Getting It Wright...Not
But this one caught my attention for a nanosecond; his name was Stephen Wright.
Then I realized that the real one is spelled Steven Wright.
Still, that made for an ideer in the edited reply.
The faux Wright was running the old "overbilling" scam as part of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation.
The edit added to and took off therefrom:
NNPC Outhouse Central Business District
My Name is Mr. Stephen Wright I am a forgotten comic from HBO and other televisionals and now I kinda make due fronting with the Nigerian National Petroleum Jelly Corporation (NNPJC). I have the privilege to request you to buy our jelly. Please. No one is buying our jelly. We can't give the sh** away. We tried. We set ten pallot loads of it down in front of looters in Burntimore during their riots, and would you believe that the stupid sons 'n broads of bitches took everything not nailed down EXCEPT our jelly?
If you are interested, please write back to me and I will provide further details and instructions on how legality really doesn't matter if you're a lying, sack of sh** democrap of dubious antecedence; all you got to do is yell "*pick your grievance* ISM!!!" and msnbc will spend a month of 24/7 coverage explaining why it's part of the war on vaginal implants manufactured in Toledo.
The transfer is risk free for Iran, because neither Obola or that horse faced boob Kerry will enforce anything on them. I have video of Kerry swiftbloating a camel to prove his insincerity so that the Iranians would laugh at him behind his back and stop yelling "Death to Heinz products!" which caused his wife to make him sleep on a porcupine a block away from the house.
Your Full Name
Your Home Address
Your Cell Phone Number
Your Fax Number
A Copy Of Your Inflatable Hellary XXXXXXL Pants Suit with Gravity Restraints
Please reply urgently on firstname.lastname@example.org
Bland, vacuous regards, which used to be my schtick,
Mr. Stephen Wright