A Pet Rock Edit For The Ages
He outdone hisself with this one.
Witness the meta-edit-asis as the email goes from how it originally arrived:
This is to inform you that your payment file has returned back to our
office, and the government is now aware of this your fund of $5,5
Million usd at this moment, and they returned your payment file in our
office for us to start sending your funds of $5,5 Million usd to you
through Western union so that you will receive $5000 twice daily until
the total amount of $5,5 Million usd scheduled in our office is
completely send to you.
Noticed for past years what made you not receiving your $5,5 Million
usd from our office is due to government have not approve your fund
and also you don’t have International transfer permit
certificate(I.T.P.C) which will help you in receiving your payment
from any western union in your Area. Do not contact any office again
except our western Union to avoid mistake because your payment file
and your fund of $5,5 Million usd has been scheduled in our office
right away, what holding us not start sending your fund today is that
Ministry of Finance has not sign and stamp your fund approval
certificate, and i have already take your fund approval certificate to
office of ministry of finance for him to sign and stamp it then to
enable us start sending your fund without any delay.
As you can see here is the MTCN Number of your first payment which we
credited for you today, track it with our website:www.westernunion.com, to confirm that your payment is (available to
1)Senders Name:: Holly Waldon
2)MTCN Number::: 7298423178
3)Amount::: $5000.00 USD.
Track it with our website:https://wumt.westernunion.com/asp/orderStatus.asp?country=CN or you
can call this number to confirm the payment of the MTCN Note that on
your reply this massage make sure you send the full information
Remember that the full details you can use to pick up this first
payment will be send to you once we receive the transfer charge of
$70.00, You have to treat urgent by reconfirming your full information
to us immediately you receive this massage to enable us start the
process of your payment immediately.
1.Your Full Name...
3.Your Tel Number....
8.copy of identity card___
Only $70. you will pay for sign and stamp your fund approval
certificate to enable ministry of finance sign and stamp your payment
file today to enable us start sending your fund to you,Contact us at
our Official E-mail Address( email@example.com ) and you have to
re-confirm us with your full information
once again congratulation in advance
Best Regard.Mr.Phillip William Odu
...to what Seymour turns it into:
From: Western Benin Lets Make A Deal Office <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Sent: Friday, October 14, 2016 1:24 PM
Subject: What's Behind Curtain Number Two
This is to inform you that your first choice -- the caramel asshole
office, and the government is now aware of your first bad choice in our
Noticed for past years what made you not receiving a prize worthy of
and also your cosmic muffin don’t have Intergalactic transfer permit
certificate (I.T.P.C) which will help you to allow geese to molest midgets
We want to avoid mistake because another season of The Benin
1.Your Full Name...
2. What You're Full Of...
3.Your Tel Number....
4.What's Occupied Your Shorts Lately.......
8.Copy of anyone's identity card cuz we're running short.....
All this and less for only $70. You pay this and we'll know that you're
our unofficial E-mail Address ( email@example.com ) and you have to
re-confirm that goat sex in the Middle East is only R rated in the Democrapic
Mr.Phillip William Odu until next Thursday when he becomes Mrs Wilhemina Idid
OK HERE I AM
HON MR.MARK SMITH
That's good. We should all be somewhere.
YES WHAT DID YOU MEAN PLS
Then he finally read the email and that ended that...for now.
At any rate, this was a Seymour edit for the ages, and will most certainly get Lena Dunham upset because Seymour didn't hit on her.
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