Fartcalypse

Worry not, Missy...here's more for you to snowflake over.

I rather doubt that most overseas scammers know or care much about Alexandria Obtuse-Clownez or her idiotic Green New Deal. 

But scammers visiting my character's email address are certainly getting something of an education.

Here's the latest that was probably clueless:


Dear Sir/Madam, I am Barrister Lucien Le Priol, a British/American attorney currently in the UK on work purpose. I want to discuss business opportunity with you. I will proceed further with more information when I receive your reply. Yours Sincerely, Barrister Lucien Le Priol Attorney Richter Law Office, LLC Address: 984 4th Ave S, Park Falls, WI 54552 Website: www.richterlawoffice.com Email: lucienlepriol@richartors.com   


Enter, stage right, that indomitable "editing gone wild" pet rock, Seymour, and his latest edit-to-educate-on-AO Cortez:


From: Richter-Scale Law Office, LLC <admin@besanyoo.cf>
Sent: Thursday, March 14, 2019 3:21 PM
To: info@richartors.com
Subject: BUSINESS PROPOSAL ISSUED WITH DISCLAIMERS DISABLED

 

Dear Gender Neutral so as to not assume gender and offend those easily offended thereby:

I am Bannister Lucien Le Priol, a British/American/Armenian/Rastafarian/Uranusian/Octosexual Orthopodian atturkey currently in the UK on work purpose...or perhaps I'm here to work on porpoise, I dunno.  WhatEVER....I want to discuss business opportunity with you.  What that means in Clouseauian is that I wish have speaks with you on matters inconsequential to the bowel emanations of cows but are perhaps germane or French to those of more obtuse interests.  I think.  Until I hear if AO Cortez is pissed by what I just wrote, I won't know for sure what I just said contextually.  I just know that she's not bright enough to know herself.

In an age where cow farts are the harbinger of a world-ending aphartcalypse in ten-twelve years, it seems incumbent upon the sjw of Hollywad to get started NOW on a movie trilogy that addresses how Luke Fartstopper takes out the evil galactic Death Fart before it immolates us all through the insidious introduction of climatologically incendairy sturmpharten cows that moo under the banner of a clenched hoof and the phrase "Milk THIS!", as they strike back against eons of Mr. Steaks and Milk Duds.

 

Not to mention against all the people who have "moo'd" at them from passing cars.  Depending on which failed network or nightly squawk show you choose to place your single-digit IQ in trust of, dictates just how in a wad your panties currently are that we have not yet destroyed all of society with the Green New Deal.  However, worry not lovers-of-all-things socialist:  you too can move to Venezuela anytime you want. 

Cognizant of the severe constraints on common sense in leftist society, I will proceed further with more information when I receive your reply. Those of you as dumbed down as AO Cortez, you may respond with words of more than one syllable if you know any.

Yours Sincerely,

Bannister Milk of Magnesia,

Lucien Le Priol, Atturkey outlawed

Richter-Scale Law Office, LLC

Address: 9 Constipation Road,

               Lagos Nigeria

               Website: www.you'ref**kingkiddingmeright.com

               Email: lucienlepriol@richartors.com   

 

 

The atturkey hasn't bothered to respond to this edit.  Neither have sjws with wadded panties anytime AO Cortez is made light of.  Which is probably just as well, since AO Cortez makes light of herself with every comment she udders...