"You Have Something Lodged Somewhere.."

There are jobs that are exactly as they appear.

Here's a quickie scammer email that emanates from .... c'mon, you know .... Nigeria.


Dear Beneficiary,
Please be informed that you have $250,000,00 USD lodged in western
union office to be transferred to you in the ongoing United Nations 2013
compensation. for more details Contact:
EMAIL:westernuniononline@foxmail.com//mail.westernuniononline99@yahoo.co.uk.
HOTLINE: +2347068389583  


They kept it short and simple.  I decided to do the same in the edited reply:

Dear Beneficerary,
Please be informed that you have $250,000,00 USD lodged in the anal cavity of a seriously constipated hippo, and it seriously wants to maul the crap out of you when you come to claim it.  Contact:
EMAIL:westernuniononline@foxmail.com//mail.westernuniononline99@yahoo.co.uk.
HOTLINE: +2347068389583

 

*NOTE:  if your hotline is hindquartered in Nigeria, you KNOW it's gotta be gooooooooooooood....for nuthin'.  We're also the hindquarters of soeterodoesn'tcare telefraudic help center....please call, we need your personal informations since our email scams are lagging in effectiveness lately.  

 

 

While this drew no comment from Nigeria, it appears that someone from DC did check it out...and is jealous that the Nigerians are getting more calls than the soeterodoesn'tcare web blight.