Sunday, March 9, 2014

Eating Respondents

I certainly know how to fowl an email edit.

*Ducking boos and throwd giblets*

A scammer has invited me to an international conference that's in two parts:  the first part's in Kaliforlornia; the second part in Senegal.

I know what you're thinking, but that's not an upscale 'burb of what's left of Deadtroit.  Though it might pass for upscale.

At any rate, here's the scam:

Dear Colleague,

The International Organization For Human Right (IOHR) is delighted to
invite you to participate in our forth-coming International Conference on
(Child Abuse, HIV/AIDS, Racism And Human Trafficking). These event will
begins from (April 15th-18th 2014) in California, United States and (April
22nd-25th 2014) in Dakar-Senegal. I am honored to invite you to attend
this events as my guest.

For more details and registration requirement, kindly contact the
secretariat office via:[
secretary.usa@qq.com]. You should also inform the
secretariat Office that you were invited to participate by (Ms.stephanie
jones) a staff member of the International Organization For Human Right
(IOHR).

Note that the Organizing Committee and Our donor sponsors will take the
full responsibility of all registered participants Visa processing for the
United States & Senegal respectively. That will include your Round trip
air tickets to both events. While delegates will only be responsible for
his/her own hotel accommodation in Dakar-Senegal were the second phase of
the event will be held. I do hope you can make time in your busy schedule
to attend these conference and share your ideas on the above conference
topics.

For more information and any further clarification concerning this event,
do not hesitate to contact me through my personal e-mail:
(
stephaniejones814@yahoo.com).

Thanks for your kind co-operation.

Ms. stephanie jones.
International Organization For Human Right (IOHR).
Los angeles, california
United States of America. 



A scammer that obviously watches pmsnbc and has joined the low information crowd.

And here's what I dun to their song, Ma:

Dear Colleague,

The International Organization For Eating Tasty Humans (IOETH) is delighted to
invite you to participate in our forth-coming International BBQ Conference on
Proper Culinaries Regarding Eating Humans. These event will
begins from (April 15th-18th 2014) in Kaliforlornia, where we will discuss
proper preparation detail, and then  (April 22nd-25th 2014) in Dakar-Senegal,
where we will cook and eat selected attendees according to local customs and
menus. I am honored to invite you to attend this events as my guest and entree.

For more details and registration requirement, kindly contact the
secretariat office via:[
secretary.usa@qq.com]. You should also inform the
secretariat Office that you were invited to participate by (Ms.stephanie
jones) a staff member of the International Organization For Eating Tasty Humans
(IOETH).

Note that the Organizing Committee and Our donor sponsors will take the
full responsibility of all registered participants Visa processing for the
United States & Senegal respectively. That will include your Round trip
air tickets to Kaliforlornia event; those of you chosen as entress will only
need one way ticket to Senegal.  While specially chosed delegates will only
be responsible for his/her own limited hotel accommodation in Dakar-Senegal
until culinarily rendered. I do hope you can make time in your busy schedule
to attend these conference and share your edibles with the rest of us.

For more information and any further clarification concerning this event,
do not hesitate to contact me through my personal e-mail:
(
stephaniejones814@yahoo.com).

Thanks for your kind co-operation.

Ms. stephanie jones.
International Organization For Eating Tasty Humans (IOETH).
Fast Ubanga's Finger 'n Other Parts Human BBQ
Dakar, Senegal
"Don't Knock It Until We Try You...Then What Difference It Make?"
Wasn't it nice of me to add the 'Hillary' touch at the end?

At any rate, neither the scammer nor any of their peers and colleagues chose to respond to this edit.  They might be writing directly to the scammer...to sign up   ;-)

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2 Comments:

Blogger Sandee said...

Yes, it was nice of you to add the Hillary touch to this. I wonder if they'll get that? Probably not.

Have a fabulous day. My best to Seymour. :)

09 March, 2014 10:26  
Anonymous Debbie said...

International Organization For Eating Tasty Humans (IOETH) Good one.

What about International Organization of Heterosexual Rights (IOHR)

International Association of Official Human Rights Agencies (IAOHRA) Not to be confused with the UNofficial human rights agencies.

Oklahoma Hot Rod Association (OHRA)

What about the Official Organization of Pet Rocks? (OOPR)

Debbie
Right Truth
http://www.righttruth.typepad.com



10 March, 2014 17:46  

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