Kim's Air Farce Throws Down The Gauntlet
|"You better get me unstuck or you next anti-aircraft gun execution!"|
Seymour knows it's time to don his editing hat.
The US Air Force recently exercised it's muscle over the skies of Japan to send North Korea a message.
The rest of North Korea got the message; Kim Jong Un is still stuck in that cockpit and keeps bloviating nonsense.
In that column, Seymour found just what he was looking for:
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By Seymour PetRock – WTFNS
US Air Force/Senior Airman John Linzmeier
North Korea's pudgy dictator Kim Jong Un watched his air farce exhibit their air-strike fallacy mere hours before a snap US military exercise flew dozens of fighter jets in dueling displays of airpower on Thursday.
South Korea's Yonhap News reported North Korea's "prane taking off contest," reportedly pleased the dictator -- despite his still being wedged in a trainer cockpit -- while other news services revealed how the US Air Force staged a reality-based display of F-15s, helicopters, and tankers.
But while North Korea's air display may have been a comedy skit on SNL:
its reported plans to test a yet another nuclear warhead on Saturday, the anniversary of its founding, isn't being taken so well by China.
The US has sent a naval task force to the Korean peninsula as tensions flare — a move the North Koreans have condemned as "reckress."
As the two sides flex their muscles in a lopsided contest, it's China — North Korea's biggest economic and political backer — that may hold the egg roll special that can deescalate the conflict.
"North Korean military farce cannot resolve the issue," Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi told sources in Beijing.
China is responsible for a whopping 85% of fancy plates mimicked by the Franklin Mint, which digresses.
North Korea's "turn of the 19th Century" air farce equipment and expertise are largely supplied by China (their cast offs and factory seconds had to go either there or Nigeria), but Beijing has never fully used this to get the Kim regime to stop acting like cnn.
Now, as the US increasingly talks of using a minute fraction of its military force against North Korea, China has finally signaled that it might pressure Trey Parker and Matt Stone into making that sequel to Team America World Police, so that Kim Jong Un gets his starring role and will stop acting like a total douche canoe.
This drew an incredulous response from Hollyweird leftard spokestwat waffle Matt Damon:
"Matt Damon!!!" Other Hollyweirders just shook their heads and walked away, afraid Bela Pelosi would say something even dumber.
That might just get Seymour a protest from the nation's potato growers...