reserve Bank to proceed with the immediate wire to your Bank account.

Based on article of association and memorandum of association, the
Federal Reserve controlling agency of USA and your happiness suits our
stand and we will make sure that your fund is fully endorsed to your
bank account as soon as you have comprehended with our instructions.

Finally, this is very urgent and important the bank are waiting to hear
from you right away today, Bear in mind that the fastest Wire Transfer
is Electronic Transfer which only takes just 3 hours to reflect in Account
and Swift Wire transfer takes 5 hours to remit.

NB: THIS TRANSACTION IS BEING MONITORED BY THE UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA GOVERNMENT IN ORDER TO GUARDS US FROM INTERNET IMPOSTORS.

(Designated Bank account details for Electronic Transfer to avoid mistake
or should in case you created a new account)

Your Bank Name:
Your Bank Address:
Your Account Number:
Your Routing Number:
Your Occupation:
Your Mobile Phone:

Note That Because Of Impostors, We Hereby Issued You Our Code Of
Conduct, Which Is (FRB-2019) So You Have To Indicate This Code When
replying back to us By Using It As Your Subject.

Reply back to us accordingly; The Bank Wait For Your Expedite Response.

Yours sincerely,
Mr. Shyam Srinivasan
Chief Executive Officer of Federal Reserve Bank
Contact E-mail: ( federalbank166@gmail.com )
Contact phone number: +1 (860) 421-1506   

 

 

Riiiiight.

 

My pet rock, Seymour, couldn't resist at poking a little fun at both the scam and the DNC, who need little help these days in making themselves look like laughing stocks.  But Seymour's always willing to help out when it comes to the DNC:

 

 

 

From: Mr. Shazam Srinivasan <officeinfo410@yahoo.com>
Sent: Friday, October 4, 2019 1:59 PM
Subject: Federal Reserve Is Bored And Doing Silly Things About It

 

ADDRESS: 33 LIBERTY STREET,
NEW YORK, N.Y 10038.

ATTN:

This is to officially inform you that New York Branch of the

Federal Reserve Is Bored And Doing Silly Things About It. 

Yes, they are.

They has concluded in the meeting today over your long
underwear and why you opted for the kind with no trap door.

This is cornfusing to them without any delay from any office.

However, you are further advised to know that all arrangement has been
complicated by rickets, painful rectal itch and demeaning plebney; you

have to reply back to us as soon as possible with remedial actions you

intend on taking to enable the rather bored Federal Reserve to proceed

with something constructive to do.

 Based on article of association and memorandum of association, the
Federal Reserve controlling agency of USA and your Ouija board suits our
witch doctor's lemonade stand and we will make sure that his spells are

available without spell check as soon as you have comprehended with

our instructions.  Comprehension being nine-tenths of the problem in

Azerbaijan and 100% of the problem in the ignorance-awash DNC.

 Finally, this is very urgent and important:  Adam Schiff is an abject

moron.  

 

 NB: THIS EMAIL THREAD IS BEING MONITORED BY TRAINED MONKEYS OF
THE DNC IN ORDER TO GUARDS US FROM INTELLIGENCE.

What is needed now is:

Your Name:
Your Address:
Your Number:
Your Other Number:
Your Occupation Or Last Time You Wuz Occupied:
Your Phone Unless It's A Flip Phone Then Pound Sand You Technosaur:

Note That Because Of Intellectual Impostors -- which is all the DNC has --

We Hereby Issued You Our Code Of Misconduct, Which Is (WTF-2019) So

You Have To Indicate This Code When farting in an elevator with two or

more cows who'll know it was you As Your Subject.

 Reply back to us accordingly; The DNC Wait For Your Expedite Response.

Yours sincerely,
Mr. Shazam Srinivasan
Chief Executive Officer of Federal Reserve That Is Bored And Doing Silly Things About It
Contact E-mail: ( federalbank166@gmail.com )
Contact phone number: +1 (860) 421-1506

 

 

Strangely (not), the scammer had nothing further to say, recognizing a dead end on this one.

 

 

The DNC will probably subpoena this blog to question it about Bidumb's Ukraine connections.  Seymour will be all over that.