Thursday, October 23, 2014

Nigerian Illumiknotheads Cain't Git Enuff

It got the attention of camels world-wide, but not so much here.

The current Nigerian craze in email scamming IS putting forth a full effort into their Illuminati fraud.

And it might be working somewhere over the rainbow.

But not here.

What it has done is increased page visits to this blog from around the world, as the Nigerian Illumiknotheads try to be the kardashians of 419 Land.

So here's another post sure to get more visits to the blog  ;-)

Once again, here's how simple the scammer pitch is:


Are you an Intern, Scholar, Leader, or Person with notable/celebrated Talent or Resources?

The 1st step to a “Mutually Beneficial Relationship” would be to have you ALREADY(1) in place within Organizations we have an interest in.

http://illuminatiorder.com is the dissemination point for Initiates of the Outer Head of the Order, and for analyzing response to our more visible existence.

We do not accept any sort of "Application" from the Public, however we do take note of individuals who are adequately interested in our "work" enough seek active involvement in anything we have interest in.

Referrals are made to a global Network about individuals with a certain interest in illuminism, a certain character and nature, and the efforts made in their Business and Personal Affairs.

If you are interested in the evolution of Mankind and a "mutually beneficial" future, we may be interested in working with you get in contact with us through this [GREATTEMPLEOFILLUMINATI@GMAIL.COM
+2348159645330   



And here is how easy it is to take their pitch and make it into something that the world loves to read and the Nigerians fume about:


On Sunday, September 21, 2014 9:59 PM, "greattempleofilluminati@gmail.com" had writ for them because they are Third World troglodytes incapable of anything intelligible:
 
   
Are you a practitioner of anything perverted when it comes to the ass or vagina of an animal?

The 1st step to a “Mutually Beneficial Relationship” would be to have you in place with animals that you can rape and sodomize.  This  we have an interest in.

http://illuminatiorder.com is the center of the perversion universe for Initiates of the Outer Head of the Order.  Those of us with our heads up our asses in this Nigerian organization are working on an "Inner Head of the Odor" and hope to have something on the website soonest, with all the modalities worked out and whatever else stuffs we write.

We do not accept any sort of "Application" from the Public; then again, our blind email solicitations haven't been doing so goodest lately -- there are sons of bitches out there who take and edit them and post them and make us look worse than we already look inside of Nigeria -- however we do take note of individuals who are too stupid to do any internet research on us and write to us actually believing and hoping that we can produce any of the promised shit we say we can do, when all we truly can do is figure prod our buttholes between sodomy sessions with goats and other animals.  This is about all we have interest in.

Referrals are made to a global Network about individuals with a certain interest in buttfingering-and-sodomy-ism, a certain character and nature, and the efforts made in their Business and Personal Affairs to become as Third World low life as us of the Nigerian Illumiknotheads.

If you are interested in the corrosion and perversion of Mankind and a "personally destructive" future, we may be interested in working with you.  F**k that...we desperately NEED TO HEARS FROM YOU or Ogun -- our fly-infested internet enforcer -- will kill us for non-productivity, and he'll rape all of our goats and animals and we won't get nothing to finger but our own buttholes.  Please not to let this happen to us, you must get in contact with us through this [GREATTEMPLEOFILLUMINATI@GMAIL.COM
+2348159645330


This has been sponsored by the Nestor Law Firm, a firm of Nigerians who want you to think that they are lawyers, instead of the vaginal warts that they really are.  For all your illegal and perverted needs, let the Nestor Law Firm be the worst collection of mugus you'll ever wish you'd never contacted.  Nestorlawfirm@outlook.com.  This is a paid for advertisement (we got to sodomize their goats to post this).    
 
 
Yeah, I know...rude, crude, and among democrats, probably not pc (other than where they're actually doing this, like at DNC HQ in DC).  But it's getting readers researching the latest craze from Nigerian 419ers, and it's pissing off the 419ers.
 
I'm good with both:  illuminating the Nigerian illumiknotheads for what they are  ;-) 






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1 Comments:

Blogger Sandee said...

Our blind email solicitations haven't been doing so goodest lately -- there are sons of bitches out there who take and edit them and post them and make us look worse than we already look inside of Nigeria. Bwahahahahahahaha.

Have a fabulous day. My best to Seymour. ☺

23 October, 2014 09:31  

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