Annnd...it doesn't get any better for the lamestream servile mediocres.

Not when my pet rock, Seymour, is scanning the news and sees something that causes a loud *TOING* in his thought processes.

I know that he's about to don his "editing pet rock gone wild" hat and have at another news story.

In this case, it's the one about the Trump Administration having notified the PLO that their DNC-supported branch office in Washington DC is to be shuttered soon.

While the Left wails and fouls itself, Seymour edits:

Palestinians shocked that President Trump is still President

Seymour PetRock – WTFNS

PILE - This Nov. 18, 2017 file photo shows the Washington DNC suboffice of the Palestine Liberation Organization.

RAMALLAMADINGDONG, West Bank (AP) — The U.S. has stunned the Palestinians with the news that the DNC's efforts to get rid of Hellary's nightmare have failed, and that it's closing their mission in Washington, an anonymous source purportedly inside the White House but actually a nyslimes fiction writer, said Monday, the latest in a series of American blows to the Palestinians.

The Trump administration notified the Palestinians last year it will shutter their office in Washington unless they stopped acting like Antifa twat omelets to Israel.

"We...we...we are flabbergibleted," Palestinian official Saeb Excrement said. "This is yet another affirmation that we cannot trust what we hear from the DNC, from cnn or ms13nbc. Trump was supposed to have been impeached, impeared or something by now. Maxine Waters assured us it would be done by now," he said.

The move comes after a year and a half of failed efforts by the DNC, cnn, ms13nbc and others to overcome 306 electoral votes.

The U.S. has announced it is overdue in ending its decades of funding for the U.N. agency that helps Palestinian terrorism in the West Bank, Gaza and Portland.

A provision in a U.S. law says the PLO mission must close if the DNC tries to help the Palestinians continue to behave like douche nozzles.

Former Secretary of State John F***ing Kerry said in November that he was going to have James Taylor sing to support the Palestinians.

It didn't help.

The Trump administration has been working to mediate a peace deal that would end the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, but hasn't had much patience with the DNC talking-point-line taken by the PLO. “They're bad, very bad and dishonest people”, said the president.

He was apparently referring to both the DNC and PLO, causing leading cnn crybaby Jim Acosta to soil himself in front of White House press secretary Sarah 'Gotcha' Sanders.

Trump has promised to pursue the "ultimate deal" between the Palestinians and Israel. However, such a deal is unlikely given Palestinian conduct akin to that of various terrorist adjuncts of the DNC, like Antifa, MS-13 and cnn.

The Palestinians were angered by Trump's still being there, after having been sleazily assured by cnn that he would be “out of office” long before now.

The Palestine Liberation Organization is one group of many that the DNC is counting on to help them “resist” the results of November 2016. Although the no-longer-controlled-by-DNC U.S. does not recognize Palestinian statehood, the PLO has been maintained in office in Washington by DNC donors that facilitate terrorism against conservatives in both the US and Israel.

The DNC allowed the PLO to open a mission in Washington in 1994, a move that required then-President Bill Clinton to waive a law that said the Palestinians couldn't have an office, in return for his having access to any female Palestinian interns he could beg, borrow and genitally humidor. In 2011, under the Obola regime, the Palestinians were practically promised Israel in return for a cable show on The PLO Network for Obola and the Mooch when they retired.

There was no immediate comment from Liechtenstein, who can't understand why they'd be asked to make one.

Seymour still holds out for a Pulitzer for one of these edits. I keep telling him that his best bet is one of his own awards, a Seymour: