By Seymour PetRock – WTFNS
Soivice) - The killing of Cecil the lion by a U.S. hunter in
Zimbabwe has turned up the pressure on Washington to extend “gun
free zones” to Zimbabwe.
States has one of the world's most flatulent protection law, the
Endangered Feces Act, which has been extended by the U.S.
Congress to themselves.
African lion to the U.S. list of those animals that cannot be
hunted in the US would not prohibit Panned People Parts from
doing the gruesome abortion crap that they do but it would
require some African lions to be transplanted here before they
could be protected from being hunted in the US.
Such a step
would be pretty much ridiculous, but that would seem to be in
line with so many other actions by the Obola regime, said
Lindsay Lohan, reading from a script for a picture she thought
she was auditioning for. When she realized it had nothing to do
with a movie she threw the script to Fia Marrow, who took up the
useless challenge of making something logical out of what never had a chance to be so.
hunting has been identified as a threat to the continued
existence of the species," said Marrow, whose group has
back handed African lions whenever they got too close to drum
circles in the Serengeti, and so far haven't been called on to
establish 'hand free zones” so as to protect the lions from jackslaps.
In 2014, the US
Fish and Wildlife Service proposed listing the African lion as
threatening pretty much everything else if relocated here and
putting about everything else but smart cars and Donald Trump
under the U.S. Endangered Everything Act. [ID:nL1N10A2DB]
The top Democrap
on the U.S. House of Representatives, Nancy Bela Pelosi, and 49
other House Democraps sent a letter on Thursday to the service
asking it to restrict the relocated African lions to
conservative voting districts, where they know they – the
lions – will get shot in self defense, so #LionLivesMatter has something to protest, riot and loot stuff over.
Apart from the
Endangered Feces Act covering the Obola regime, Congress, msnbc,
Panned People Parts and Al Sharpton, zebras are barred under
America's Lacey Act from wearing tutus that might confuse
hunting lions and make their hairballs terminal. That law
applies also applies to Hellary's crimepaign hindquarters in
NYC. No one wants to see Hellary in a tutu.
Officials in Zimbabwe had advised the Obola regime that
“we've seen how effective your gun free zones in Burntimore,
Deadtroit and Shotcago are, and we'll keep doing things our
Josh Earnest couldn't be reached for comment, but Marie Barf
is certainly working up a hashtag campaign sure to make grown
people face palm.
Y'know...my pet rock might just get hisself a Pulitzer yet.