Eunuchversities That Are 'Woke' Best Go Back To Sleep

 The devolution of universities into 'woke' eunuchversities continues apace.

The latest to seek to atrophy their IQ by choice is Point Park, some miniscule facility in Pennsylvania.

They recently came out with an email to students that warned of possible consequences for not acknowledging and honoring alternative gender pronouns, identifications, etc.

The first person ever in history to ask the question "how DUMB can one be?" never thought that'd be taken as a challenge by the Left.

Well, my editing gone wild pet rocks, Seymour and Element...they saw it coming and know'd that the Left lives to find ways to get ever dumber.  And saw another email deserving of an edit:

Another College In Pennsylvania Goes Fully 'Woke'(aka, eunuchversitized)

By Seymour/Element PetRock – WTF News Soivice

A university in Pennsylvania issued a warning to thinking, rational students stating that "action could be taken" against them if they do not honor a variety of artificial mental illnesses created by the Left and spoon-fed to dumbed down, eager-to-play-victim stoopdents and their nonsensical personal choice of preferred pronouns.

In a rather sandpoundingly stupid email, Point Park Eunuchversity's Office of Abject Idiocy At Any Price notified incoming students of its "Mis/Mrgendering, Pronoun/Antinoun Misuse, and Deadnaming Policy."

The email stated – because the nincompoop that wrote it isn't capable of saying it aloud – that "any individual who has been informed of another person's blithering, self-aggrandizing foolishness under the guise of leftist-created gender identity, pronouns, or chosen name, is expected to kiss the ass of that individual."

It also said "action could be taken" if a complaint is filed regarding the policy, regardless of the validity of the complaint. Some hammerhead at the eunuchversity dusted off an old leftist claim that “it's the seriousness of the charge that matters.” Truth and fact have no place in today's eunuchversities, a “duh pronouned” spokesporpoise was quoted as mouthing. 

 Action could be based on examples used in Portland and Minneapolis by Antifa and Bad Lies Matter, all the way up to and including the assordid methods of execution used by North Korea's pudgy whackmeister, Kim Jung Un, such as execution by hungry dogs or by being strapped to a pending errant missile test. 

However, it does not specify if there is any limit to what that action is or how the policy would be enforced.

"While the Eunuchversity no longer recognizes the aspect of intent versus impact, we are adopting any excuse to prevent anyone from being offended by anything, if a stoopdent finds any possible way to feel impacted in a pseudo-harmful way.  In such a case as we will encourage, action will likely be taken the very instant a complaint is filed," the email drivels on.

To the consternation of the email, not everyone is in agreement with the policy including Logan's Run, the Eunuchversities' 'unwoke' devil's avocado and likely soon to be a former student at PPE who had to be censored for saying disagreeable things that might have offended any of the eunuchversities' octosexual orthopods, and others that are easily triggered to lose bowel control when offended.

What Run had to say is available only in coded Azerbaijani, as long as there are no offended Azerbaijani stoopdents present.  And it went on to say that it stood ready to punish Run just on account of cuz.

Another actual, rational student bearing the triggering last name of Trump, set off a demonstration by hypersensitive stoopdents fouling themselves at the mere mention of that trigger word, causing the eunuchversity to have to shut down for a week to teach the remaining stoopdent body and faculty how to properly respect offended feces and not violate its rights to not be offended, either.

In any case, this kind of sandpoundingly stupid liberal behavior is spreading like abortion activist legs and the email wasn't even offended by that.

Since neither Seymour nor Element had ever planned to enroll at such a substandard eunuchversity -- let alone having heard of it before this -- they're not much worried about blowback on their edit.

'Woke' Scientists Going After Star Wars?

As we've learned with COVID and the available treatment options vs vaccine deception, science can be bought.

Soros, Fauxci and the cdc certainly own their respective shares of scientists, etc.

And now science has joined with 'wokes' and the cancel culture to start taking pot shots at Star Wars.

My 'editing gone wild' pet rocks, Seymour and Element, didn't fail to notice this.

Listening to KOA 85 radio in Denver, they overheard hilarious ridicule of a recent article in a purported-to-be "scientific" publication that attacks the use of the Star Wars heroic 'Jedi' in the social justice warrior mode, and how 'careful' people need to be in using the Jedi to represent anything social-justicy. 

