WHO Gets It First

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Got me an email from "the" World Health Organization, that read like this h'yar:

World Health Organization(WHO)

WHO Headquarters

Avenue Appia 20

1211

Geneva 27

Website; www.who.int

YOUR total FUND IS IN CARE OF THE WHO

            The World Health Organization (WHO) is a specialized agency of the United Nations (UN) that is concerned with international public health. It was established on 7 April 1948, headquartered in Geneva, Switzerland. The WHO is a member of the United Nations Development Group. Its predecessor, the Health Organization, was an agency of the League of Nations.

the united nations usually disburse funds every year to different individuals all over the world,The beneficiaries are been selected through honor, country appoint, humanitarian duties, and randomly email selections...

           You have been appointed this years lucky beneficiary and we would be very happy to assist you in getting your fund across to your country, all we need is your approval,,, it saddens us that most of these funds that the UNITED NATIONS GIVES OUT, doesn't actually gets to the desired destination, its either been cornered by the bank or BY the greedy officials working for the UNITED NATIONS,,, we have crooks every where and one have to be very careful,

the united nations boards doesn't even check if the fund is actually been delivered to the right beneficiary...

          So its in that regards that the united nations entrusted us the WHO to take care of your transaction till it gets to you, we are trusted with this because we have already sacrificed our time and life just for humanity, and this is a part of humanitarian work,, we can never treat you bad, just like all these fakes banks and companies whom have been handling your transactions for years and they keep on asking you for fees or documents...

        Please i want you to give us the permission to close this deal once and for all, we promise to get the fund across to you once you follow the instructions..

       The reasons you have not been receiving your funds is due to the fact that the agents or bank officials handling your transactions, are only after what they will benefit, so they devise these means to be estorting money from you, but i want you to know that i can never be a part to this evil plots, i have been helping people get there funds for the past three years and 2 months now with some days in it.. and i have never ever failed anyone, i wouldn't say its easy to get your fund across to you so easily, but i have my own method, thanks to my God father whom happened to be chief of IMF ,, He holds a very strong post at the IMF , and he will be standing as my attorney too, because he is a lawyer,,, so with that, i can be able to deliver your fund to you without any one stopping me, or asking for documents or fees,, this will be the easiest way to get your fund across to you,, all you have to do to get this done, is just approve of it, and you are to send just only $110 usd so that we can get the IMF seal from the IMF HEADQUARTER,,,with the help of my God father and the WHO ...

     please i want you to try and understand that im not here to deceive you, im only trying to find means on how to help you get your fund, i know i will be able to get this fund across to you without any problem or fees upon fees.. 

please just give me a benefit of a doubt, and entrust this transaction in my care, i will promise to put in my life if it comes to that, just to make sure you get this fund,,,  

     Im not going to ask for much just to help you,, i have a price , yes i sure do have a price,, but my price will have to be when i have fulfilled my promise by helping you get this fund across to you successfully...

 Yes, i work with the WHO as well, world health organisation,, so this is somehow a  way to raise funds for the sick children all over Africa,, so we voluntarily gave up our life just for mankind, we are diplomatic agents too, but we work for people, and in return when i have delivered the fund to you, you will give to my organisation just 7% of the fund, so we can use to fight poverty and hunger all over the world..

       Please allow me to deliver the fund to you, i will also use WHO immunity to get the fund across. i will help you get your fund, i know i can, just entrust this in my care and watch me do the rest..with the WHO SEAL, i can never be stopped by any person, be it any country...

I have successfully helped so many people, and i will help you today,, your fund is in total of $45 000 000 million usd, and all i need you to do, is send just $110 today so i could acquire the IMF permit, which will be the only obstacle i will face...

 I want you to have in mind that this is not going to be a bank transaction, the fund is with the UN FUNDING DEPARTMENT, banks has been denied to carry out transactions for now untill the rate of bank scams, with courier companies is resolved,

we the WHO will make sure you receive your fund..

I WOULD LIKE IT IF YOU WILL SEND ME YOUR FULL DETAILS..

NAME..

COUNTRY...

ADDRESS..

PHONE NUMBER....

i will also like you to send the fee to the office incharge so i can take up the transaction from there.. you can use western union, money gram. ria. wari

FORWARD THE FEE TO THE AGENT INVOLVED,,,

RECEIVERS NAME.... SAMUEL NWASOR

COUNTRY.. BENIN REPUBLIC

AMOUNT..$110

TEXT QUESTION... CODE

TEXT ANSWER... 101

please let us know when you have send the fee...

