APPEAL FOR #GOF**KME PAGE
FROM THE PECULIAREST OF PECULIAR MOTHERLESS BABY YAK HOME
DEAR SIR/MADAM.
CAVALRY GREETINGS TO YOU IN THE NAME OF PANDEF**KINGMONIUM. MOST
PROPERLY-STAGED CAVALRY GREETINGS ARE PANDEF**KINGMONIUM AS LONG
AS THEY'RE NOT HORSES-VS-TANKS OR SOME KIND OF LOPSIDED SH*T LIKE
THAT.
WE ARE SENDING THIS GENITAL MESSAGE TO THE PUBLIC FOR APPEAL AND ASSISTANCE IN OUR ONGOING EFFORTS TO GET SOMEONE WITH MONEY TO START A #GOFUND ME PAGE LIKE SOME OF THOSE DEM LOSERS GET...SO FAR, ALL WE'VE MANAGED IS A NUMBER OF #GOF**KOURSELF PLEDGES THAT, QUITE FRANKLY, FALL WELL SHORT OF OUR DESIRED GOALS.
JUST AS THE BIBLE EDITED BY ANTIFA SAYS,"THAT AS LONG AS WE RIOT, STORE FRONT WINDOWS AND POLICE VEHICLES WILL NEVER BE SAFE (NEUTERONOMY 15:45)"; THIS SAME EDITED VERSION ALSO SAYS, "COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY ARE THE ENEMAS OF ALINSKY ADHERENTS FOR IF THEY DON'T INBREED THE EARTH, F**K IT, WE'RE GOING HOME TO OUR PARENTS BASEMENTS AND X-BOXES (DIALYSIS 3:16)".
SIR, MADAM, NON-BINARY AND/OR GENDER FLUID, IF YOU ARE A MENTAL CASE (AKA, A DEMOCRAP), MANY ARE OUT THERE THAT LIVES ON METH, CRACK, CRANK, COCAINE, LSD AND TWINKIES. IF YOU ARE FED, ARE YOU DEEP STATE OR DEPLORABLE? IF YOU ARE DEPLORABLE, F**K YOU.
FOR THE WORK OF THE MALIGNANT DNC, WE SEEK AND PRAY FOR MINDLESS, INDOCTRINATED NINCOMPOOPS WHO BELIEVE EVERY LAST LIE HELLARY SPEWS ON CNN AND MS13NBC. IF YOU IS ONE, WE NEED YOU THROWING TRASH CANS THROUGH WINDOWS IN PORTLAND, SOONEST.
YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THIS WORK MAY PAY YOU BACK IN THE FORM OF CASH VOUCHERS FROM GEORGE SOROS AND MAXINE DOUCHE NOZZLE WATERS. ALSO NOT FORGET YOU WHEN TRUMP NOMINATES ANOTHER SCOTUS APPOINTMENT; YOU TOO CAN SUDDENLY RECALL THAT THE NOMINEE ASSAULTED YOU 36 YEARS AGO AT A EWE CONVENT, WHEN THE NOMINEE WAS AN UNREVEALED THREE-PECKERED GOAT WHILE MATRICULATING AT HAHVAHD.
YES, WE CAN AND HAVE MADE THAT UP AND CNN BOUGHT IT COMPLETELY. HAVING HOLLYWAD FICTION WRITERS ON OUR SIDE IS USEFUL WHEN HELLARY'S NEXT BOOK IS GHOST WRITTEN.
PRAYERS ARE NOT IN OUR CREDO. LIES, RUINED REPUTATIONS AND SPREADING FALSE NEWS...THAT BE US.
Thanks,
YOUR LITTLE HELP IS APPRECIATED AND YOU WILL BE ENSHRINED FOR AT LEAST 15 MINUTES IN THE DEMOCRAP HALL OF FLAMING SHAME...UNTIL YOU'RE NO LONGER USEFUL TO US, AND THEN ONE OF HELLARY'S OPERATIVES WILL HELP YOU WITH YOUR 'SUICIDE' LIST FOREVER.
No Republican, Libertarian or independent candidate or candidate's campaign is responsible for this edit. But I won't be surprised to see a complete nincompoop like Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez embrace the edit as what she can do when she gets to Congress...