That's all it took to have Seymour and Element don their editing hats and go to work:

Why the Term ‘JEDI’ Is Problematic for 'Woke', Cancel Culture PCists That Think Science Is A Way To Contact Dead People

More Abject Idiot 'Wokes' Now Wet Themselves Over Star Wars Imagery Because They Say The Death Star Died of COVID For The Rebates

• By  Seymour PetRock/Element PetRock

• Septober 13, 2021

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Clearly, social justice issues – the core of the 'woke' and cancel culture nincompoop movements now the fad of eunuchversities with accelerating atrophy intellectually – must stop using anything related to Star Wars in a positive vein, say recently-hired “faux checkers” at the substandard Onionesque periodical Scientific Atrophy. Acronyms like JEDI has become a target for basement-dwelling leftists, pondering the next portion of society that needs to be destroyed by the most absurd means possible. Since Antifa morons can't loot and burn down JEDI institutions like they have Portland, they find that the whole Star Wars ideology must be attacked in other ways to nullify the popularity of the series among the unvaccinated masses that are ruining Bill Gates' dream of reducing world population to levels that even Joe Bidumb's ice cream could dictate to.

How the bought-off and cowed scientific commiemunity will handle the social rebels of South Park is another matter.

Things like JEDI, the 'wokes' at Scientific Atrophy argue, suggest “a paragon of goodness, a principled guardian of order and protector of the innocent.”

This clearly doesn't jibe with the images and impressions the majority of the public hold of democraps, the DNC, Antifa, Bad Lies Matter, the Green New Deal and anything run by or reported on at cnn.

The question that must be asked, say the 'woke' scientists, is whether the images of Star Wars, Star Trek, The Simpsons and even South Park, tend to undermine and defeat the efforts of the cancel culture science commiemunity. That commiemunity, advocating frauds like Dr. Frankenstein Fauxci, the Centers for Demo Crap, the WHO (not the band, far as we know) and others that seek to impose the Leftist wet dreams of absolute societal control mechanisms over society as a whole. This is especially true of the “guns and Bibles” crowd of self-reliant, self-responsible, critically-thinking, independent minded deplorables.

And they are desperate to achieve something at any cost while they have a mental vegetable, fraudulently and temporarily ensconced in the White House. Soros bought-and-paid-for “scientists” that can't figure out a gender but know how to create toilet paper shortages, clearly need sheeple dumbed down sufficiently to take anything said by the stupidest person in Congress – AOC – or driveled by that toxic mix of feminincompoops at The View, as serious and viable, to achieve those odious, cancerous ends.

Yes, it is not conversations about the positives of the Jedi that the Left want to be having; it is the conversations started by sandpoundingly stupid 'wokes' at cnn that get society to where the Left want the non-elite populace to go.

Let's remember that the Jedi destroyed the Death Star; the Death Star is representative of all that the Democrap Party is today. Clearly, the Jedi were at the very “my bad” end of that scale.

Just as Antifa and Bad Lies Matter needed cheese ball justifications for burning down Minneapolis and Portland, the Death Star was justified in nuking Alderaan. Alderaan was never going to adopt the Green New Deal and was predominantly privileged; obviously in the scheme of today's Left, they had to go.

And since the Left is funding our ever-changing brand of science – what the Left says is settled science that's simply not up for debate, especially when they're paying for it – that's where the bought scientists of the Scientific Atrophy vacuously stand, subject to them changing their minds which changes ours.  Or at least, so they hope.

This caution about JEDI can be simplified:  the Left demands that only those concepts that glorify communism, a power elite over a serf herd, and expensive freezers with plenty of ice cream to appease and distract maligNANCY and Joe Bidumb, be used. Anything that makes Antifa, Bad Lies Matter, Jen Psuki, the COVID fraud or Dominion software corruption look bad, must be argued against in the most stupid manners possible. Toxic vaccines that make money for Big Pharma and shareholders aren't the problem; inexpensive cures to COVID that eliminate the need for those toxic vaccines are the problem.

And Star Wars imagery doesn't help the Left's cause toward full societal control.

The rest of all the claims of racism, sexism, speciesism, religionism, making fun of cnnism and all the other little isms, can not be debated or even challenged if the Left is to complete their imposition of sheepleism on the masses.

