Seymour Edits Startled Scientists

A fraction of scientists are startled about things.  And these days, rather easily.

Over the great climate scam thing, for one.

My pet rock, Seymour, has been around since -literally -- the beginning of time.  At least on this planet.

He's seen quite a bit of change, and I can tell you, he still laments the lack of delivery Chinese in the dinosaur era.

"With that, they might still be around".

I doubt it, but that's for another time.

At any rate, Seymour saw an article in the AP where a few scientists are getting their panties in a wad over perceived changes in the Bering Sea.  And in that, he saw the perfect opportunity to piss off the Cortez broad, if her or her staff ever read this and see what we dun to her name, Ma:

Pace of public opinion changing about climate change fraud startles scientists

By Seymour PetRock – WTFNS
Date line: “I lost my number, can I have yours?”

In a recent article in the failed compost-able rag Salon, scientists were expressing “startlement” at the pace of change in public opinion about the scam of agw climate change.

“I don't understand it”, lamented one scientist wearing Antifa face masking, “we were sure AlGore and that Cortez broad had it all sown up with that Green New Deal thing”.

He went on to show irrelevant slides of Mars, taken 10,000 years ago:

Versus today:

Noting the difference, he went on “Why can't the public see what WE say WE see here?”

He provided additional photo shops to further muddy his point about the effects our alleged agw climate change is having and how this is our future on YouTube if we don't wise up:

And:

And:

And:

Antifa students at Berkeley – apoplectic over the news – shrieked “we'll keep turning over trash cans, smashing windows, crapping in the streets and acting like total twat waffles until our demands to save hummus from exploitation are met”.

Righhhht.

None of the collection of announced clowns for the 2020 Democrap presidential contest had any comment to make, other than the current front groper of the pack, who sent this to show his commitment to past behaviors:

Seymour remains convinced that one of these posts will net him a Pulitzer, since awards on the left are given away like participation trophies.

For once, he might be right on that.