Friday, March 4, 2016

Lost In HR

Someone in Burkina Fatso thinks he's found a disposed of R2D2.

Eh...he's got time.  He'll figure it out.

Meantime, I have another scammer offering three of my characters an online job.

*snort*

Here's the weak pitch:


Hello,

I am the recruiting manager at Computer Corporation and I am looking
for sale representative in Europe, india and mexico.

This Job does not require any time frame as you might decide to fix
your own acceptable time frame.

NOTE: It is not full time Job but just a temporally until we find a
place
in Europe OR Mexico India where we can call our office and if your
performance
is OK with us we might decide to keep you as full time worker.

Kindly send us your CV for verification if you are interested to work
for us.

I will be waiting for your response.
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Das ist ein Service von austria.com  



As I said, weak.

So I gave the weak pitch to my pet rock, Seymour, to do a weak edit.

"Oh PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!":


On Wednesday, February 3, 2016 4:27 PM, willam <cornerstonelimited123@gmail.com> wrote:
Hello,

I am the recruiting manure at Fauxputer Fauxporation and I am looking for gullible persons of dubious antecedence to think that they've been hired to be sale representative in Europe, india and mexico.

This Job does not require any skill set whatsoever.  You just send us some money when we ax for it.  It does help if you can imitate Fisher Stevens in Short Circuit.  We like our sales reps to sound like our faux techs.

NOTE: C sharp.

At present, it is a full time job trying to recruit people stupid enough to dupe, but we're giving it our all.  When we find a place  in Europe OR Mexico India where we can call our office and if we can get you to send us money, we might decide to keep you on our 'mugu guyman back offfffffffffffffffff' list.

Kindly send us your CV* for verification if you are interested to get the business from us.


I will be waiting for your response.

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Das hundsfott undt spitzen sparken midda poofen undt schmoken undt schtuff ein flieger schiesse Service von austria.com

* crotch view  
 
 
Seymour didn't get scheduled for an interview with this response, but one scammer that received a copy of this  -- Serah Coulibaly -- did respond as follows:
 
what of this?  
 
 
Seymour's reply got it done:
 
 
The 'what' of 'this' is assuming that 'this' has a 'what' attached to it.  You sabe?  Me certainly sabe.  If you too sabe we can both sabe.  If your sabe has cancer, it needs kemo sabe...*ducking boos and throwd banana peels*  
 
 
Seymour managed to un"what of this?" Serah with that reply.
 
No flying banana peels yet...Seymour might have a tour opportunity.
 
"PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!!"

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1 Comments:

Blogger Sandee said...

I'd have to pass on the crotch view thing. Some stuff they don't need to know. what of this?

Have a fabulous day. My very best to Seymour. ☺

04 March, 2016 08:16  

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