Bad Mooo-d Rising

That picture is always sure to upset friends of the blithering idiot cortez broad from NY.

But I digress...only sorta.

Got notified that my character had won yet another online lottery.  *Yawn*  Except for one tiny little thang:  who the email was from.

Moo Susan.

Moo Susan?

Yup...Moo Susan.

Here 'tis:

From:  Moo Susan (moo0110moo@yahoo.com)

We thank you for your patronage all past years by using the Internet. GOOGLE and MICROSOFT two major providers of Internet products globally collect all email addresses of people active on-line, among millions that subscribed to few from other e-mail providers. Your email address has won the prize
We happily announce to you as winner of $1m US dollars from Google and Microsoft online award

500 people are selected every year to benefit from this promotion and you are one of the Selected Winners. Winners shall be paid in accordance with his/her Settlement Center. ASIA, EUROPE, AFRICA, AND USA

Google and Microsoft Prize Award must be claimed no later than 30 days, from date of Draw Notification. Any prize not claimed within this period will be forfeited. Stated below are your identification numbers: BATCH NUMBER: GVMC/09/CC444 , REF NUMBER: 2011831099,     WINNING NUMBER:   16 19  25 32  49 

You are advised to contact our fiduciary agent and send your winning identification numbers for your payment:  

Contact Your Appointed Agent 

Contact person: Owen Well Born

 1. Full Name:

2. Contact Address:

3.  Mobile / Telephone Number:

4   Age

5. Gender:

6. Country:
7. Occupation: 

8. Batch Number: 

9. Reference Number:

10. Winning Number:     

Yours Faithfully,   (Coordinator/ Promotion Manager)    
............................................................ .............................. ..............................

"Do not reply back to the sender's address or the source email address, it is sent via computer virtual assistance for response will not be read my Human but computer" Therefore you must contact the fiduciary agents by phone and email address provided above    "
Copyright (c) 1999-2019 National Lottery International Promotion Inc. All rights reserved.  

 

My character had no idea how easy it was going to prove to discombobulate the scammer by the askance of a simple question.  But that's how it went:

 

 

...Moo...Susan???  

 

 

THANKS FOR YOUR EMAIL BUT PLEASE SEND ME ALL THIS INFO

1. Full Name:

2. Contact Address:

3.  Mobile / Telephone Number:

4   Age

5. Gender:

6. Country:
7. Occupation: 

OWEN   

 

 

First my question...Moo Susan?  

 

 

She has nothing to do with this promotion.  Please forward the informations we need from you to proceed.  

 

 

But...Moo Susan?  And how can you say she has nothing to do with this promotion?  SHE SENT IT TO ME.  

 

 

FORGET ABOUT HER.  SHE IS NOT PART OF THIS NOW SEND THE INFORMATIONS REQUESTED.  TIME IS NOT ON OUR SIDE.  

 

 

Time's on your side if you have a pocket watch.  But you speak untruly because it was Moo Susan that sent me this.  I demand to know what you have done with Moo Susan. 

 

 

FOR LAST TIME YOU FORGET ABOUT HER???????  JUST SEND THE INFORMATIONS NEEDED TO FINISH OUR BUSINESS.  

 

 

It would not be right of me to forget about Moo Susan as callously as you have.  I will be happy to send my informations once you tell me what you've done with Moo Susan. 

 

 

She works in different place.  Now please you must send the informations so we can complete.  

 

 

What different place? 

 

 

STOP WITH HER!!!!!!!  JUST SEND THE INFORMATIONS!!!!! 

 

 

It's clear to me that you're extremely jealous of Moo Susan and you've done something with her.  This goes no further until you arrange for me to have speaks with Moo Susan!!!!

 

 

IDIOT  

 

 

Twat waffle.   I demand you produce Moo Susan.  The world wonders. 

 

 

The mystery of Moo Susan will forever after linger in the anals of online lottery scams.  What isn't in doubt -- at least here -- is that Owen is extremely jealous of her.