Not The Reply They Expected -- II

This is the alleged director of Zenith Bank, Nigeria.

*snort*

And apparently, he's even more stupid than he looks.

After the email response I sent them in Part I -- allowing the fictitious person in Califorlornia to have the faux account that Zenith Bank was trying to scam my character into believing he had -- that should have been it.  In similar scams, it had been sufficient to end the scam abruptly.

But apparently not with these nimrods.

Get a *load* of this reply:

ZENITH BANK OF NIGERIA PLC
From:  Dr. James Ovia Glory

Mobil line +(234)-812-069-5218Office +(234)-7030-775-665

   

Attention:Beneficiary Jack N. Ewehoff,

 
                                          OFFICIAL DIRECTIVES
 Thanks for your urgent notification, we are now aware that you did not
send  any MR JOHN T KEHOE to claim your award payment of
$10,000,000,00 in this bank, We have called the attention of our legal
Department and we met for over three hours Today dealing  on this
issue. We have promise to arrest Mr John knowing the fact that he will
be coming back to our office tomorrow.

Looking at the issue, It is paramount you stop dealing with any other
person in regards to this transaction expect my honorable office since
we will be investigating Mr John  after his arrest.

As the bank Procedure our legal team have required you reconfirm the
Following Data to enable us further your transaction and see to your
immediate payment.

Your Full Name:......................... .........
Your address:...................... .........
Your direct Tel Phone/Cell Phone:.................
Amount To Transfer :............................. .
Sex:.......................... ....
Age........................... .
Next of kin:..................
Attached Id:.........................
Occupation:................... ............

Your confirmation to the above will be appreciated as our legal team
are waiting in the court.

Congratulations, Congratulations, Congratulations.
Dr.James Ovia Glory
Managing Director/CEO
Zenith Bank Of Nigeria.
Zenith Bank Plc.  

 

 

LMAO...good thing Mr. John T. Kehoe is fictitious, otherwise him be in bad surprised way when he go there to collect a non-existent fund.

 

But what the heck...let's play a little.  After all, get a *load* of this official looking document they say guarantees my character this fund:

 

Ain't that all nice, neat, official looking and totally full of onyx crap?

That be an onyx, 'case you wanted to know that one could crap.

 

Anyway, we try again to okay the mythical J. T. Kehoe to have the mythical account:

 

Let me get this straight:  I tell you that it's okay for John T. Kehoe to have this account after your inquiry, and you're going to ARREST him despite my approval of him having the account?
Sorry, but just how f**ked up is that?  Perhaps you don't understand the words being typed here in English?   I okayed John T. Kehoe to have the account.  I, Jack N. Ewehoff, have officially approved him having the account.   I am me and I approve of this message.   Get this message to English comprehending members of your staff if you have any, not some onyx dung sniffers.    If you fail to properly get this read and "well understood" this time, I will have the Wikileaks dildo publish pictures of you leaving a Motel 6 in Dearborn at 3AM with the onyx pictured above.  Kapish, Bunky?


Whether he believed my character this time or not is anyone's guess; but I didn't hear no mores about this fauxaccount with Zenith.

I didn't like their TVs, either.