Friday, October 10, 2014

Spellcaster For Rent

A photobomb or the result of a spell caster?

Take whatever choice you wanna.

Got me an email from one who claims hisself to be a bona fide spell caster.  Makes all sorts of claims as to what his spells can do.

Iffen he has here what you wants, I reckon you can give him a try:


My name is DR OGBAKI from West Africa, am spell caster who help people in problem with their wife or husband or family issues. if you need a right place to solve your problems contact DR OGBAKI SPELL TEMPLE is the right choice. I have been casting spells with years of experience. I cast spells for different purposes like:.

(1) If you want your ex back.
(2)YOU NEED CURE FOR HIV/AIDS
(3) You want to be promoted in your office.
(4) You want women/men to run after you.
(5) If you want a child.
(6) You want to be rich.
(7) You want to tie your husband/wife to be yours forever.
(8) If you need financial assistance.
(9) Herbal care
(10) If you can be able to satisfy your wife sex desire due to low erection.
(11) if your menstruation refuse to come out the day it suppose or over flows.
(12) if your work refuse to pay you, people owing you?.
(13) solve a land issue and get it back.
(14) Did your family Deny you of your right?
(15) Let people obey my words and do my which.
(16) Do you have a low sperm count?
(17) Case solve E.T.C.

Feel free to contact me at
adaigwe@outlook.com or call +2348144882478 and tell him what you need to be solve.

Yours Faithful
DR OGBAKI SPELL TEMPLE  



My pet rock, Seymour, says I'm about to be turned into a duck billed platymanatee, on accounta what you know's about to happen next.  I think my pet rock's a tad nervous.

Well, let's see what happens when I edit the good doctor's email:


 My name is DR OGBAKI from West Africa, am smell taster who help people by tasting their farts to see what they is eated recent and how they can eats more healthably their wife or husband or family, because incestual cannibalism is all the rage here in West Africa. if you need a right place to go to solve your human sacrifice culinary problems contact DR OGBAKI SMELL TASTER is the right choice. I have been smell tasting farts with years of experience. I smell taste farts for different purposes like:.
 
(1) If you want your last bowel movement back.
(2)YOU NEED CURE FOR BEING UGLY AND HAVES YO MAMA DRESSES YOU FUNNY
(3) You want to be eating the secretary in your office.
(4) You want sheep and goats to run after you.
(5) If you want a child for lunch.
(6) You want to be eating rich celebrity like Paris Hilton.
(7) You want to tie your husband/wife up and eat on them for several weeks.
(8) If you need culinary cannibal assistance.
(9) If you needs to avoid Herbal care because you prefer non herbal human flesh eats.
(10) If you can be able to satisfy your appetite for your wife when she wants to have sex with one of the goats that chases you now.
(11) if your menstruation refuse to marry your bowel movement the day it suppose.
(12) if your work refuse to pay you for eating your secretary, help you with expense report massaging.
(13) solve a land issue and get title to eat all the peoples on the land you hunger for.
(14) Did your family Deny you of your right to eat them?
(15) Let people obey my words and do my winkee which go good with mustard, onions and ketchup.
(16) Do you have a low sperm count and want teach your sperm to count mores?
(17) Many testimonials penned by peoples I eated...penned of course before I eated them.  They thought I was there to give them foot rub. 
 
Feel free to contact me at
adaigwe@outlook.com or call +2348144882478 and tell him what you wishes to eats. 

Yours Faithful

DR OGBAKI SMELL TASTER
  


THIS MESSAGE BRINGED TO YOU BY THE SLIMEBAG MUGUS OF THE NESTOR LAW FIRM WHO REMIND YOU THAT WIPING YOUR HANDS AFTER PEEING AND POOPING DENYS YOU THE BEST CULINARY EXPERIENCES EVER!  nestorlawfirm@outlook.com for all your culinary needs.  
 
 
Two weeks have gone by and I ain't a duckbilled platymanatee....I think my pet rock lost money on the bet.
 
"Did NOT!!!" 

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2 Comments:

Blogger Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. He's still trying to figure out what you said. I'm just saying.

Have a fabulous day and weekend. My best to Seymour. ☺

10 October, 2014 09:48  
Anonymous Debbie said...

" ... am smell taster who help people by tasting their farts to see what they is eated recent and how they can eats more healthably their wife or husband "

Oh my. As usual you wow me with your
patience.

13 October, 2014 08:23  

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