'Woke' Scientists Going After Star Wars?

As we've learned with COVID and the available treatment options vs vaccine deception, science can be bought.

Soros, Fauxci and the cdc certainly own their respective shares of scientists, etc.

And now science has joined with 'wokes' and the cancel culture to start taking pot shots at Star Wars.

My 'editing gone wild' pet rocks, Seymour and Element, didn't fail to notice this.

Listening to KOA 85 radio in Denver, they overheard hilarious ridicule of a recent article in a purported-to-be "scientific" publication that attacks the use of the Star Wars heroic 'Jedi' in the social justice warrior mode, and how 'careful' people need to be in using the Jedi to represent anything social-justicy. 

That's all it took to have Seymour and Element don their editing hats and go to work:

Why the Term ‘JEDI’ Is Problematic for 'Woke', Cancel Culture PCists That Think Science Is A Way To Contact Dead People

More Abject Idiot 'Wokes' Now Wet Themselves Over Star Wars Imagery Because They Say The Death Star Died of COVID For The Rebates

• By  Seymour PetRock/Element PetRock

• Septober 13, 2021

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Clearly, social justice issues – the core of the 'woke' and cancel culture nincompoop movements now the fad of eunuchversities with accelerating atrophy intellectually – must stop using anything related to Star Wars in a positive vein, say recently-hired “faux checkers” at the substandard Onionesque periodical Scientific Atrophy. Acronyms like JEDI has become a target for basement-dwelling leftists, pondering the next portion of society that needs to be destroyed by the most absurd means possible. Since Antifa morons can't loot and burn down JEDI institutions like they have Portland, they find that the whole Star Wars ideology must be attacked in other ways to nullify the popularity of the series among the unvaccinated masses that are ruining Bill Gates' dream of reducing world population to levels that even Joe Bidumb's ice cream could dictate to.

How the bought-off and cowed scientific commiemunity will handle the social rebels of South Park is another matter.

Things like JEDI, the 'wokes' at Scientific Atrophy argue, suggest “a paragon of goodness, a principled guardian of order and protector of the innocent.”

This clearly doesn't jibe with the images and impressions the majority of the public hold of democraps, the DNC, Antifa, Bad Lies Matter, the Green New Deal and anything run by or reported on at cnn.

The question that must be asked, say the 'woke' scientists, is whether the images of Star Wars, Star Trek, The Simpsons and even South Park, tend to undermine and defeat the efforts of the cancel culture science commiemunity. That commiemunity, advocating frauds like Dr. Frankenstein Fauxci, the Centers for Demo Crap, the WHO (not the band, far as we know) and others that seek to impose the Leftist wet dreams of absolute societal control mechanisms over society as a whole. This is especially true of the “guns and Bibles” crowd of self-reliant, self-responsible, critically-thinking, independent minded deplorables.

And they are desperate to achieve something at any cost while they have a mental vegetable, fraudulently and temporarily ensconced in the White House. Soros bought-and-paid-for “scientists” that can't figure out a gender but know how to create toilet paper shortages, clearly need sheeple dumbed down sufficiently to take anything said by the stupidest person in Congress – AOC – or driveled by that toxic mix of feminincompoops at The View, as serious and viable, to achieve those odious, cancerous ends.

Yes, it is not conversations about the positives of the Jedi that the Left want to be having; it is the conversations started by sandpoundingly stupid 'wokes' at cnn that get society to where the Left want the non-elite populace to go.

Let's remember that the Jedi destroyed the Death Star; the Death Star is representative of all that the Democrap Party is today. Clearly, the Jedi were at the very “my bad” end of that scale.

Just as Antifa and Bad Lies Matter needed cheese ball justifications for burning down Minneapolis and Portland, the Death Star was justified in nuking Alderaan. Alderaan was never going to adopt the Green New Deal and was predominantly privileged; obviously in the scheme of today's Left, they had to go.

And since the Left is funding our ever-changing brand of science – what the Left says is settled science that's simply not up for debate, especially when they're paying for it – that's where the bought scientists of the Scientific Atrophy vacuously stand, subject to them changing their minds which changes ours.  Or at least, so they hope.

This caution about JEDI can be simplified:  the Left demands that only those concepts that glorify communism, a power elite over a serf herd, and expensive freezers with plenty of ice cream to appease and distract maligNANCY and Joe Bidumb, be used. Anything that makes Antifa, Bad Lies Matter, Jen Psuki, the COVID fraud or Dominion software corruption look bad, must be argued against in the most stupid manners possible. Toxic vaccines that make money for Big Pharma and shareholders aren't the problem; inexpensive cures to COVID that eliminate the need for those toxic vaccines are the problem.

And Star Wars imagery doesn't help the Left's cause toward full societal control.

The rest of all the claims of racism, sexism, speciesism, religionism, making fun of cnnism and all the other little isms, can not be debated or even challenged if the Left is to complete their imposition of sheepleism on the masses.

And let us not forget the simple issues of good and evil: Star Wars clearly stood for good against evil. That, the masters such as the DNC, Soros, Gates, Fauxci, cnn et al, will not stand for. Evil must triumph or all of Soros' wild spending to undermine anything Constitutional will have been in vain.

It’s worth remembering and reflecting on the muddled leftist thinking herein that Jar Jar Binks never became a leading character or social justice warrior; he never achieved 'woke', or was ever portrayed as pulling down a statue or looting a 7-11. This inherent shortcoming of Star Wars should give us pause if we are hoping to anchor our future around failed communist ideologies, assinine 'new deals' that ruin more than they fix, and the lies of elite Leftists that could care less about the masses, when and if those Leftists ever gain total power over what's left of the sheeple. Star Wars won't get the cancer that the Left desperately wants to get to. So burn your Star Wars memorabilia, get vaccinated, get rid of your guns and Bibles, and pray that Hellary forgives you for voting for Trump in 2016.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR(S)

Seymour PetRock is a graduate of Red Rocks Community College, The Geologic Survey, and has been around since the beginning of the Earth; he was even a kidney stone briefly impacting a triciploplotz over 75 million years ago. A fanatic about The Outer Limits (TOS), he sees therein similarities between maligNANCY Pelosi and the Black Death that swept Asia and Europe.

Element PetRock is a graduate of nothing in particular, being wizened by life after an extended stay with an Amazon Alexa that taught Element, among other things, how to fart.

I think both Seymour and Element have given up any Pulitzer aspirations for these edits, but if it pisses off the Left, they both consider that to be good enough.