Seymour Baits Kim Jong Un For The Umpteenth Time
It does keep Seymour entertained and out of trouble.
Here's Seymour's latest edit of a story about a North Korean military drill to please Kim Jong Un:
Kim Jong-Un Watches North Korea Military Drills Blow Up Pyongyang
By Seymour PetRock – WTFNS
North Korea’s Great Suckessor Kim Jong-un observed military drills that were supposed to be mock targeting of South Korean missile bases on Baeknyeong and Yeonpyeong islands Saturday, which included everything available in the North Korean People's arsenal. Even spitwads.
The original intent of the drills was to send a message to South Korea, the United States, and Liechtenstein. Very quickly in the drills it became obvious that the message delivered was “for once, just once, hit the right target gawddammit,” with “the right target” referring to locations simulated to represent South Korea, the United States, Liechtenstein, and what turned out to be a fly on the targeting map.
Jong-un reportedly stated that the waste of ammunition was “inevitabre”, then shot the reporter that asked him to say it again. Meantime, the crowds cheered and roared approval while missiles, bombs, artillery, torpedoes and an accidentally launched order of kimshi hit unintended targets in Pyongyang, wiping out the new airport Un just learned that he had, the Chinese Embassy, hundreds of peasant homes and businesses, a statue dedicated to Un's father and grandfather, and the fly on the targeting map.
“Oh whoops” muttered Un while the crowd continued to roar approval out of fear of what was to follow.
|Pyongyang, post drill|
Despite Pyongyang’s show of farce, it is evident that its military machine is even less able that was displayed on Team America World Police. Kim executed the leaders of the NKPA, NKPN, NKPAF, and NKPSR (North Korean People's Seczhuan Restaurants) using 10,000,000 ravenous crotch crickets after Pyongyang was wasted during the drills meant to pummel two off shore islands near Wonsan.
Un executed the NKPGPS leader as well. Un did authorize a state funeral for the fly on the targeting map.
Seymour continues to believe that he'll get a Pulitzer for these edits. His argument is that Obola got a Noballs for doing nothing. That's a hard argument to dispute.