Conversations On The Edge of Harf
The reason for it is the following conversation between one of my scambaiting characters and a gold/diamond selling scammer:
ASK THAT IN WORLD MARKET AND GET BACK TO ME
You're supposed to be the experts in the market and you don't know?
BOTH ARE OKAY IN THE MARKET
I'm sure that both are, but which ONE is better?
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Thanks for answering my question. Now...how do I go about maximizing my opportunities with diamonds through you?
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What is your phone going to tell me that you can't in a simple email response?
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Are you telling me that your phone is who is running your business, and not you?
ARE YOU JOKE WITH ME??? I AM NOT HAVING TIME FOR JOKE THIS IS A REAL BUSINESS. CALL MY PHONE NOW.
How real a business can this be if your phone runs it rather than you. If I wanted to talk to your phone, I'd be a f**king phone talking to another phone. I am NOT a phone and I don't do business -- real or otherwise -- with a phone. If your phone is running the show, then tell it to email me.
I DONT LIKE YOUR WORDS SIR. ARE YOU CALL MY PHONE OR NOT???
You don't like my words? Well, I don't f**king like your phone, how's about that? I don't do business with phones, waffle irons, talking desks, or any other piece of f**king furniture or appliance. If YOU want to do business with ME, you email ME and stop insisting I talk to your f**king phone. Them's my terms.
I guess my character's terms weren't acceptable to his phone. Oh well...