Online Marriage Counseling Be Like This
Scammers are always seeking new angles.
For quite a while, it was spell casters that were "repairing lost marriages" among other things.
Now, we gots us just a typical scam counselor with the name of....Dr. Unity. Bear witness to the unsolicited testimonial sent my character by one of his 'patients':
Hey guys,
I’m so excited my broken Marriage has been restored.
“We recently made up, even though it was difficult. It’s been
more than a month now, and everything feels like it’s returned to
normal. He has begun to treat me better, and it’s been a healing
process for both of us. The nightmare that had lasted for almost
2 years before we broke up is finally over. It’s like we fell in
love all over again! We’ve both put the past behind us, and are
trying to move forward – and for the first time in a long time,
the future looks a lot brighter.
I can’t express in words how grateful I am Dr Unity! It’s like
we’ve finally rediscovered those things about each other that
made us fall in love in the first place. All of the worrying and
stress has simply vanished.
Thank you Dr Unity for saving my broken Marriage and brought my
husband back to me!”.
Me and my husband are living together happily again.. All thanks
to Dr Unity. If you have any love or marriage, health Spiritual
problem contact Dr.Unity now and i guarantee you that he will
help you.
Email him at: unitydrcares330@gmail.com,
but before you email him you can aks me anything you wish to this
is my private number text or whatsapp only please.
(916) 572-7518
Sarah, 38 years,Sacramento, USA.
Ain't that precious?
Not.
My pet rock, Seymour, is a bit sentimental about marriages and such, having been married once hisself and then playing the field as a care-free, devil-may-care pet rock. And he couldn't wait to tear into the email from Dr. Unity's scam:
From: Sarah Wells <info@cares.com>
Sent: Friday, July 5, 2019 3:36 AM
To: sebastianlipshitz09@gmail.com
Subject: Dr. Unity Could Care Less
Hey gender array,
“We recently made up sexual fantasies, even though it was difficult.
I can’t express in words how disgusted I am Dr Unity! It’s like
we’ve finally discovered those unspeakably perverted things
Email him if you're totally insane at: unitydrcares330@gmail.com,
Or you can contact his trained primate at (916) 572-7518
Ask for Big Ass Sarah.
I'm now waiting to see if Dr. Unity will offer to treat my pet rock for half-price.
"Are NOT!!! PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!"
For quite a while, it was spell casters that were "repairing lost marriages" among other things.
Now, we gots us just a typical scam counselor with the name of....Dr. Unity. Bear witness to the unsolicited testimonial sent my character by one of his 'patients':
Hey guys,
I’m so excited my broken Marriage has been restored.
“We recently made up, even though it was difficult. It’s been
more than a month now, and everything feels like it’s returned to
normal. He has begun to treat me better, and it’s been a healing
process for both of us. The nightmare that had lasted for almost
2 years before we broke up is finally over. It’s like we fell in
love all over again! We’ve both put the past behind us, and are
trying to move forward – and for the first time in a long time,
the future looks a lot brighter.
I can’t express in words how grateful I am Dr Unity! It’s like
we’ve finally rediscovered those things about each other that
made us fall in love in the first place. All of the worrying and
stress has simply vanished.
Thank you Dr Unity for saving my broken Marriage and brought my
husband back to me!”.
Me and my husband are living together happily again.. All thanks
to Dr Unity. If you have any love or marriage, health Spiritual
problem contact Dr.Unity now and i guarantee you that he will
help you.
Email him at: unitydrcares330@gmail.com,
but before you email him you can aks me anything you wish to this
is my private number text or whatsapp only please.
(916) 572-7518
Sarah, 38 years,Sacramento, USA.
Ain't that precious?
Not.
My pet rock, Seymour, is a bit sentimental about marriages and such, having been married once hisself and then playing the field as a care-free, devil-may-care pet rock. And he couldn't wait to tear into the email from Dr. Unity's scam:
From: Sarah Wells <info@cares.com>
Sent: Friday, July 5, 2019 3:36 AM
To: sebastianlipshitz09@gmail.com
Subject: Dr. Unity Could Care Less
Hey gender array,
I’m so excited...and I just can't hide it...I'm about to bust a nut
and I think I like it.
My broken Marriage has been blowd to smithereens.
“We recently made up sexual fantasies, even though it was difficult.
Especially the one with the inflatable hellary sex toy, the aoc toilet
paper and a yak. It’s been more than a month now, and everything
has turned to abject sh*t. He declared himself to be an octosexual
orthopod and is now prostituting for a manatee gang in Florida.
The nightmare that had lasted for almost 2 years before I realized
that I didn't need a dildo to do an emu is finally over; I shot the
emu. It’s like the biggest turkey dinner ever! Now he's not a he,
and I'm not a me, and the emu's digested, and sex with Hellary
sex toys, aoc toilet paper and yaks is all the rage in Nigeria. And
neither of us know what bathroom to use.
For the first time in a long time, I'm going to throw up.
I can’t express in words how disgusted I am Dr Unity! It’s like
we’ve finally discovered those unspeakably perverted things
about each other that made us go off the rails, jump the shark,
turn totally whackadoodle and begin living lives of totally useless
people. F**k you Dr Unity for totally burying my Marriage and
now have me trying to date and have sex with flightless birds!”.
All thanks to Dr Unity.
Bastard.
If you have any mental issues, the f**king LAST PLACE ON
THIS OR ANY OTHER PLANET YOU WANT TO GO is to Dr. Unity!
I guarantee you that he will turn your life into a South Park
episode.
Email him if you're totally insane at: unitydrcares330@gmail.com,
Or you can contact his trained primate at (916) 572-7518
Ask for Big Ass Sarah.
I'm now waiting to see if Dr. Unity will offer to treat my pet rock for half-price.
"Are NOT!!! PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!"
Labels: Dr. Unity scam, editing email scams for fun and scammer annoyance, online counseling scams, Seymour the 'editing gone wild' pet rock
1 Comments:
This rewrite is so Seymour. Yes it is.
Have a fabulous day, Seymour. My best to Mike and Element. ♪♫♪♫
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