My pet rock, Seymour, loves to edit articles for fun and annoyance.

For him it's fun; for anyone else, the latter.

"Is NOT!!! PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!"

Seymour came across an article about repeating radio signals from deep space that have scientists all a twitterpated, and he simply couldn't wait to weigh in on it.

The rest of us could...but we digress.

With no further adieu and gesundheit, Seymour edits again:

Scientists detect a radio signal from outer space that repeats political ads every 16 days
Seymour PetRock, WTF News Soivice ‎February‎ ‎30‎, ‎2020‎ ‎8‎:‎48‎ ‎AM

Scientists, unsettled enough about a 16 year old snot-nosed Norwegian brat making false and pejorative claims about later generations “stealing” her youthful virginity, now have to deal with this: a radio signal from outer space that repeats political commercials every 16 days.

For the first time, scientists have detected a radio signal from outer space that repeats what appear to be political commercials at regular intervals.

The series of so-called "30 second space ads" – which are pulses of radio waves that come from across the universe – were detected approximately once an hour for four days and then suddenly stopped, only to start up again 12 days after the 2016 election.

This cycle repeated every 16.35 days for over a year, according to a Nielsen interstellar flash poll.

The ads are alleged to have originated from a distant galaxy some 500 million light-years away.

Solar Orbiter heading to take depositions for lawsuit

Europe and NASA's Solar Orbiter rocketed into space Sunday night on an unprecedented mission to capture depositions from the distant galaxy, as representatives for current day politicians running for president are upset. Says one off-the-record, “They never gave us a chance to say if we approved their message or not!” NASA believes the orbiter will reach the distant galaxy and begin beaming back depositions from “parties of interest” in a few million years or so. “Truth be told, we've never tried interstellar jurisimprudence before...doubt we'll be around to see how we're treading new space here.” said one amused wag.

"The discovery of a 16.35-day periodicity with a repeating high white horse souse is an important clue to the nature of why Biden's Ukrainian crimepaign is face-planting," political scientists said just before entering a witness protection program that might protect them from future 'suicides'.

The repeating pattern, reports X Files Network, "suggests the source could be simply trying to return the ads to Earth while demanding in an as-yet unbroken cipher that we exchange the ads for reruns of The Gong Show and Laugh-In”.

"But that still does not explain how Wheaties did to Bruce Jenner what it done," Scientology Debunked said. "Another possibility is that cosmic flatulence might be alternately boosting signals from a body behind them. Or it could be that the source is as dumb as AOC and is clueless as to what it's doing where it's doing it from and why."

Alien signals demanding the making of ET III?

It's not likely to be aliens overrunning Kaliforlornia, the Massachusetts Institute of Twerking said in a statement; nor is it likely to be hackers from Uranus, Klingon, Romulus or colonies of Alpha Centuri, because the signals are a sign that Earth-like political ads are going down badly with someone or something out there in the cosmos. "Even a highly intelligent species would be very unlikely to stomach a Bloomberg, Warren or Sanders ad for long like this. And there is no detectable pattern so far that any of those ads offer anything intelligent for an alien race to latch onto as meaningful and important," MIT (not to be confused with that nincompoop from Utah) said.

Radio bursts being intercepted last only a few milliseconds, making it difficult to accurately determine if the transmitting source is saying “WTF?” or not.

"One of the greatest mysteries right now is the lack of thinking at the DNC and how it's impacting all their politicians," said panelists on The View, in a statement littered with genital references.

Says the Max Headroom Institute for Improving CGI AI, "Rama lama dddddddddding DONGGGGGGGGGGGG!”

We're not sure why that peculiar institute is a part of this article.

Since 2007, according to MIT – not the nincompoop from Utah – most of the ads are “rip-offs” but a small amount are “obvious efforts at sarcastic imitation” which recur in the same place.

The fast radio burst that repeats every 16 days was first detected by the Canadian Studying How South Park Represents Canadians as Scott The Dick Experiment, a radio telescope designed and built by Parker and Stone, to study if outer space phenomena is entertained or pissed off by South Park's representations of Canada in the guise of Scott the Dick.