More Illuminincompoops Try Their Luck

The more the various Nigerian Illuminincompoops try, the more they fail.

This latest one would try testing parachutes that open on impact, me thinks:


WELCOME TO THE GREAT ILLUMINATI CULT
Are you a business man or an Artist, Politicians and you want to become big, Powerful and famous in the world, join us to become one of our official member today. you shall be given an ideal chance to visit
the Illuminati and his representative after registrations is completed
by you, no sacrifice, or human life needed, Illuminati cult brings
along wealth and famous in life, you have a full access to eradicate
poverty away from your life now. it only a member who is been
initiated into the church of Illuminati have the authority to bring
any member to the church, so before you contact anybody you must be
link by who is already a member, Join us today and realize your
dreams. we also help out our member in protection of drugs pushing,
once you become a member you will be rich and famous for the rest of
your life, Illuminati make their member happy,after initiation you
will be given the sum of 2 MILLION DOLLARS AND A HOUSE IN ANY PART OF
THE WORLD...  


My pet rock, Seymour -- fresh from his road trip to West Virginia and ever ready to mess widda illuminincompoop -- edited it thus:


WELCOME TO THE LOWLIFE ILLUMINUMBNUTS CULT
Are you a dung beetle, termite infested tree stump, or just an abject dumbass

from Nigeria or thereabouts and you want to become an even lower life twit

by joining us to become one of our official member today, and become one

of the biggest jokes in the world where average people laugh their asses off

at you and you are recognized as the intellectual equal to a goat turd.

illuminatitempleofriches1@gmail.com

To join our Illuminumbnuts arrrganization after registrations is completed
by you, you must sacrifice a herd of domestic animals chosen by us.
This will bring nothing good into your life, but it will bring us the

satisfaction to know that we've found another mugu dumbass out there

that we could sucker.  it only a member who is been initiated into the fouled

pants of Illuminumbnuts and uses a baphomet dildo that have the authority to bring
any member to the church, so before you contact anybody you must be
link by who is already a member in suck ass standing with genital warts.

Join us today and realize your biggest mistake in life was doing so! 

 

And it quickly became apparent that we not dealing with any ordinary illuminincompoop:  

 

 

that not what i write!  you take change by upset powers behind your comprehend!  

 

 

Eh...one Nigerian illuminincompoop is like all Nigerian illuminincompoops.  And this is exactly what you write!   PHFFFFFFFT!  

 

 

no is not!  you are handed our temple for punishment!  you will see!  

 

 

Yes is too!!!  I PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFT on your temple and I PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT on you!  See THIS!

 

i warn you not again and you not write for forgive because it too late for you.  

 

 

You just guarantee that I write you in perpetuity, Poodle Lips.  I laughingly DEFY another Nigerian illuminincompoop FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

My pet rock, Seymour, was in his element (writing a lode) ("Did NOT!  PHFFFFFFFFT!"), and began pouring copies of every responded to scammer email possible into the account.

 

Until the emails began to *bounce*.

 

Which means that my pet rock lost his one (thousandth) and only (few thousand more yet to come) chance to become a Nigerian illuminincompoop.  While somewhere in Nigeria, an illuminincompoop temple is getting really frustrated that the more they try, the less effective they are at turning me, my characters OR my pet rock into a waffle iron...which, on the eve of Halloween, might be useful for a day or so...