Democraps Make Everything Political

Yeah, this is one of the DNC's lower forms of allies.

And will factor into this soon.

Scammers have no shame.  They'll use any angle to get what they want.

Small wonder that so many of them are democraps.

That said, here're a scammer/scammers that used the old "orphanage" ploy:


APPEAL FOR PUBLIC DONATION.
FROM PECULIAR MOTHERLESS BABIES.

DEAR SIR/MADAM.

CALVARY GREETINGS TO YOU IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.WE ARE
SENDING THIS GENERAL MESSAGE TO THE PUBLIC FOR APPEAL AND ASSISTANCE
IN OUR ORPHANGE HOMES.JUST AS THE BIBLES SAYS,THAT AS LONG AS WE
LIVE,THE POOR SHALL NOT CEASE IN THY LAND,
Deuteronomy 15:11,THE BIBLE ALSO SAYS,BLESSED ARE THE MEEK FOR THEY
SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.SIR.MADAM,IF YOU ARE HEALTHY,MANY ARE OUT
THERE THAT LIVES ON MEDICATIONS,IF YOU ARE FED,THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT
THERE THAT CAN NOT FEED,IF YOU ARE SHELTERED,THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT
THERE,UNSHELTERED.

FOR THE WORK OF GOD,WE SEEK AND PRAY FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THIS WORK
OF GOD AND MAY GOD,PAY YOU BACK AND WE SHALL NOT ALSO FORGET YOU IN
OUR PRAYERS.

Thanks,
YOUR LITTLE HELP IS APPRECIATED AND YOU WILL BE IN OUR MIND AND PRAYER
LIST FOREVER.  


LOL.  So believable.


*BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZER*


Considering it is, after all, political season, and the dems are, in particular, in full flatulence mode, the edit was a simple exercise in demspeak:

From: ORPHANAGE HOME <morrisrentals11@gmail.com>
Sent: Wednesday, October 10, 2018 2:26 AM
To: genitalwarts99@hotmail.com
Subject: FROM THE PECULIAREST OF PECULIAR MOTHERLESS BABY YAK HOME

 

APPEAL FOR #GOF**KME PAGE
FROM THE PECULIAREST OF PECULIAR MOTHERLESS BABY YAK HOME

DEAR SIR/MADAM.

CAVALRY GREETINGS TO YOU IN THE NAME OF PANDEF**KINGMONIUM. MOST

PROPERLY-STAGED CAVALRY GREETINGS ARE PANDEF**KINGMONIUM AS LONG

AS THEY'RE NOT HORSES-VS-TANKS OR SOME KIND OF LOPSIDED SH*T LIKE

THAT.

WE ARE SENDING THIS GENITAL MESSAGE TO THE PUBLIC FOR APPEAL AND ASSISTANCE  IN OUR ONGOING EFFORTS TO GET SOMEONE WITH MONEY TO START A #GOFUND ME PAGE LIKE SOME OF THOSE DEM LOSERS GET...SO FAR, ALL WE'VE MANAGED IS A NUMBER OF #GOF**KOURSELF PLEDGES THAT, QUITE FRANKLY, FALL WELL SHORT OF OUR DESIRED GOALS.

JUST AS THE BIBLE EDITED BY ANTIFA SAYS,"THAT AS LONG AS WE RIOT, STORE FRONT WINDOWS AND POLICE VEHICLES WILL NEVER BE SAFE (NEUTERONOMY 15:45)"; THIS SAME EDITED VERSION ALSO SAYS, "COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY ARE THE ENEMAS OF ALINSKY ADHERENTS FOR IF THEY DON'T INBREED THE EARTH, F**K IT, WE'RE GOING HOME TO OUR PARENTS BASEMENTS AND X-BOXES (DIALYSIS 3:16)".  

SIR, MADAM, NON-BINARY AND/OR GENDER FLUID, IF YOU ARE A MENTAL CASE (AKA, A DEMOCRAP), MANY ARE OUT THERE THAT LIVES ON METH, CRACK, CRANK, COCAINE, LSD AND TWINKIES.  IF YOU ARE FED, ARE YOU DEEP STATE OR DEPLORABLE?  IF YOU ARE DEPLORABLE, F**K YOU.

FOR THE WORK OF THE MALIGNANT DNC, WE SEEK AND PRAY FOR MINDLESS, INDOCTRINATED NINCOMPOOPS WHO BELIEVE EVERY LAST LIE HELLARY SPEWS ON CNN AND MS13NBC.  IF YOU IS ONE, WE NEED YOU THROWING TRASH CANS THROUGH WINDOWS IN PORTLAND, SOONEST.

YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THIS WORK MAY PAY YOU BACK IN THE FORM OF CASH VOUCHERS FROM GEORGE SOROS AND MAXINE DOUCHE NOZZLE WATERS.  ALSO NOT FORGET YOU WHEN TRUMP NOMINATES ANOTHER SCOTUS APPOINTMENT; YOU TOO CAN SUDDENLY RECALL THAT THE NOMINEE ASSAULTED YOU 36 YEARS AGO AT A EWE CONVENT, WHEN THE NOMINEE WAS AN UNREVEALED THREE-PECKERED GOAT WHILE MATRICULATING AT HAHVAHD.

YES, WE CAN AND HAVE MADE THAT UP AND CNN BOUGHT IT COMPLETELY.  HAVING HOLLYWAD FICTION WRITERS ON OUR SIDE IS USEFUL WHEN HELLARY'S NEXT BOOK IS GHOST WRITTEN.

PRAYERS ARE NOT IN OUR CREDO.  LIES, RUINED REPUTATIONS AND SPREADING FALSE NEWS...THAT BE US.