To contact a Member of Parliament, please contact the Information Service at:

Toll-free (WASHINTON): 1 (360) 362-7427

Telephone: 1 (613) 992-4700

TTY: 1 (559) 223-3513

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME   INSPECTOR DAVID ZONGO  

 

 

Very nice.  Now, let's see if the scammer can tell WHO hit John and from which direction:

 

 

Subject: YOU'RE IN CARE OF THE WHO

WHO (WHO)

WHO Hindquarters

Avenue Appia 20

1211

Geneva 27

Website; www.who.int

YOU'RE IN CARE OF THE WHO

            The WHO (WHO) is on first.  Depending on WHO you talk to, the WHO  was established in 1938, 1963 or 1964. WHO is on first, smashing guitars, or time leaping ever since.

           You have been appointed this years lucky benef**ktory and we would be very happy to assist you in getting ready to recite the entire WHO is on first routine to your country, all we need is your approval.  It saddens us that most of those we contact don't know that WHO is on first, what's on second, and I don't know is on third.  WHO wants to know WTF is up with that?

          So its in that regards that the united nations entrusted WHO to take care of your baseball knowledge, base guitars and time base jumping till it gets to you.  WHO WHO WHO...WHO are trusted with this because we have already sacrificed our time for to not be fooled again, and this is a part of what's on second, WHO can never treat I don't know on third, just like all these fake Pete Townsends whom have been mishandling guitars for years and they keep on asking you for what year it is that the Dr is in and whether Horton heard a who then or later...

 

        Please i want you to give WHO the permission to close this deal with Tomorrow and for all, we promise to get WHO to first once you follow the instructions..

       The reasons you have not been clear about WHO is due to the fact that the agents of darkness and foul balls are confusing What, I don't know and Roger Daltry for a time leaping Doctor of dubious antecedence and Yesterday.  Well, thanks to my God father whom happened to be chief of IMF, WTF and BFR, he holds a very strong post and WHO is well known to him and he will be standing beside himself as my atturkey because he is a member of the bar down the street...so with that, i can be able to get WHO on first without WHAT being THROWN OUT in 1997.  And you are to send just only $110 usd to WHO so that we can get the IMF seal to quit stealing fish from Fishyman's Woof near the IMF HINDQUARTERS.

     Please i want you to try and understand that WHO on first is here to deceive you, im only trying to find ways and means to get today and WHO to switch on first. 

please just give me a benefit of a doubt, and you'll come to doubt the benefit.  i will promise to put in my wife if it comes to that -- I never liked her anyway -- just to make sure you get f**ked...er..WHO on first.

 Yes, WHO is on first so this is somehow a  way to renew The Gong Show on Dimeolodian so it can be shown all over Africa, though cannibals flee when the WHO is smashing guitars on the Smothers Brothers show.

       Please allow WHO to deliver 2003 to you all over again on first at the next concert where Townsend's belly falls out of his shirt during a Super Bowl  i know i can, just entrust this in my care and watch me screw the rest..with the WHO seal -- a fish stealing little bastard -- i can never be stopped by any person, be it any country... 

I WOULD LIKE IT IF YOU WILL SEND ME YOUR FULL DETAILS..

NAME..

COUNTRY...

ADDRESS..

PHONE NUMBER....

WHO is where?

i will also like you to send the fee to WHO on first so i don't know can advance from third.

FORWARD THE FEE TO THE AGENT INVOLVED,,,

RECEIVERS NAME.... WHO

COUNTRY.. BENIN REPUGNANT

AMOUNT..$110

TEXT QUESTION... On first

TEXT ANSWER... What's on second

please let WHO know that I don't know is on third and whether or not Horton heard that.

To contact a Member of Parliament, Marlboro, Lucky Strike, Camel, Chesterfields or some cheesy generic brand, please get off your ass and go to a nearby convenience store.

Toll-free (WASHINTON): 1 (360) 362-7427

Telephone: 1 (613) 992-4700

TTY: 1 (559) 223-3513

THANK WHO FOR YOUR TIME

INSPECTOR DAVID ZONGO

INSPECTOR OF WHO?  

 

 

The poor scammer didn't apparently understand what hit his email when he heard from my character:

 

 

I do not understand what this means?  

 

Horton hears a who...how about you?  

 

 

As a result of the ensuing silence, I guess I won't be getting my money from Who's on first or any of the others...