The InAction Figure of 2016 (and before)

I thought my pet rock was going to projectile vomit when he seed this.

I was glad I hadn't eaten yet.

I guess that this is meant to mask the missing emails, the illegal server, the years of lies and misinformation that makes Hillary -- at least according to the Left -- the 'smartest woman in the world' and the 'inevitable president'.

I seem to remember that she was inevitable in 2008.

Oh, that's right...she was trumped by a records hiding, race card playing, Alinsky dedicated islamofascist appeaser and abject liar named Obola.

Too bad...I mean, I went out and bought the Hillary Nutcracker, just in case.

At least the maker of the 2015 'action doll' got something right.  No, not the lack of wrinkles:

Maybe the pants suit...though I reckon it'd be more fitting as a jail house orange jump suit:

No, what the doll maker got right was the hips.  The hips of the nut cracker were NOT to scale.

Of course, there's some spirited debate on just what kind of 'action' figure ol' Hill is:

Yeah, she'd rather we forget about the "taking sniper fire in Bosnia" which was discredited almost as fast as a Brian Williams NBC Nightly News segment.  Her "cattle futures" trading.  Her missing/reappearing Rose Law Firm billing records.  Her getting fired from the Watergate investigative committee for lying and unethical behavior; her "pretty in pink" press conference where she came up with the "vast right wing conspiracy" going after ol' Bill and his lying about intern genital humidors.  What's going on with and WHO is giving billions to the 'Clinton Foundation' that's getting spent in untold ways:

Exactly what it was she accomplished while Secretary of State...apart from convincing our enemies that we're weak and inept with Obola at the helm...was illegally not following the rules regarding emails, email accounts and saving records required legally by her job:

She certainly left the rest of the world in more chaos than she and her boss, Obola, found it:

She lost $6 BILLION in her State Department during her stewardship that has not as yet been accounted for.  And she plans to follow her Marxist boss' footsteps domestically as well:

At any rate, there you have it:  some hopeful entremanure has come out with a Hillary action figure doll in time for 2016.  I wonder if it can do what she does better than about anyone in DC:

Though, I reckon I should coiffer my bets here...by taking out and dusting off that Hillary Nutcracker, just in case America "doesn't wake up", with or without a hashtag.

Eating Respondents

I certainly know how to fowl an email edit.

*Ducking boos and throwd giblets*

A scammer has invited me to an international conference that's in two parts:  the first part's in Kaliforlornia; the second part in Senegal.

I know what you're thinking, but that's not an upscale 'burb of what's left of Deadtroit.  Though it might pass for upscale.

At any rate, here's the scam:

Dear Colleague,

The International Organization For Human Right (IOHR) is delighted to
invite you to participate in our forth-coming International Conference on
(Child Abuse, HIV/AIDS, Racism And Human Trafficking). These event will
begins from (April 15th-18th 2014) in California, United States and (April
22nd-25th 2014) in Dakar-Senegal. I am honored to invite you to attend
this events as my guest.

For more details and registration requirement, kindly contact the
secretariat office via:[secretary.usa@qq.com]. You should also inform the
secretariat Office that you were invited to participate by (Ms.stephanie
jones) a staff member of the International Organization For Human Right
(IOHR).

Note that the Organizing Committee and Our donor sponsors will take the
full responsibility of all registered participants Visa processing for the
United States & Senegal respectively. That will include your Round trip
air tickets to both events. While delegates will only be responsible for
his/her own hotel accommodation in Dakar-Senegal were the second phase of
the event will be held. I do hope you can make time in your busy schedule
to attend these conference and share your ideas on the above conference
topics.

For more information and any further clarification concerning this event,
do not hesitate to contact me through my personal e-mail:
(stephaniejones814@yahoo.com).

Thanks for your kind co-operation.

Ms. stephanie jones.
International Organization For Human Right (IOHR).
Los angeles, california
United States of America. 


A scammer that obviously watches pmsnbc and has joined the low information crowd.

And here's what I dun to their song, Ma:

Dear Colleague,

The International Organization For Eating Tasty Humans (IOETH) is delighted to
invite you to participate in our forth-coming International BBQ Conference on
Proper Culinaries Regarding Eating Humans. These event will
begins from (April 15th-18th 2014) in Kaliforlornia, where we will discuss

proper preparation detail, and then  (April 22nd-25th 2014) in Dakar-Senegal,

where we will cook and eat selected attendees according to local customs and

menus. I am honored to invite you to attend this events as my guest and entree.

For more details and registration requirement, kindly contact the
secretariat office via:[secretary.usa@qq.com]. You should also inform the
secretariat Office that you were invited to participate by (Ms.stephanie
jones) a staff member of the International Organization For Eating Tasty Humans

(IOETH).

Note that the Organizing Committee and Our donor sponsors will take the
full responsibility of all registered participants Visa processing for the
United States & Senegal respectively. That will include your Round trip
air tickets to Kaliforlornia event; those of you chosen as entress will only

need one way ticket to Senegal.  While specially chosed delegates will only

be responsible for his/her own limited hotel accommodation in Dakar-Senegal

until culinarily rendered. I do hope you can make time in your busy schedule
to attend these conference and share your edibles with the rest of us.

For more information and any further clarification concerning this event,
do not hesitate to contact me through my personal e-mail:
(stephaniejones814@yahoo.com).

Thanks for your kind co-operation.

Ms. stephanie jones.
International Organization For Eating Tasty Humans (IOETH).
Fast Ubanga's Finger 'n Other Parts Human BBQ

Dakar, Senegal

"Don't Knock It Until We Try You...Then What Difference It Make?"

Wasn't it nice of me to add the 'Hillary' touch at the end?

At any rate, neither the scammer nor any of their peers and colleagues chose to respond to this edit.  They might be writing directly to the scammer...to sign up   ;-)