More Online Job Scams And The Resume To End All
Then there are welfare cheats, liberals, millennial cupcakes...and online scammers.
Online scammers like to use the scam of representing an online employer with an offer one can't refuse.
This one can, but I digress.
Here's a badly played scam:
Jaka Construction Company Canada.
- I worked in a quality control job in an ordnance factory, quality inspecting 81mm mortar rounds. Until they saw how I was testing them, that is. But it's okay...I'm completely healed, and insurance handled the rest.
- I was hijacked by a UFO, taken away to a far away planet, and forced to appear on an alien talk show...I think it was Jerry Riveratoid. I got sent back because I farted during the show, which, in that environment, was akin to a WMD. I think the axis of their orbit was affected, too.
- I had my non-existent company, Bonco, UnInc., make up a whole slew of products for people to buy that will never work. Kinda like Ronco and K-Tel. But Bonco's still around. Neener.
- I received federal grant money to prove that the wiggliing of my ears doesn't cause global warming. It was revoked when I caused a magnetic anomaly that sent the USS Nimitz briefly back to 1941, where it almost screwed up history. My bad.
- Though, in 2010, wiggling my ears on February 2, caused Punxsutawny Phil to misforecast the end of winter. He got blamed. I'm still getting groundhog hate mail.
- A BS, masters and a pHd in crustaceanology from the International Crustacean Obedience Training Institute in Vaduz, Liechtenstein. Which I used to bait a subscription scammer in '05, Madison's Who's Who. Even they had to laugh when they figgered it out.
- An Associate Degree in Administration of Justice from a local community college; what a waste. I liked donuts without the damned degree.
- One afternoon out behind the wood shed with Mary Lou, where I learned that cooties wuz a myth. And I also learned somethin' else: I had sub Olympic-quality sprint speed, outrunning her daddy's 12 gauge rock salt protest...
- And what I learnt at a young age about electricity, conductivity, and YOWZA, all from being talked into peeing on an electric fence...*woo*
Labels: baiting email scammers for fun and annoyance, online job scam
1 Comments:
That was some fart if you messed up their axis. Wow, I'm impressed.
Have a fabulous day, Mike. My best to Seymour and Element. ☺
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