Skunkfeathers: Such A Lovely Scam

The template seems a popular one: a scammer contacts my character to find out if my character is alive or dead, and inform him that someone is trying to claim my character's "fund" by claiming he's dead.

*Yawn*

My character can usually drive the scammers on these a bit insane with a simple demonstration of total indifference and generosity.

Here's the latest ploy:

Attention,Dear Email Address Owner,

How are you today? I am Mr Mohamed Usman a delegate from the united nation office regrade of your Fund,your name and your email address is
listed Three person to paid Win VICTIMS Compensation fund $4,500,000 million each and your Name and your mail address is listed approved to
pay the Compensation fund,Mr Roy Martin said you have sent them to claim the fund as next of kins of the fund and He forwarded us address
below to send the fund $4,500,000 million on your behalf to them? are you where of this person? or do you want person to claim your payment?
get back to us immediately to avoiding release your payment fund to wrong person.

Name..Mr Roy Martin
ADDRESS..1121 Odena RD Sylacauga,AL - Florida 35150
> Telepone..1-296-080-6501

Do you sent any person to claim your fund or not?i am writing to let you know if this is true or not.edited in this transfer is $4,500,000 million and is a huge amount of money and this man is getting us confusing on what he is saying.We wish to inform you that United Nation and the (ECOWAS) have instructed us to send you the sum of $4,500,000 million.from your winning VICTIMS Compensation fund,$5000 dollar will sent to you twice daily $10,000 dollar through Money Gram office as first collection of which you will be recovering every day until the total sum of $4,500,000 million is completely transfer to you.

This is the final notice you are going to receive the payment from Money Gram office,do you get me? I hope you understand how many times this message has been sent to you or are you not ready to receive your fund? Which have been mapped to your name today,moreover reconfirm your full information to the Money GRAM office to pick up your first payment of $5000 dollar daily without delay,Contact Money Gram Agent ( Mr Tony Brawn ): on this Tel:+: +2296934673017.

Kindly Contact Money Gram Agent:
( Mr Tony Brawn )
Reply To This Email: ((( moneygramofiicce@gmail.com ))).
Tel:+: +2296934673017
Preferred Payment Method

As result of the information we got I told them to wait until I hear from you today or tomorrow,to know if you are still interested or not to receive this fund.lets release your full Reference of your $5000 installment once we confirm your information's as soon as you receive this message response.

YOUR FULL NAME:........
YOUR FULL CONTACT ADDRESS:.........
YOUR COUNTRY:.....................
YOUR MOBILE PHONE NUMBER:............
YOUR MARITAL STATUS AND AGE:.

IMF Agent
Mr Mohamed Usman.

Of course, my character is supposed to respond that he's alive and wants his fund.

*Wink snort guffaw*

But my character is not so minded...witness thus:

Yes, I did send other people to collect teh fund. Yes I did, yes I
did, yes I did, and they thank you.

In fact, I turned it into a big game of Pokémon Go, ACOWSASS style.

I sent an invite to the first 10,000 respondents and challenged them

all to go for the fund...the first that gets there, gets it. They must

of course run the Nigerian/Benin obstacle course successfully,

surviving dying widows, deposed princes, witch doctors, fine young

cannibals, Australian cruise line jobs, UK banks, Russian mail-order

brides, hacked ATM cards, flying minkeys and getting blamed for

Hellary's 2016 election loss. The latter might be the biggest

challenge of all. Or not. It didn't hurt South Park.