My pet rock, Seymour, just can't seem to hep hisself. When he sees ANYTHING in the news about Kim Jong Un, itsssssssssssssssssssssssss edit time!
Here's Seymour's latest edit execution with the North Korean pudgemeister:
Korea's vice premier 'executed' in Kim Jong Un style
KMAO via WTF News Soivice
(WTFNS) – Wearing a “I hose me another one!” grin, North Korean
pudgemeister Kim Jong Un announces that North Korea's vice premier
Choe Rong-Gon has been executed for voicing frustration at the
unfulfilled demands by Un to be in a Team America World Police movie
sequel, WTFNS has learned from Kim Jong-Un, citing himself as an
anonymous source so that he won't have to execute himself for pissing
himself off, which in today's North Korea is a very real worry.
who took the job in June 2014, was executed by being dragged from
Pyongyang to Kaesong by a herd of 'roid raging hamsters. Rong-Gon
was dragged to oblivion – a suburb of Kaesong – after voicing
opposition to Un's single-minded obsession with being the star in a
Team America World Police movie sequel. Rong-Gon reportedly also
expressed astonishment at Un's forestry policies promoted by Un which
involve planting and growing trees at the bottom of the Yellow Sea.
has not been seen by the North's state media since last October when
he last visited a one-of-a-kind velociraptor petting zoo in Wonsan,
it added, in another apparent sign that Kim Jong Un isn't done with
exotic methods for executing those that piss him off.
death, if confirmed – the 'roid raging hamsters haven't returned
calls from WTFNS and the spokesraptor at the petting zoo in Wonsan
ate our reporter – would be the second thousandth or so reported in
the past couple weeks. Un has “rearry been on the rag ratery”
according to that same anonymous source that may be Kim Jong Un
keeping himself anonymous so he doesn't have to execute himself to
avoid embarrassing himself.
That should take care of any more page views from China for a while.