Sunday, July 10, 2016

Not The Reply They Expected

When Zenith Bank from some dubious location in Africa writ to my character, seeking to find out if my character had authorized someone in Califorlornia to have access to $10 Million USD that belonged to my character, there was a moment that wasn't long enough for a justifiable "WTF?"

Here's their email ploy:

Zenith Bank Plc.
84 Ajose Street
Victoria Island
Lagos, Nigeria.
Mobil line +234-8120695218
Office +234-7030775665
                             CHANGES OF BENEFICIARY
Attn: Beneficiary,
This is the second time we are notifying you about this said fund. We hereby send to you the information submitted by Mr. John T. Kehoe U.S.A of California, with an application to receive your Award Payment of $10,000.000.00.on your behalf from this bank.
Please as a matter of urgency, you are required to verify the following information and inform us if you are aware or know anything about this. This morning Mr. John T. Kehoe came to the office claiming that you have instructed him to come and receive the payment on your behalf with some representatives.
I have ask them to come back tomorrow as they did not provide any power of an attorney from you which will proof that you thoroughly send them, This was to enable me contact you to verify how genuine this people are to you.
Firstly. Did you instruct one Mr. John T. Kehoe of 122 Fitch Way, Sacramento, Ca. 95864. whose information's is below, to claim and receive the payment on your behalf?
Secondly. Did you sign any 'Deed of Assignment' in his favor thereby making him the current beneficiary with the following account details:
Account Name: Mr. John T. Kehoe Group Ltd,
A/C #USD114-25567-8,
Bank Name: Bank Of America
Swift Code: SCBL 11K111.
Finally, you are hereby advised to indicate to this honorable Bank with immediate effect, if you are the person that instructed Mr. John T. Kehoe to come for the claim of your fund worth of $10,000.000.00. NOTE: your full name and telephone number is needed for communications.
We wait for your call on +234-8120695218 or email at < remittancedepartment_z@yahoo.co.za> and urgent respond to this bank so that you will be giving an immediate
Response.
Yours sincerely,
Dr. James Ovia Glory.
Head of Operations.
Zenith Bank Plc  


Now for the reply they were probably not expecting from my character:

Mr. John T. Kehoe of Califorlornia USA, is free to have the award payment of $10,000,000 that he has applied for.  I hereby do authorize and approve John T. Kehoe to have the fund, the whole fund, and nothing but the fund.  

Bank of America is free to release to this Account Name:  

Mr. John T. Kehoe Group Ltd,
A/C #USD114-25567-8,
Bank Name: Bank Of America
Swift Code: SCBL 11K111.
 
all the monies requested by Mr. John T. Kehoe of 122 Fitch Way, Sacramento, Ca. 95864.
 
This release is to be arranged soonest and has my full and irrevocable approval.
 
I have the honor to be,
Jack N. Ewehoff
******* City CO 8****
***-***-****
"Generosity is my middle name.  Who's bloody idea was that?".  
 
 
If you were thinking that this created yet another disappointed bunch of Nigerians -- as I expected it would -- we were both wrong.

PART II Follows...
 


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2 Comments:

Blogger Sandee said...

Off topic but the IRS called me a few days ago and said they are suing us. I can't wait to see what they are suing us for.

Have a fabulous day. Seymour and Element say hello. They are on our cruise with us. ☺

10 July, 2016 08:47  
Blogger Skunkfeathers said...

Sandee: I'm sure it was the *real* IRS too...*snort*

Tell Seymour that he cannot skip on water and avoid sinking. He sometimes has to be reminded of that.

11 July, 2016 05:55  

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