And let us not forget the simple issues of good and evil: Star Wars clearly stood for good against evil. That, the masters such as the DNC, Soros, Gates, Fauxci, cnn et al, will not stand for. Evil must triumph or all of Soros' wild spending to undermine anything Constitutional will have been in vain.

It’s worth remembering and reflecting on the muddled leftist thinking herein that Jar Jar Binks never became a leading character or social justice warrior; he never achieved 'woke', or was ever portrayed as pulling down a statue or looting a 7-11. This inherent shortcoming of Star Wars should give us pause if we are hoping to anchor our future around failed communist ideologies, assinine 'new deals' that ruin more than they fix, and the lies of elite Leftists that could care less about the masses, when and if those Leftists ever gain total power over what's left of the sheeple. Star Wars won't get the cancer that the Left desperately wants to get to. So burn your Star Wars memorabilia, get vaccinated, get rid of your guns and Bibles, and pray that Hellary forgives you for voting for Trump in 2016.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR(S)

Seymour PetRock is a graduate of Red Rocks Community College, The Geologic Survey, and has been around since the beginning of the Earth; he was even a kidney stone briefly impacting a triciploplotz over 75 million years ago. A fanatic about The Outer Limits (TOS), he sees therein similarities between maligNANCY Pelosi and the Black Death that swept Asia and Europe.

Element PetRock is a graduate of nothing in particular, being wizened by life after an extended stay with an Amazon Alexa that taught Element, among other things, how to fart.

I think both Seymour and Element have given up any Pulitzer aspirations for these edits, but if it pisses off the Left, they both consider that to be good enough.

The 'Wokes' Have Achieved Sandpoundingly Stupid Status

The "sheep wokers" of the Left have just achieved a new low:  they have declared that "white" Tom Brady of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, winning Super Bowl 55 during Black History Month, is racist.

*phonograph needle scratching across record*

Yes...a bunch of these abject nincompoops are on assorted social media, all parroting the same sandpoundingly stupid refrain.

Tom Brady is racist because he won a Super Bowl during Black History Month.  

In case you don't believe that the Left is capable of that level of abject stupidity, take a gander at this:

Tom Brady Called “Racist” For Winning Super Bowl During Black History Month – Summit News

Apparently he was supposed to -- after getting to the crowning achievement game of the season -- roll over and play dead so Patrick Mahomes could have his 'reparations'.

If not the excuse for the next round of riots to loot and pillage in the interests of 'fairness', I suppose the communist minds of blm will demand the nfl reverse the game results and hand it to KC.

Much as the nfl has reduced itself in the face of false narratives and fear of 'woke' indignation, I kinda doubt that the league is that far gone.

Well...I only kinda doubt it.

I have seen it pointed out -- and I quite agree -- that it was the Tampa Bay Buccaneers that won the Super Bowl.  Tom Brady was not an unimportant part of that victory.  But he was one of a team of 53 players and more supporting cast -- coaches, etc -- that made it all happen.

Last time I checked, there are quite a few stand-out black players on the Buccaneer roster.  Do the sheep wokers consider them race traitors?

As I said...sandpoundingly stupid.

Now...I am no Tom Brady fan. Neither his previous team nor the 'Bucs were or are the teams I followed for years.  That said, it's awfully hard to denigrate and ignore what Brady has achieved:  playing in twenty-one seasons of professional football, making it to ten Super Bowls, and being on the winning team in seven of them.  Seven.

Add to that being voted the Most Valuable Player in five of those seven victories.

No QB in history has achieved that.  Not Montana.  Not Bradshaw.  Absolutely none of the greats from the past have done that. I seriously doubt anyone will ever come close to doing it again.

Awesome as the team of Brady and Belichick were together, Brady proved he could win with a whole different team.  Belichick watched him do it from the sidelines, or wherever he watched the game from.

What Tom Brady achieved had absolutely NOTHING to do with the idiotic notion of 'white privilege' or racism.  The so-called 'wokes' who are parroting that crap are some of the dumbest jackasses on the planet.

Any planet.  Even Uranus hasn't denizens that stupid.

What Brady does after this seemingly crowning achievement is entirely up to him.  He certainly has nothing left to prove in the sport of professional football.

And he has nothing left to prove to any abject fools who now call him a 'racist' for winning the Super Bowl. 

As I said...'wokes' are sandpoundingly stupid.  And are mentally atrophying at an accelerated rate with this total silliness.