Skunkfeathers: COVID or COVIDN'T

Yup. Scammers have latched onto the COVID-19 scare like dems and cnn have in the USA.

And like the dems and cnn, the scammers want to milk it for anything they can.

Here's how:

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Yes, that's what the "United Nation" wrote to my character. A doctor's prescription scrawl is almost easier to read.

That was until I had my 'editing gone wild' pet rock Seymour, take a turn at a little creative editing of it:

From: Director Benjamin <collinssmith637@gmail.com>

Sent: Sunday, April 26, 2020 8:02 AM
Subject: EUNUCHED NATIONS COVID-19 and a third FINALE IN E-FLAT NOTICE

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Kindly contact: Benjamin Rivera

Phone: +1424-260-6667

Email: unitednationsfundsdelivery@yahoo.com

Sincerely

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Seymour eagerly anticipated a response to his carefully-crafted edit. Alas, none was forthcoming. Even after including a duet of Dr. Loveless and Antoinette (aka, Phoebe Dorin).