The Pet Rocks Address Coronavirus

My pet rocks -- Seymour and Element -- are basking in the bucolic splendors of Louisiana at present.

And are terribly amused at the utter pandumbic the mediocres have ignited over coronavirus.

So they collected a few memes from hither and yon and asked that I post them to remind everyone that there are other things worth freaking out over.

Bear in mind that the pet rocks are just jealous 'cuz they have no hands they can wash...