Thanks,
YOUR LITTLE HELP IS APPRECIATED AND YOU WILL BE ENSHRINED FOR AT LEAST 15 MINUTES IN THE DEMOCRAP HALL OF FLAMING SHAME...UNTIL YOU'RE NO LONGER USEFUL TO US, AND THEN ONE OF HELLARY'S OPERATIVES WILL HELP YOU WITH YOUR 'SUICIDE' LIST FOREVER.  

 

 

No Republican, Libertarian or independent candidate or candidate's campaign is responsible for this edit.  But I won't be surprised to see a complete nincompoop like Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez embrace the edit as what she can do when she gets to Congress...

 

Of Revelations And Gods

Somehow, this 'card' just seemed appropriate for this post.  Especially in the eyes of the scammer.

I received the following email from a scammer the other day, one that was supposed to tug on my heart strings and open my gullible benevolence.  It was a request from an Emily Brocksopp, asking for my help in starting an orphanage in her name her.  It rambled on for several paragraphs, but this is the gist of it:

Note: This project is 100% genuine and risk free. You should also know that your help would be further needed to help the less privilege and orphans. In setting up an Orphanage Home in favor of my name there in your country, my attorney will guide you through the process. Your suggestions are very much welcomed in this project and I am very impressed by the manner with which you have written to me.

The "manner" I rewrote her original email -- and sent her a copy of, of course -- went something like this, to give you an idea of the degree of full of sh** the scammer is:

From: Mrs. Emily L. Brocksoop <ebrocksopp@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Wednesday, April 4, 2012 6:10 AM
Subject: Help For The Less Privilege

Dear Friend,

Please pay no attention to the email title here.  Because I don't give a rat f**k about the less privileged in this world.  F**k them.  If they're too f**king lazy to get off their fat asses and get jobs, then they deserve to be less privileged and live in their own self-imposed misery.

 

I am so f**king SICK of needy people who stick out their f**king hands for "gimme" giveaways, instead of sticking out their f**king hands to do something that provides a steady, stable, LEGAL income, and gives them a sense of purpose and self-respect.

 

So you can see how well she/he/it paid attention to the rewrite.  Which gets me the first part of this post. 

 

So I decided to let her know what was coming next.  Oh yes, I did that:

 

Dear Muttonhaid,

 

Thank you for replying to my reply.  Or rather, thank you for not reading my reply to your original email.

 

Had you bothered to carefully read my response to your original email, you would have seen that (a) I rewrote your original email (b) I sent it not only to you, but to about 20+ of your colleagues and peers and (c) I made you look like a complete f**king moronic mugu.

 

That you didn't grasp that -- by your sending me this follow up -- amuses me to no end.

 

Very well.  I will not waste the opportunity you've afforded me here.  I will tell you now that I am going to rewrite what you just sent me.  And make it sound as stupid and demeaning to you as is humanly possible.  And send it out not only to you and dozens of your peers and colleagues, but post in on a blog that highlights scam emails like yours, and what I like to do to those emails.  The internet world will know just how stupid you are, and how much moreso I'm going to make you look.

 

Trust me, it'll be fun.

 

Enjoy!

 

Which I proceeded to do, with (dis)gusto, as a few paragraph example will pretty much reveal:

 

My Goodness,

Thanks for your massage.  i wisht i had intelijant enuff to reads it, but i is dumber than a termite-infested tree stump, and i needs a edjewkatid persum frum webcite Stoopud Peeple Who Sodomeyes Goats.com 2 transloot it 4 me 2 reeds.

 

I telld you I am going to take a life meerkat and place it in my twat to see if i can has organism.  It gived me hickees in there, butt know organism.  Pissphuck.  i wuz shure it werk, cuz onlime witch docter in Nigerium  sez "omm lacka banga walla bunga wunga boooya", witch iz like a promice of sucksess wen u stik a mirrerkat in genial hole.

 

Momphuckah lied, i tink.

 

U lick how i writ, yes?  i leernd gud frum old man who wuz a women untiled she piss awf which dockdor an' he sez "mooga booga nobama phulla crap, binga banga walla walla dunga, u now gotz dick", an now she/he a tribble outcast who make living duing pervort things to animul butts.  i tink she/he du me wunce 2 butt i doesnt knot remembur.

 

i kneed u to help me ondo this wat whichdocktor do me, as I have encrusted in my virginul aruh an i knead u help in this 2 fix, yes?

 

Wun ting, u mousd keep ur nowladge and invalvmint in projuct to yuself only till all needful pocedours is meat by u. 2 beegam this, cent me yur Fool names, a Fool dress, date of bornd, Telldfon, Fux numbor, Occutardashun and any farm of IUD.

 

As is normal, I sent that back to 'Emily', along with a couple dozen of her peers.  This time, someone on Emily's end bothered to, at least, try to read what I dun:

 

what is mean of this please?  I am write u with serious offer and u are make jest of me?  Are u not a nice mans i think and god not look on peoples like u very good.

 

'Emily' probably has a point:  she tried to use an orphanage as the heart string tugger for her scam, and "god not look on peoples like me very good", because I didn't fall for it, and had "jest" with her.

 

Well, long as my ticket to Hell is punched, according to 'Emily', let's see about upgrading my seat on the train:

 

You know, 'Emily' -- or whomever you are -- you have a point.  Your 'god' probably doesn't look too good on peoples who make jest of those who try to scam by using fronts like an orphanage.  I can live with that.

 

My God, on the other hand, can kick your god's sorry, pathetic, piece of crap's ass.

 

And with that, 'Emily' -- or her handlers -- apparently wanted no more repartee comparing gods.