Scammers Are Hiring

I never lose sleep over wondering just where it is that scammers come up with their internet cafe employees that send out scams all day long.

Democraps have been cultivating recruiting centers for scammers at almost every college campus in the land.

Of course, some scammers try to make their scams sound legit and lucrative, like this Andrew Yaku feller sorta tried to:


Hello,

I want to inquire on the possibility of investing in your business as venture capital or if you have the experience and capability to manage funds as fund Manager.

My name is Andrew Yaku, I worked at Daman   I  N  V  E  S  T  M  E  N  T  S   UAE, but now a private financial consultant presently in UK.  I represent a high profile client of Daman Investment who has some funds he wants to invest outside his home country. There is need to move the funds out from the present location through bank using an individual who can invest it in a lucrative business venture.

To qualify for this offer the person must be a credible business owner in need of funds for expansion/venture capital or fund Manager with an excellent F.INANCIAL management skill and will be ready to provide a business plan capable of achieving good profit annually. 

Reply for further information and discussion if you are capable and interested.

Best Regards
Andrew Yaku  


With the 'editing gone wild' pet rocks out of town, it fell to my character to come up with an angle to respond by.  As usual, it wasn't hard for my character to come up with something off-the-wall, especially knowing that this reply would post to the blog on April 1:


From: Andrew Yaku <anitaedwards99@windstream.net>
Sent: Tuesday, February 25, 2020 4:44 PM
To: anitaedwards99@windstream.net <anitaedwards99@windstream.net> anndrewyaku@indamail.hu
Subject: Company Idiot Letters For Anything But Profit

 

Hell no,

I want to inquire on the possibility of incest in your business as a sexual training aid for those sexually incontinent, confused, gender-befuddled and just plain too ugly to get laid.  And it occurs to me that I might ask and inquire if you have the capability to manage such an endeavor as Lord of the Lay.

 My name is Andrew Yaku, I worked at Damian Demonic Possessions LLC in the  UAE, but now have established a primate gender studies clinic in the UK, where I am the senior consultant assigned to teach primates that they are not restricted to merely male and female identities in the UK and elsewhere.

 

 

  I represent a number of high profile clients of the USA's Democrap National Crimemittee who has some connections with such democrap luminaries as Bill Clinton, Harvey Weinstein, the non-suicided Jeffrey Epstein, Anthony 'Carlos Danger' Weiner, Rachael 'Ralph' Madcow, the husband/wife team of him (Moochelle) and her (Barack) Obola, and many, many others of differing genders, fetishes and genital dysfunctions.

 

 There is need to move the organization out from the present location to the UN which is in the process of being rebranded the EN (Eunuched Nations) at the behest of Tom Perez of the equally dysfunctional DNC. 

 To qualify for this offer the person must believe that Lieawatha is an Indian, Weak End of Bernie is a misunderstood Jurassic white guy, Joe Bidumb is a Mensa candidate in a forest of tree stumps, and Lil' Mike Bloomin'idiotberg doesn't need a booster seat at the House of Leprechauns.

 

 

  And must absolutely believe that there's a broom big enough to haul Hellary's ass around the country so she can do a sequel to her 2017 hit "What Happened" in 2021, "What Happened -- II".

 Reply for further information and discussion if you are credulous and not rolling on the floor laughing your ass off at this point.

Best Regards
Andrew Yaku

My character might have just gotten a response to this if he'd thought to include the pictures with the text.  Mebbe next time...